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Wait till Busa picks up on this shit! When he goes 0 to 60 he probably travels back in time!

Tell her to fuck off and go get a bus if she needs to go out …and your keeping the scoot so you can get out and away from her now and again

fuck sake clive , get your balls out of her handbag... and go to Mallory park

The DBM’s stab him but they don’t use knives

0-60 37 seconds in my Cube

Those Yank bikes don't have speedos though....they have calendars!

Just shows the importance of having the Scoot as a backup Clive. I'd reinforce that with her Clive!

Last photo before he tried to get away.

Rode in snow today, in Portugal, in May!!! @Sofia was not impressed I put her client through that.

Talking of stalking

My name is not Marcel...

It has been pissing down for nearly 3 days now, but God knows we needed some rain. The guys in the boulangerie were asking us this morning if we were going to drink our coffees on the terrace. Even the French take the piss out of us now! Tried phoning the DWP to make sure that my UK pension starts in August. What a waste of time that was. No one available right now, phone back after 2pm. Phoned back after 2pm, no one available today, try phoning back on another day! Useless twats! Too busy trying to get people who've been signed off sick back to work!

Oh yeh.......unless there's footage we can't believe anything. Now I'm not saying that he'll come out with something like "I was so quick they offered me Marquez's position in the Ducati Gresini team"......but let's not leave anything to chance!

So long as Friday is decent weather I couldn't give a fuck, though if not it's my first wet trackday

Just women ?

ZRX: 0-60 mph in 2.65 sec

Definitely not!....shagging my brother, and several other guys that I found out about after we split.......sloppy seconds!...its a wonder I did not end up with a raging STD... . But there is one upside.....she never tried to stab me!.

I have said before, she has a good

Or is it 45 mins 0-60 on the Indian ?

Maybe this one.

Congratulations to Bob!

I have messed about with my dash cam for a couple of years now, I don't know why I have it the car any longer, still can't get the twatting thing to link to my phone...."Device not found"..

Because I can't find the camera system I've already got i got this knock off go pro type camera. so tomorrow thats getting fitted and checked out to make sure it's good

@Marcel le Moose Fondler would do that in about 45 seconds on a CX500. You better hope he never takes you up on the offer, you wouldn't survive the humiliation.

Don't see what the prob is if you can't hear her, nothing worse than a woman's tongue.

Only a hours ride from here to Mallory Park.......your safe though, wife would not let me go anyway.

Are you getting a new blue one.

Well he definitely isn't going to pass as Rocky, not unless he gets himself a wig

new name ..Boon , if you get that

Woke up to SNOW here on May 1st.... had to rinse the white stuff off the dish before the internet would work. Plus side-- the sun's breaking through & some blue sky is making itself known,

Well I've just bought a cheapo camera and mounting kit, it should be here by 10pm tonight so there you go there will be footage available, but it will cost you lot to see it.

we need video footage of this shit .. what you say @XTreme

Do you wish sometimes you had stayed with your first wife ?

Or this one.

I think he means his IQ!

There should be a small clip here which you can depress with a flat bladed screwdriver, then pull gently backwards on the connector.

That's not a Gold Star, this is a Gold Star.

I hit the wrong key.....scoot is 17 seconds...

It's May Day......a public holiday! And it's 9C and fucking raining!

You need to try harder! Even to this day most women would like to stab me!

As in my case, Clive will say definitely not!

3.1 for my ancient 950 twin.

And what happens when something else goes on the Dacia?

BMW s1000r 2.9 seconds … you snail

Think I sussed what the 45 means … it’s how many whiskers he can grow in a month

You look 45 ? Or did you mean you got 45 chins.

Calipers are done, forgot to take photos but its a pair of calipers, the pistons cleaned up nicely and slid in like a Welsh shepherd getting into a well oiled gumboot. Next episode will be when the VHT cast aluminium paint arrives and once painted I can fit the pads and bolt them onto the bike, then a quick bleed and the major hurdle is out of the way. Started to remove the radiator, the fins are a bit flattened in one area so I thought I'd lay it flat and smooth them out with a skewer but I'm not so keen to remove bits if I can avoid it. I have unbolted it to move it forward to get at the front sparking plug so I might do the plugs first, they have a connector on them I've never seen before and I wonder what is the best way to take it off. Don't want to damage it as it would probably take a year to get a replacement. So here you go, calipers, one ready for paint, spark plug cap and damage to the radiator, as it doesn't leak I thought of giving it a quick spray.