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Six30 Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 When your having the best sex of your life and Nana starts to recognise you again  2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 From The Daily Mash YULETIDEOLOGISTS have long agreed that 70s Christmases were the best. This judgement by men in their late 50s is objective fact. Here’s why: Advocaat Beats Cherry B and Watney’s Party Seven because this Dutch alcoholic custard was the tipple that told you that the festive season was here. Anything even slightly continental was exotic then. Also, washed away the taste of the rank wine you drank at morning Mass. Crossfire Before kids went soft with their Space Invaders, Crossfire was the most wished for and cherished Christmas present. You fired ball-bearings into your opponents’ goal with plastic guns, the excitement making you forget the agony of the blisters on your forefingers at least some of the time. Marking your wish-list of shows to watch in the Radio Times This was the golden age of light entertainment. A Merry Morning With Jimmy Tarbuck, Jim Davidson’s Boxing Day Laugh-In, The Reg Varney Hour and a specially extended Christmas Crossroads in which Meg and the staff let their hair down. All ringed with your trusty felt tip so that you didn’t miss any of the fun. No ITV though, because you had to buy a separate magazine for that. Games of Monopoly that went on until everyone passed out These were the years before Britons developed Thatcherite ruthlessness and families were content to go round the board like London tourists without bothering to build up property portfolios to crush their opponents. By 4.15pm everyone was asleep, waking up five hours later for a boiled egg sandwich. Paper decorations We were more modest in the 1970s, not given to outlandish coloured light displays. We held the steps while Mother went up to the loft for a cardboard box of red and green paper links, held them again while she pinned them up in the living room, job done, break out the Quality Street. Tins of Quality Street were massive They were actual tin and they contained five pounds of chocolate. Small children could drown in them. Opened well before Christmas, they were still going at the end of January. Today’s tubs are shallow, plastic puddles. Watching your Granddad do his nut during Christmas Top Of The Pops Cracking walnuts wishing they were David Cassidy’s testicles and turning as crimson as a paper crown at The Sweet, your Grandfather’s fury at the parade of glammed up longhairs was a festive highlight. ‘I’ll give him My Coo Ca Choo! He wears frilly knickers and a bra and all!’ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Slowlycatchymonkey Posted December 30, 2021 Author Share Posted December 30, 2021 He cant crack a smile, dont understand why not  7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Swagman Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 12 minutes ago, Tango said: Just watching that on the news. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Motobiker Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 A life less complicated….  3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 We fitta all five gears and all five neutrals! Wet myself watching this. Â 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motobiker Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 2 hours ago, yen_powell said: We fitta all five gears and all five neutrals! Wet myself watching this. Â I had to laugh when the finished bike was put on the centre stand and the RHS indicator fell off!!! That was hysterical. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 They're much better nowadays as they're built by Audi. On some of the Panigale's it's an engine out job to change the spark plugs 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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