Six30 Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 A man hates his wife"s cat so much he drives to the next town and dumps it. When he gets home, it"s there. Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it. When he gets home, it"s there. So the next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it. One hour later he rings his wife and asks, "is the cat home?" "Yes, why?" asks his wife." Put the cunt on the phone," he says, "I"m fucking lost." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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XTreme Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 7 hours ago, Mawsley said: Seeing as some don't get banned for being a complete cunt If that system was in place there'd only be about 3 or 4 people here. And I wouldn't be one of them! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 Yep, I can relate to this. What say you @MooN? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Six30 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 5 hours ago, XTreme said: If that system was in place there'd only be about 3 or 4 people here. And I wouldn't be one of them! Come on … no politics rule , your letting the fragile noncy cunt make you look a mug . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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XTreme Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 Any of you going to this on Xmas Eve? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Can Elton John endure 24 hours in a bath of custard to raise money for World Aids day? ...... The poof is in the pudding. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Six30 Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 There’s a dating site for well-endowed men called 7 inches or Better. The site has already attracted over 60,000 women and 70,000 liars. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 Well, I think that adoption is probably more environmentally friendly? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckster Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 35 minutes ago, XTreme said: I’m pretty sure the wiring at Ford is designed by baboons. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Tango said: it should go down a bomb 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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