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That’s what your boy should have done.

Are bookies doing the odds on this yet?

The Chinese have made it to the Moon!

Sounds like operation " Get them the fuck outta there" is coming together quite nicely now.

It's happening.....I just paid for their flight now!

Might get easier once we stop getting older.

Korn. When we first got MTV this and freak on a leash were played all the time along with

Yeh......18 days for her to lose her shit!

Thats a lot of time for her to think about it.

Not much you can do about that, Pete. You're doing your bit.

Not altogether convinced that the Psycho Bitch won't lose her shit and pull out at the last moment......after we've lobbed in a load of dosh!

Finalised everything with the ISP......I just need to ring them when I have a date! Next is finding out about access to Kindergartens/Schools.......there's one across the road from the flat so I'm going to check them out tomorrow!

I tested a properly nice one a year or two ago, a real big wheels and suspension mountain bike, wearing jeans and going 25kmh on a slight uphilll, if you've never ridden a normal non assisted bicycle it'll fool you into thinking that's a normal pace. It's like you're spiderman waking up the next morning after being bit by the spider

should,nt you be out buying fridges and sofas and shit..

The local beach was a scene of devastation after the recent rain and storms. Had a nice hour or two sitting watching the fishermen catching fuck all!

A bit of Prog for a Monday evening.

Openreach might have got to the van by then.

I voted for Mawsley as riding your bike on byways on its first outing is class. Reminds me of when I did a long distance trial on my TS250ER in 1982 when I was running it in

I'll stick with my original one.

Nearly got the skin tone right too.

Ours have 29" wheels, but only front suspension. It's classed as a hybrid, but the chunky tyres are meant more for offroad, although it is ok on road. I was amazed at the difference compared to a standard bike. Hills are no longer avoided, in fact I actually pick routes with a few hills now!

This was lying around on our local beach on Saturday! Maybe a bit underdone, @Slowlycatchymonkey?

imagine if he'd told a joke about Alex Baldwins wife

Chris Rock feels the hand of correction from Will Smith after being rude about his Harley, mocking him that he rode a Tractor.

I really like the Ötztal Valley, the climb up to the pass quickly loses sight of it though. But the ride along it’s length is very nice and should be fairly quiet with it being a normal working week. The pass is a restricted road so much better than the stelvio. The 2nd highest paved road in Europe is just off it. Though it’s a bit of an anticlimax. Last time I managed to avoid the museum and I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to manage that same feat of self sacrifice this time too. Of course this all assumes we will use that pass, it would be nice. But there are others and I think it’s a mistake to get too excited about a specific goal until it is happening. It’s not all about me, once we get to Austria on the Sunday night I’ll have great fun putting rob on the spot with a few choices of what to do…. As we’re there. “There” being the western end, in Voralberg, not far from the Silvretta hochalpenstrasse for example. Or we might just have to leg it into Italy asap and get to our basecamp as the weather looks very promising over that way. There is also the Umbrail pass which avoids the worst of the Stelvio and allows a quick visit to the summit, without the tedium. Followed by Gavia. Decisions Decisions. Umbrail.

He wouldnt post chit like that to marie on facefuck.

Hehehe poor ol’ Buck

Bitch, you need to spend more time on your natural function in the kitchen and less time on the internet.

I got a great idea for a series if i was going to be the star, the whole show will be about rich hot women and the lone wolf who fondles them, um, protects them! I might be good at that.

As I was typing I thought six is gonna love this hehehe