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4 hours ago, Buckster said:

Rover V8 into MKII escort. Got it back on its wheels and realised it needed some suspension modifications. Drove it and realised it needed better brakes, sold it to a numpty at that point who killed it a month later.

We were all young once.
I had a Wolsey Hornet and built up an engine out of an allegro 1100 block, Cooper head and gearbox with a high lift cam. Might have well stuck with the stock 1000cc for the money spent.

Having said that, I had a 1983 fiesta 1100 and made up a 1300 with a big cam. Could believe how different the engine were to get it fitted but It would rev off the rev counter.

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39 minutes ago, Six30 said:

i nicked a mk 2 cortina once .

Used to push bike to work. Out of the blue car honking behind me. Lotus cortina with 3 of my mates, freshly stolen from a few miles away. This was a mk1. YesI did leave my bike and have a go.:classic_laugh:  

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1 hour ago, Catteeclan said:

Used to push bike to work. Out of the blue car honking behind me. Lotus cortina with 3 of my mates, freshly stolen from a few miles away. This was a mk1. YesI did leave my bike and have a go.:classic_laugh:  

When i was about 14 they were constructing the A470 past my old mans house to Merthyr i was always out looking for things to pinch. One day I'm walking along the dirt road they created for their plant to travel along when a big four wheel drive tractor came bouncing towards me it was flat out and all over the place and skidded to a stop along side me followed by a massive cloud of dust, i thought i was in for a bollocking for being there but when all the dust settled it was just my mate he pinched it a few miles up the road and like you i had to have a go :classic_laugh:

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Electric start, it was over then. Make people kick start their chit, see what happens.

 

Its like when we gave women the right to vote, then they used it,

 

look what happened. Like that. 

 

Filed under, What Tym said.

 

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23 minutes ago, Tym said:

Electric start, it was over then. Make people kick start their chit, see what happens.

 

Its like when we gave women the right to vote, then they used it,

 

look what happened. Like that. 

 

Filed under, What Tym said.

 

:wave:

 

 

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5 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

I think you need to get over it Pete but I suspect you’ll still be ranting about it in 10 years time 😂

There's people saying their Corgis are distraught, others are seeing the Queen's face in the clouds, and now they're taking their parents' ashes to see a coffin that the Queen isn't even in!

This is peak Brass Eye!

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57 minutes ago, XTreme said:

There's people saying their Corgis are distraught, others are seeing the Queen's face in the clouds, and now they're taking their parents' ashes to see a coffin that the Queen isn't even in!

This is peak Brass Eye!

Just like when Elvis died?

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1 hour ago, boboneleg said:

I think you need to get over it Pete but I suspect you’ll still be ranting about it in 10 years time 😂

Charles is in Wales today , I bet @XTreme is glued to the tv waving his plastic Union Jack flag 

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9 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Back in 1969 we were planting bombs!

But we're just shit at terrorism!

I think the bomb went off whilst they were making the warning phone call, they were still saying the name of their group 'Mudiad Amddiffyn Cymru' and the timer finished its work because they were having trouble pronouncing it.

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