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Took a pic of mine for ya!

.............so much time and so much apathy ?

what happened to the mushrooms or are they hiding

Well a name has been given to my new Honda.... Meet Charlotte everyone! (From a favourite book of mine, Charlotte's Web) She looks good with Gazoo (my 4Runner)

This photo just about sums up my covid situation at the moment. My redundant helmet and a family size pack of bog rolls ........... ? Show us a photo that sums it up for you ....................

A long time ago in Brazil, I stayed for a while in a small village with just one very gay barber/hairdresser/waxer. I made a bet with my girlfriend's brother that he wouldn't be able to wax his very thick beard, using proper wax like they use to handle women's parts, poor sod made the mistake of not backing off and even bigger mistake of having the first bit done right on his chin so he couldn't back off, he had his entire face done down to his neck. By the second pull he was crying tears that actually stung his face as they dripped down He was properly sweating blood from his face . Actually stayed for over a month, happy times.

I've probably only been to the hairdressers or barbers as us men call them once in the last 20 years and that was because a Turkish one opened up down the road a few years ago and they done the full works, beard ears nose so i went in to check it out and nodded off in the chair proper old man style so i didn't go again

March 8th at the very earliest is the general concensus

That pic just Melted my twins... ?

Lack of getting these down the neck, real sadness.??

Twat... i'll be seeing you in September, tell the mrs you'll be on the sofa for a week ?

I've been fiddling with camera settings and software settings int he video editor still cant make these vids look any better LOL

Just done the first spray.....I'll do another one tomorrow!

that new steed is starting to cost you more money already

It leans to far over, plus stops it sinking in the ground when parked on the grass.?

I don't recall my first bike experience, it was a dirtbike of some sort. Before that there were minibikes but I don't recall the first of those either. I do recall my first streetbike ride though. I was in highschool, summer of '78 probably. I had no interest in street bikes, I wanted a dirt bike. But I was at a party and someone had a 350 Honda, I think it was the four cylinder version but I'm not sure. In any case I took it out and while coming down a hill it developed a bit of head shake, which for some reason I thought was kind of funny. By the time I got back I wanted a streetbike, and that was that. I remember one early dirt bike ride. Trying to do wheelies in an alley by my house. It was like an 80cc something or other and it started to go over backwards. I went to put my feet back to catch it, but the kickstart went up my pant leg (fookin bell bottoms) and over I went. oops. Even earlier than that, I recall two mini bike rides. Our neighborhood had a hill that led down to a short stright and then a 90 degree left turn. I had it wide open down the hill and the straight, and went wide on the turn. Up into the lawns, hit a hill, and just as I was cresting that a buddy came walking out of his house to see me airborne in his front yard. Landed it, rode it out, and back onto the road. Oh yeah. He thought I was just that good but the entire thign was dumb luck and me being to scared to bail. But the bad ride was... I'll back up. My mom didn't want me on any form of bike. So the mini bike rides were A) borrowed rides and B) secret. Until the day that we headed down the road Iived on. My dad was out mowing the lawn. I figured screw it and just kept it pinned (not like that was all that fast) and rode by. Of course he saw me. That one ended my mini bike riding.

All those colours match my new grey helmet.

I'm in LOVE ? Meet my new girl, not sure of her name yet, but she purrrrrs.......so yummy! 2020 Honda CB500F

So I'm thinking about making a visit to spain for a week to see what havoc can be caused on xtreme(Pete's) manor and go on a few jollys on the bike with him as tour guide. Now to the nitty gritty of it, I am planning on going for the 2nd weekend in September as the holiday season will have finished by then and fingers crossed the flights should be more affordable, I did plan to ride down on my bike but at 1600 miles each way let alone what will be covered whilst there it would just prove way too expensive soo....my 2nd plan is to fly out to spain and hire a bike from the airport and ride to his area staying in a bnb or hotel. Bike hire is £525 and for that you can swing your leg over a tiger 800 or 1200 whichever takes your fancy though for where we would be riding the 800 would be a better choice. So my aim here really is to see if any of you guys would be up for joining in on the adventure so dont be shy book ya spots on this tour of a lifetime

Cos my mate Tony has been up and put the Puck on for me! He brought some other stuff with him as well......I think he called them "Tools?" Anyway.....the job is done! Big lump of rubber at the bottom of the stand and it seems to do the job. ? I gave him the link to sign up here......course I haven't told him what a sad bunch of fucking wankers you lot are!

I do my own wife just trims the neck, I can’t see round the back.?

I heard that you going to the hairdressers now is as rare as Buck going to the camera shop, or Ren going to the dentist Fred!

Considering you didn't give a toss what your hair was like in the 70's judging by your photos you seem overly concerned now how times change

As from tomorrow we're Level 4 Grade 2......where any businesses classed as non-essentials have to close. Thankfully, Hairdressers are considered essentials so my appointment with Ivan tomorrow isn't cancelled.

He's beyond happy having me and bro locked in.

I’ll keep the beans you have the black pudding.?

Another numpty with a Chinese bike.

I sorned all three of my bikes in the first lockdown Fred, now I'm begining to think I should have done it this time as well

And black pudding you can keep the beans though ?

I don't do wet and rust Fred! Shit like that can get you killed!

What a cutie.

I was going to say swap the screws for stainless ones then thought why waste your time its not like their ever going to get wet and go rusty

There's a sort of smudge on the rubber, but I'm hoping a few coats will cover it.

That looks loads better just like part of the bike now.?

Wales.?

That’s true, which reminds me I must keep up the threatening behaviour. Now where’s my baseball bat............?

Why not ride it @Richzx6r? £400 round trip in fuel plus what, 4 days riding vs £2-300 flights plus £500 bike hire, insurance, fuel etc. Also, haven't you recently had a kid? What does your other half think about you leaving her in the lumber for a week or two? ?

The camera is on one of those chin strap thingies the problem is here in Spain they will do you if they see camera attached to a helmet so its best if you can keep it as un obtrusive as possible not stuck on the top of your helmet where it can be sen a mile away I have tried to find places on the bike but not that easy.

I think i;ll have to Red Flag you on this one.

Nice one Russ! I think it would be better if you had your camera up higher......where is it mounted now?

Was that another "Motion Pro"?

Whats the topic?

Well I got out for a bloody cold quickie. Was bloody freezing but the front brake is behaving as it should.

Another woman riding a motorcycle? The world has gone to shite.

Bonjooar six trente. I see you already met most of the inmates ?