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Fitted my Christmas reef today

Psyching myself up for when Mandy gets in from work. A colleague of hers, who is completely incompetent and with no people skills, was made up to manager of the department that she works in. So she's now got an incompetent manager with no people skills telling her what she should be doing and picking holes in everything she does, so she's generally in a pretty foul mood when she gets home. She just needs to get through the next 18 months, when she can start getting her NHS pension, and she can tell them where to stick their job! Although, the way things are at the moment, I'm not sure that she'll last that long before telling them what to do with it!

You go in his shed and are never seen again, like his bike.

He's probably why it's so dangerous to live there , secret drug lord............... probably has the monoploy on chips in the area

Bike polished, tyres checked, and chain lubed!

Are you busy icing the cake now then?

Heston Blumenthal makes the front page.

A year and a half, that is a long time to tread water....hope she manages it without killing the guy.

My old range rover was a pain as some of it was imperial and some was metric it was a year when they were using up the last of the imperial stuff before it all went metric

Not sure what you mean mate, I bought the bike to do trackdays and with the intention of maybe getting in to racing but funds and other things got in the way and dictated otherwise so I've decided to sell up

Who honestly believes some of the sh*t that appears on twitter

Just finished putting tree up

Perhaps when you buy an electric bike it will come with a pillion violinist .

Looks to me like imperial sizes..... The way it should be

Well thats the jag dropped off to get the intake manifolds replaced. £300 for the whole job which i didnt think was bad. Should be done either tomorrow or Wednesday

Take this guy on as your pillion.

Try a bit of tape or foam with tape over the camera’s mic. Blocks buffeting and allows some sound.

dead right

yeah but there's 5 of us, which means two hotel rooms for 5 nights and car is still the cheapest way for us despite the bloody crossing costing 160€ each way. it,s also doable in a day's drive for us from here. less so from where you are.

Yes, @Clive, but there's too many days left as far as she's concerned!

A fencepost turtle by the sound of it. I bet she is counting the days down to finishing...

He's also very good at shifting the blame when he fucks up! I guess that it's only a matter of time before he fucks up big time and can't shift the blame, but that's not going to help my missus in the short term, unfortunately.

Is @skyrider in danger?

Well its on the Internet it must be true Bob.

like this...

Eating, drinking, watching shite on TV, out with the dogs, out on the bike, play a bit of golf……….just like normal but with turkey and cranberry sauce.

No! But you're never out in any conditions......so the fact that it's snowing isn't relevant. But if you did manage to get out......

Well what makes people think I'm bullshitting about a trackday ffs

So what exactly am I bullshitting about here?

I thought we would be listening to the sound of the bike with the new camera or is the music to overwrite your screaming every time you see a wet patch

Probably on top of it too, Marcel.

Who does this remind you of?

Looks lovely from behind my computer Clive LOL just rain here

-1 here but due to rise to 11.

Bugger.

Fair play to you Fred. With the mafia staff car I failed at the first hurdle, couldn't get the fecker started, battery has died a complete death .

But then my daughter wouldn't have a car and i'd be driving her everywhere

You know you could have done it alot cheaper, a can of petrol and a match and you'd have been warm

Changed the lower suspension arm on the daughters car this morning. When i said i'd do it for her it was after watching a YouTube video, it looked an easy job, jack car up take wheel off undo 3 bolts remove suspension arm fit new arm do up 3 bolts fit wheel on and lower jack easy but no my daughters KA is different to the one in the video i watched as there was a big lump of metal bolted to where the one bolt i had to take out was so it had to come off as well took me 3 hours and it was fucking freezing I had to unbolt the front bumper to remove that lump of metal luckily every bolt came undone without any problems. Saved the daughter £108 in labour oh wait it saved her £178 because i paid for the part as well

You got that wrong .... im as smooth as Tennessee Whisky.

You're getting close to a red and a ban for one week ...........