Slowlycatchymonkey Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 1 hour ago, XTreme said: We're Guiris! Had to look it up, Ill always stand out as a guiri, very pale skin is a dead giveaway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Tango said: Technically here all over 55's are supposed have the AstraZeneca jab, but if you book it at one of the bigger vaccination centres they tend to have the Pfizer one, so that the AstraZeneca ones are freed up for doctor surgeries and pharmacies who don't have the storage facilities for the Pfizer. I booked at a vaccination centre, so I got the Pfizer. My OH registered for any leftover shots and got a call today to go to a pharmacy about 30kms away for the J&J vaccination. So she's all done now. yep i had the alka seltzer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 5, 2021 Author Share Posted May 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Had to look it up, Ill always stand out as a guiri, very pale skin is a dead giveaway It's pronounced "Gearies"......and any foreigner (particularly from Northern Europe) is classed as one. It's not Brit-specific. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 20 minutes ago, XTreme said: It's pronounced "Gearies"......and any foreigner (particularly from Northern Europe) is classed as one. It's not Brit-specific. Here all tourists are called ‘Grockles’ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 10 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Here all tourists are called ‘Grockles’ That's creeping up from Cornwall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 6, 2021 Author Share Posted May 6, 2021 16 minutes ago, Mawsley said: I think all the jabs work equally well for Gingers, but it’s great you appreciate you are all mutants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 6, 2021 Author Share Posted May 6, 2021 19 off.....1 on.....now down to 47. Still locked in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 21 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Who never knew, the spanish? I dont believe it Dirty dagos, greasy wops, frogs (or kermits) are bread and butter insults in the life of a British person in training for ultimate superiority So what do they call us that we dont know about? In Portugal, bifes meaning steaks, or camones from you saying “come on”, sometimes lagostas meaning lobsters after you get your typical “laying drunk on the beach sun tan”, or just the equivalent to “fucking tourists”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 6, 2021 Author Share Posted May 6, 2021 I've learned by now that there's no situation that the Dagos can't make worse! Because they've just issued a directive that all those born in 1964 have to go to Baza to get vaccinated......which is 100km round trip. What happens to all those who don't have transport? I suppose you'd think......well they could take the Bus? Unfortunately there is no Bus! We are without Bus! So there's now a lot of really pissed off 56 and 57 year olds trying to work out how the fuck they can get to Baza! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Pedro said: In Portugal, bifes meaning steaks, or camones from you saying “come on”, sometimes lagostas meaning lobsters after you get your typical “laying drunk on the beach sun tan”, or just the equivalent to “fucking tourists”. Ah yes bifes and other beef, roast beef and steak ones I’m familiar, comones is new and a good’n! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 7, 2021 Author Share Posted May 7, 2021 The wife had her first Pfizer today! And what was noticeable was the number of names that were being called out......and probably only half the people actually turned up. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 On 06/05/2021 at 17:58, XTreme said: I've learned by now that there's no situation that the Dagos can't make worse! Because they've just issued a directive that all those born in 1964 have to go to Baza to get vaccinated......which is 100km round trip. What happens to all those who don't have transport? I suppose you'd think......well they could take the Bus? Unfortunately there is no Bus! We are without Bus! So there's now a lot of really pissed off 56 and 57 year olds trying to work out how the fuck they can get to Baza! what a balls up it is out there, it would be like that over if if Labour got in. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 7, 2021 Author Share Posted May 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Six30 said: what a balls up it is out there, it would be like that over if if Labour got in. Well my AZ is in the Health Centre in the town on Monday......so no big deal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 15 hours ago, XTreme said: Well my AZ is in the Health Centre in the town on Monday......so no big deal. word is they flew a new nurse in to inject the expats .... good luck 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 Bjeezus please tell me that pics been photoshopped! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Bjeezus please tell me that pics been photoshopped! No she’s just a born beauty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 11 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Bjeezus please tell me that pics been photoshopped! Yes it has they made her look a bit more human here 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 34 minutes ago, Swagman said: No she’s just a born beauty yeh.. @XTreme would . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 51 minutes ago, Six30 said: yeh.. @XTreme would . Yeah I’m sure he would, just put a sheepskin over it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 8, 2021 Author Share Posted May 8, 2021 There's some massive cunts on this board! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 1 minute ago, XTreme said: There's some massive cunts on this board! There is you need to sort yourself out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 8, 2021 Author Share Posted May 8, 2021 23 minutes ago, Swagman said: There is you need to sort yourself out. Some holiday you're having! You've gone from trolling in Lincoln to trolling in Cornwall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 Yeah only because it’s raining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 8, 2021 Author Share Posted May 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, Swagman said: Yeah only because it’s raining. What you been doing then? Bingo? Bowls? Dominoes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 Today fuckall but talking to you, and staying dry 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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