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Home again, 306 miles round trip.

Nice little MG just pulled in.

On my way home, cigar break at Jedburgh, it was pissing down when I rode through here yesterday.

Out for a while.......

I'll tell the the DBM's that your on your way ..................

You see this i'm up early looked out the window and thought fuck this i'm out on the bike this is the style unlike you casuals

This is the style if you really have to have a topbox.

You are fucked pal!

I keep my records on an app called CarIQ on my phone obviously. Got different screens for fuel, servicing and other expenses. I quite like the app it feeds my inner geek.

My great great great great great grandfather was born in Edinburgh in 1799, we still remember what the filthy English did and this particular Charlie is a German so fuck him as well, you an your HD riding Toff mates are probably still on the mead celebrating the fat fingered fucker.

Colonist traitor!

Make the most of it, you will get the bill for the flat damage later.

I don’t service the GS, but have a note on my phone and laptop with everything that’s been done since new, with km and dates. Also have a pdf with everything that’s been invoiced. It’s good to know how many kms you’re doing per year, or how long a tire has been lasting. In my case, I use it mostly to check if the previous service has included spark plugs and valve check.

Sun is shining......roads are dry! So I'm off out!

I spent all day sorting out her new tv, printer, sound bar and everything else my brother messed up.

I keep all my receipts for parts as well but there's no way I'm adding it all up, that would be too frightening . After I've done another job I always remark to my wife that I've saved £200 in labour charges

OK......final listing on flat! Serious cleaning required right through, including all windows, doors, mirrors, toilet, sinks and shower. Dining chairs thick with grease and muck. The kids have written on the walls and doors in numerous places. Scraped walls. Rubbish left there including old food in fridge. Personal items left behind: kids drawings still on walls in frames, parts of beds, kids bike helmets, toys, coats, 3 radiators, library books (to be returned), PC and monitor. Old cardboard boxes not put in rubbish. Kitchen units, cutlery, and white goods need to be cleaned properly. Broken cupboard hinges and broken light fitting. Mini oven missing. Ironing Board missing. Sweeping Brush missing. Two pillows missing. Cushion missing. We spoke to our boy who played dumb......then I had a ranting text message from her on her Polish mobile! Now blocked! She said the flat was already disgusting when she moved in......however I took a vid before they arrived! Don't look too bad to me! So......this is going to kick off for sure! We see Paco tomorrow......which will give us an indication of how bad it's going to get.

Went past your house, I was going to call in but it smelt of shite so I gave it a miss.

Pete would.

-3C right now, might try to get out on the Tenere if it warms up later. Haven't been out on it yet this year.

Yup … Real good

Bloody fair weather casual

Six got him.

You fell off as soon as you got back?

It's "Mr. Casual" to you.

Have you seen how fat his fingers are? That’s the inbreeding.

Pink Panther country. Durham Durham, Durham Durham Durham Durham Durhammmmmm, dararrrrr, dadeddeydeedyo, dadee dadee dadee dadee dahhhhhh

ask her if i can be her pen pal

I ride mine, @Marcel only uses his to go to Starbucks and meeting strange guys in public restrooms.

You total homosexual.

Rose Hanbury.....William's alleged sidechick. For many years. Cowmilla has opened the door for sidechicks now.

You better start getting new posters ready Bob! Coming your way soon.......

could have brought a combe

Well you should have said In that case he should drive to you and pick it up?

Looks far better than @Buckster's it has to be said! Unfortunately it's still a fucking sad POS! What you say @Six30?

if i was one of them Gays , like @Marcel and @Buckster i would come to Portugal and seduce you into marrying me just for your skills at cooking

Football just finished switch tv over it went on to repeat of the coronation ... its like something from a monty python sketch ... some gave him one big oven glove that he struggled to get on ..then a shaky old indian man gave him two little drums and before that they put a screen round charlie and nicked his clothes !

you do if you want to ride the bike tomorrow when you take the chance things can turn out ok. I've been out on days that had terrible forecasts but had a great day because it was only the odd shower or i managed to stay in front of the weather, sometimes you just got to say fuck it and go

Its under them orrible tomatoes

That's my problem as well LOL

Cheers

The Leather Boys is on TV, Talking Pictures channel. If you like old Brit bikes racing up and down to the Ace Cafe and seeing Tinker from Lovejoy in bed with his biker friend it's a must see.

Just finished changing the front tyre on the XR. i must be rusty or old as it took me a while to do and then the tube popped because it wasn't installed correctly, so it was take the tube out again and fit a new one. The tyre i had has been in the shed so long its hard as hell