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I heard a rumour that the median age in this group is not that low, well I have no sympathy. I just spend a day in the jungle with a bunch of old men who throw themselves up cliffs every sunday for fun. Compete I cannot. Oh hell no. Learn, I will. I was going to add a video but apparently that format's not supported so you're just going to have settle for a photo and use your imagination. Anyway these guys are masters, not just of trials but enduro too. I have realised that I need these skills if I want to ride enduro with people who are bigger, stronger and longer of leg than me. Learning from an Japanese guy who's nearly 70, well, that's the day I don't get to complain about how everyone is bigger and stronger than me. These guys are legends.

That's m'name innit.......Ian. My fellow draftsman is called Et Tu Brute. I don't think he's from round here.

I know what you mean about mixing fuel for EC300s and how they go like the clappers... I forgive them everything, including the inconvenience, just for the power-to-weight ratio. My friends over here are all getting around on KLX250s, no power and I can't lift the damn things. Still, sometimes EC300s get sleepy too...

Just got sent the draft traffic order notices for my new scheme to proof read. I won't paste the whole thing because it tells you how to object at the bottom. Drawing still a work in progress, but we start building on December 3rd, Gas board are doing something first so I have to wait for them to get out of the way. Using my new drawing frame, I've added shadows this year. I've started work on the area just below now, my dog turd roundabout and location for the burial of my time capsule.

We had Chili Con Carne this evening for dinner, absolutely NO chips were involved

on my way , you best fuck off out for an hour @Swagman

I rode my KLR like a trials bike once, n ow i have three wheelchairs.

They're impractical really, even the auto mix bikes like the CRM, you can't always trust the mix and they use nearly twice as much fuel so you can't have a route that doesn't include nearby fuel stops They are great fun and give max power for minimum weight, my GasGas EC300 was a monster on power, I got it up to nearly 80mph over the rocks on Sarn Helen coming back down towards the gate :), it's capable of higher speeds not not with me on it over rocks , my two CRM's were awesome too and I remember my old RD250LC was quite a beast in it's day

Do you refer to yourself as ' I Powell ' you know like in ' I Claudius '

I recon I could get up that on that trials bike, I know @Sir Fallsalot could. That's not bragging just the fact that we come across rock steps when we're out trail riding, perhaps not that high but enough on a trail bike (there's a difference). More power to those guys , I'm 63 and I'm minus a leg but I still get down and dirty

H2 750 Kawasaki!

I dont want to brag butt at almost 63 i do at least three or four really stupid human tricks a day and most cause blood flow.

Are you allowed to change your vote before it ends like other polls on here ? Asking for a friend

Tends to read better than "Dirty Cunt" Bob!

My 500 titan was mr mellow. Seemed like she;d do it forever...last time a suzuki ever gaveme that warm and fuzzy feeling tbh.

They were more peaky than the 750......on-off power switch!

I am just going to take a moment to appreciate the glory which is naming a motorcycle "Hustler". Ah yes.

Yes they are , we have two 2-stroke racers in our workshop, A TZ250 and a RG500

There are still some small capacity 2-stroke bikes available here, but the bigger ones are mostly older and people want silly money for them now. Saw a Suzuki 250 Hustler for sale on a selling site here recently and it wasn't priced too bad, but getting parts for a 50 year old bike could be a challenge!

All the best enduro riders started out doing Trials, David Knight, Graham Jarvis and many others MX riders simply cannot handle the gnarly stuff, been out with a few and they always head for the nearest fire road to get them home by mid morning LOL

If those creepy little fuckers had bikes you know exactly what they'd be riding! After all, it's not Beemers that are gay icons.

is that an invite, should i pack my budgie smugglers ?

Why is this all memories? Are you guys still allowed to run two-strokes in the UK/europe as long as they're vintage? I realise they would heartily fail all emissions standards

Which turn in to the best east end gangster accent you've ever heard and everyone shit themselves?

Come on, show me your two stroke road bikes. Does anyone still have one?? I just dropped $180 on an NSR150RR. It needs some TLC (read, total restoration) but it's going to be a cracker. Can I hit 180kph with $180? A question which remains to be answered. Anyway if you know anything about NSRs please say hi, I'm going to need to crowd source plenty of advice on this restoration journey...

He said fuck off.

Can get the bloody door open after parking too.

Vanish will do it......I've got total confidence in it!

Greedy git, I only have one

I think he was my last maths lecturer.

I like the staggered parking bays, good use of the space

Maximum result for minimum energy expenditure... when these guys ride enduro you see the difference between them and the guys who have never ridden trials. One group rides smoothly, in control, minimum energy; the others are smashing obstacles and making themselves tired...

Looks like the sad POS that @Buckster rides in front of you!

Its wasnt a race, it was a lifestyle.

Unstable legend or legendarily unstable?

Would someone unstable take this to sea last night to land on a rock thats not above water?

The word is unstable in Tym's case Grace!

Tammy wheelied one into a new jersey telephone pole once.

See, you're a legend. Doing stupid stuff keeps you both young and legendary. Us grasshoppers need role models to look up to

One part of me goes, what the heck are they doing that for..... The other part of me goes.....COOL & Impressive.....

Although I remember being told a story of new two stroke imports being banned in NSW decades ago because the power to weight ratio on this particular model was too crazy and too many young men were obliterating themselves. The model was just referred to as 'the widow maker' by the story teller.... I would like to know what model that actually was and if the story is true

I am standing right here...

My kind of place...

Smokers!?

Doing great, just riding motorbikes and hiding from covid in the Thai jungle. Not dead yet. Cheers mate