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  1. A friend from work was having eyesight problems, had to keep getting his prescription changed. This actually turned out to be a benign tumour pressing on his optic nerve. Weirdly two people from the same office had this at different times. Anyway, the cure is an operation where they go in up the nose and cut it away. My mate said he was very pleased he had such a big hooter because otherwise it is open up the head time. When people went to visit him afterwards he had a badly mis-shaped nose and two giant black eyes. After getting lots of sympathy (and grapes) he said that he had actually woken up unmarked. His wounds were actually from when he stood up out of bed to urinate into a bowl (behind the curtains I should add), felt woozy, fainted and fell face first onto his bedside cabinet. On the plus side, his eyesight returned to its usual state straight away. Unfortunately he had to buy new glasses again as he had thrown the old ones away at some point, not realising it was a tumour and not old age affecting him.
    7 points
  2. Good vid we shot recently, who knew ADV motorcycles on 50/50 tires could get after it...
    6 points
  3. Jimmy Saville interfered with my hamster and stole all the petrol whilst spreading Covid. There, that should get picked up by google nicely.
    6 points
  4. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-58746703
    6 points
  5. I had no idea....I posted this and had a comment about huge fines and such in Europe. Guess I'm just a shitbag American. This was an early morning where I had to meet @Earache to work a bicycle race.
    5 points
  6. I'm going to murder some kittens.
    4 points
  7. Tonight’s action … can feel a shit coming on already ….
    4 points
  8. Probably out with the wife for a meal or something tomorrow. Sunday i'm planning some exploring on the X Trainer down Kidwelly, been there before but rode there and back on the bike which meant i had a 15 hour day so this time there will be some van action first
    4 points
  9. It's not easy trying to get Google to take this site seriously and give us a bit of exposure! And it's virtually impossible when you've got a thread going on with some twat driving his bike round inside a van! And another thread where fucking morons are talking about Trumpton!
    4 points
  10. @Tym has drifted to Newquay…
    4 points
  11. Brands Hatch Sunday BMCRC club bike championships ... nephews got some free tickets ... his boss is racing out there.
    3 points
  12. Practiced my saluting, i leaned how in the cub scouts Pete always said have hands on your hips for a good pic, must be true! Found some cool led lights that should work underwater, do you see were im going with this? Stay tuned.
    3 points
  13. We had various hospital appointments today and then food shopping, so no bike action today. Possibly out on the eBikes tomorrow but Sunday is looking a bit soggy here, so we may end up hibernating! Hopefully back out on the bike next week though.
    3 points
  14. Not to mention the place was started by a ginger.
    3 points
  15. My first read, damn dyslexia again
    3 points
  16. Well, i was about top start a weekend thread and you just fucked that plan right up posting first. Low tide is @ 1300 my favorie perch is out of water.
    3 points
  17. I think the bigger question is being ignored here. Have carpenters ever worn what looks like a square paper hat (Chippy Minton)?
    3 points
  18. That should fool the police at least until the maggots get to work.
    3 points
  19. In no particular order KLR650 Ducati 1098S ST1300 Ducati 748 RC51 CBR600RR R1 Ninja 600
    3 points
  20. 100%. But I'll take being a gay GS rider over a...wait. WTF am I even saying
    3 points
  21. Time is flying........we're getting nearer to Xmas which brings TOTY and MOTY! Though I'd say TOTY is a one horse race this year! Anyway......what about this weekend? Possibility of rain later on Sunday for me, and tomorrow I've got to go back and see the client I visited last weekend! So I will be out on the bike......but where and when I have no idea! What you doing?
    2 points
  22. After ginger complaining about my dented fork cover I pick these bad boys up on fleabay. New old stock.
    2 points
  23. Remind me to never ask you for a cup of tea.
    2 points
  24. me to ...check this out @XTreme
    2 points
  25. So he has a rock bottom and ginger pubes nasty.
    2 points
  26. CB500X wouldn't be a bad choice for easy hard packed dirtroads, also saving you a lot of money on another bike. I would just use your own bike at first when testing the waters. On the dry most tires will be ok, I find my tires to be really good for any pace I ride on road and adequate for dry compacted gravel or dirt, TKC70.
    2 points
  27. In Portugal you can ride with them on all you want but only with no oncoming traffic, with oncoming traffic or other vehicles 100m in front of you, you are obliged to switch to the medium brightness ones. It makes sense to me, I don't like being blinded either.
    2 points
  28. Useless!!! let me tell you, if you’ve been entered in the three-legged race and you get me as your partner it’s win, win
    2 points
  29. Hehehe they obviously liked it judging from how long they let it play! Ragtime music on mogadon?
    2 points
  30. Your in fine company then, a bigger bunch of useless fuckers would be hard to find.
    2 points
  31. Is your wife a man? I ask because Slowly is a bird.
    2 points
  32. That looks a good light you have on there. My 3 TDM900s were appalling at night so rarely rode them at night Traded in 2012 for an S10 and what a difference, enjoyed night riding them, if warm enough.
    2 points
  33. If you get it for that price it's the steal of the century
    2 points
  34. You got a camera in my house ya twat.
    2 points
  35. @Tango's drinking story reminded me of this Many years ago me and the guy who is my boss now were working away from home and had been out on the pop all night as usual. this night i was a bit pissed off because he was chatting some girl up and i was left on my own bored, so i left him to it and went to bed. When he came down for breakfast in the morning he had two black eyes and a nasty gash across the bridge of his nose. I thought the girls boyfriend had turned up and given him a dig, It turned out he had got up for a piss in the night tripped over his suitcase and face planted the chimney breast in the room, funny thing is we were sharing a room and i didn't hear a thing
    2 points
  36. Me and a couple of mates used to go down the pub on Friday evenings after we'd played squash and neck a few beers before closing. One of my mates missed squash one Friday but turned up down the pub with this kind of plastic mask thing on his face. He looked like he was starring in the Phantom of the Opera. We asked him what it was all about, so he said that he'd broken his nose and fractured a cheek bone! So we asked how? Anyway, the previous Friday, after we'd had a few down the pub after squash, he got up during the night for a pee. Being a bit unsteady on his feet he decided to sit down to pee. However, he fell asleep sat on the bog and then fell off and smacked his head on the corner of the bath as he went down! We tried not to laugh..........
    2 points
  37. Found a proper weird pub , like being in a time warp …
    2 points
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  39. Who would have thought that ending free movement of people and goods would result in a shortage of people and goods.
    1 point
  40. Yes the camshaft doesn't look as bad but it is. I think I've been scammed on a camshaft the price is too good to be true but it's also too good to ignore. I've paid with PayPal so my cash should be safe going to give it another week to arrive and then start the proceedings to get my cash back really hoping its for real though https://www.getimem.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=801263
    1 point
  41. Hello, make youself at home, put your feet up. Don't feed the inmates after midnight...
    1 point
  42. welcome...any pics of the wife , purely to see if she is worth 150k
    1 point
  43. You ride a GS so she has probably assumed you are gay.
    1 point
  44. 1 point
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