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At only 53 i don't know how you old fuckers are still going i'm constantly aching and cant remember fuck all from the past, i also cant remember the last time i got out of a chair without making a noise of some kind can you drop me off in the late eighties on the way back i'd like to run my fingers through my hair again

your clothes would be back in fashion if you went back to the 70's.... result

Sorted.

Time flies when you spend your days getting bummed by dago midgets.

It's shit isn't it? Your mind works the same way it always did but your body doesn't! I need a fucking Time Machine set for 1973......what you say @Clive?

I was glad to get to 16 and offload my pushbike and get on a Lambretta, it was a pile of shit, but I my mind it was fantastic.........never got further than 25 mile from home before something fell off of it, exhaust, side panel or engine cowling..... I tell a lie, I once got to Skeggy, that was a very long day.

That's cos it was bloody dangerous, especially when you stopped but couldn't put your feet down because the flares on your jeans got caught round a pedal.

A shitty 3 speed s/hand pushbike

Yes please, don't won't want a return ticket though. Yep Swaggy can tag along.....give his neighbour a rest from him.

I look in the mirror and hardly recognize the old git staring back at me Eyes, are not too bad .......hearing, it belongs to some 90 year old. Joints, not bad, apart from my (sometimes) bad back and left shoulder. The 70,s, great times, no kids, I fucked it all up when I got married in 74, or was it 75.

A jailed officer, one hopes

Based on my experience here......this is how I see it! If you have a good Private Pension along with the UK State Pension then you should be OK here. If you have just a UK State Pension (around €800 a month) things are going to be very tight here. But not as tight as Britain because the cost of living is lower here. If you don't have a UK Pension, you're not working and paying into the system via Social Security, Pension, Healthcare, IVA/VAT, Tax, submitting an annual Renta etc.......yet you've been here for some time (and I know a lot who are in this position).......then questions need to be asked by the Authorities. It's not fair on people like me who are on-call for work 7 days a week, and paying more a year in contributions than the annual UK Pension that actually comes in. If these people started paying their way and weren't freeloading then maybe our obligatory contributions would be less. Ironically these are nearly always the demographic that get bent out of shape about foreigners going into the UK and milking the system, but see nothing wrong in doing it themselves in somebody else's country. And they are the ones who'll be looking out for new incoming Brits like @Slowlycatchymonkey to be their latest cash cows so they can buy themselves more time here.

(32°F − 32) × 5/9 = 0°C HTH. XXXOOO, Cuntly McCuntface

didn't say i wanted to come thank you ...you'd only try and nonce me anyway .

All we got to do is find some fucker to build it! What's Bruce up to these days?

Met police Pedro, they're a law unto themselves .

Hair....in the 70,s I looked like Captain Caveman (remember him?) Sorry, got no photos .

Son in law as a big wheeled fuck off mountain bike, multi multiple gears, disc brakes, tele forks and rear shocker, he's had it 7 months and it's forever fucking up, and it ain't Chinese.

Yeh....but you're not invited! Me and Clive don't want a little kid who's an annoying cunt cramping our style!

Same here Clive and spent more time fixing them than riding hang on fuck all's changed still doing that now except they all got motors now

I can’t help but wonder if you’ve been keeping bad company?! You can take the boy out of Swansea but …… That aside I appreciate your input muchly. Ignore the wind ups, the stuff you are telling me is valued. I’m no spring chicken and the nursey bit is only a part of my multiple not quite normal jobs over the years so I know a grifter of any class when I see one, I’m no soft touch so fear not. Keep the good stuff coming.

Think every bike I ever had was 2nd hand, different sized wheels, built like tanks though.

Don't you wish you had a couple of them now, making daft money.

i'd of been riding this in 73

Early 70,s it would be a RD200, middle 70,s the GT550. Swerving disasters.....yep happy to miss the 1st wedding.

Flares!....Tank Tops!...Platform Shoes............give it a bit and kids today will be wearing them.

i'd be fingering myself all night if i looked like her .

@Pedro Found the photo

From what I've seen here so far there are 3 types of brits living here: 1 - home-from-home, living in brit areas, such as Dordogneshire, Normandy or Prevence. Mixing mainly with other brits, but generally in the "system" and paying their taxes. These tend to be the upper-middle and upper class sorts. 2 - away-from-it-all, these are brits that don't come into any particular class. They buy a place in the middle of nowhere with a vast tract of land around them and generally avoid people, full stop. They moved to France because they could buy the property and land for peanuts. Generally in the "system". 3 - escapees, those that moved to France to enjoy the way of life here. Again, they don't tend to fall into any particular class. They tend to live in places that are not overrun with other brits and usually live in typical housing. Always in the "system". OK, sweeping generalisations, which @MooN will probably put me right on, but from looking at various Facebook groups, that's my impression.

I know a guy named Bill who could fix all this.

Dr....Brian.....Cox says time travel is theoretically possible I am not sure I would trust the opinion of a guy who started out in a pop group.

This is the way forward Clive!

Dear son of the Prince of Denmark As I told your relation ‘Sweaty Andrew’ I have no interest in your scheme. Procuring underage girls for your recruitment agency regardless of your know how in this arena is not an area I wish to invest in inspite of the ‘gap in the market’ that your relative explained or the opportunities to tap into the vast depths of millionaires depravities and their bank vaults. Many thanks for the thoughts not quite green enough for it. Kind Regards Lentamente Atrapando Mono ps I heard there’s a relation called ‘Fergie’ who’s stocks so low she’ll do pretty much anything, try her?

So if we were teleported back to Nov 1973 we'd be as we were then and riding what we rode then! In my case a GT380. What you on? But here's the thing.....we'd go back knowing what we know now so we can swerve the disasters!

There wouldnt be any crime if there wasnt any cops.

Cops in the UK used to be really well regarded in Europe, I bet most still are well trained professionals but these news are a surprise to me.

Along with beating up women protesting a murder, kicking the shit out of OAP's, and even cold blooded murder.......there's no limit to what they're doing now.

And it was 16 years ago today that I first set foot in Spain! Actually it works out that this time next year I'll have spent 25% of my life in Spain. Where have all those years gone?

Found it, best joke I think I ever heard as a child.

The story about Shuggie the wrestler is better, but this is also quite good.

They are bringing out a new James Bond film to silence the woke brigade..... Bond starts out as a male and by the end of the film transgenders into a women they are calling it ..... Cocktopussy

i dont work , thats why , work is for fools .

Well @Slowlycatchymonkey according to @XTreme you are untrustworthy will try and fleece every Brit that you will come into contact with and will be selling tat at car boot sales …

Day of the Dead, a party day made just for me.

Today in Spain is a public holiday......Day of the Dead! And this time 16 years ago we were driving through France. Weather was shit, but once we got to the south near Perpignan (where we stayed the night) it was really nice!

Me and Dipper saying good bye to Pete.