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Made to Albuquerque, New Mexico last night in time for the traditional Xmas dinner celebration with the wife. Good old burn your bunghole food at our favorite place in town...

You didn't clear the leaves up did you Clive

She does like a Stella, or 2. We have been trying to have a wet room installed, the other 5 bungalows on the street have them, we asked the housing association.....but they say no, so tried for handrails to help her getting into the shower..... housing association says yes!.............if we pay for them. The social worker just say...enquire with your housing association, she has done nothing that we have not already tried, she is a mine of (useless) information, but of very actual little help. Will have to carry on getting the wife out on the rear yard and give her a good jet washing, when the weather is warmer, till then

Fancy schamncy joint....

“Cheque”

Get in …

Only if you ride with your member out in 2nd gear.

she been beating you up again clive ?

going to be 12 degrees here christmas day.... watch this space for some christmas rugged individualism

Lunch today outside of Albuquerque - wifey had ribs with a red sauce and peppers crust while I had the enchiladas. Fuggin' excellent.....

He will come out the next morning and the bike will be gone and so will the enclosure thing.

i was thinking more along the lines of a pic of sophia wearing a pair of his yfronts eating a packet of Wotsits

@Pedro if your not comfortable winning the twat of the year reward... i am open to some bribery to change my vote.

Just watched Gangs of New York.. good film , never see it before , for some reason i had it in my head it was a musical...id rather paint a room with my own brains than watch a musical .. except Grease of course.

Arrived at our Xmas destination, only 1 hold up of 20mins on the A1. I guess I should be glad about that. Mandi’s brother and family joins us tomorrow so best make the most of the hot tub tonight.

whats the prize ..will the winner get sent a check off @boboneleg and what will the check involve , whats he checking ?

That check would cost more than the amount....it'll probably be made of rubber anyway.

'are' I'll send you a check for the 7p

You want his recipe for horse cock casserole?

Garden still has a good covering of fallen leaves, and broken branches from the recent storms, can't be arsed to go out and clear them, they will still be there waiting for me when spring arrives, so no rush.

We have the social workers here, what a waste of time they are, they are here trying to justify their job, at the same time as being fucking useless.

ok Shakespeare...

Cold enough that on some shady corners I dreamt of gay tires.

I can't see any of those riders practising the @XTreme mantra of Rugged Individualism , plenty of gay tyres as well

Well it would have been if I’d poured it over the food Pedro

At the lunch spot with @Pedro today.

there is royalties on my work bob... you owe me 7 pence.

On reflection there can only be one winner ...................

He definitely could have gotten TOTY as well for sure. Showing his groin, and dying? come on!

and one is not prone to flashing his scar and nether regions as well .......................... Frankengroin for the win

A customer of the local bike place near me has a V Max which I love the look of. Never ridden one but it does look lovely. Keep meaning to test ride a Scout but my back is knackered and I am convinced I’d be crippled for a week after every ride if I got one. I’m supposed to be having a bit of bone removed from my spine in Jan which I hope will improve matters so maybe 2025 will be the year …

Wotcha watching? My 12 week old puppy chewing up a couple of pieces from a puzzle my wife and mother in law have been doing for the last couple of hours. I might give them another hour before I tell them they are going to be 2 pieces short ….

Yep I can see that coming especially as I voted for Pete.

only two people nominated and one of them is going to lose to a dead guy

There's only 1 entrant that is still active on this forum and that's Pedro.

Got the new highway pegs installed today....