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I'm thinking of buying a Honda?

TBF the food wasn't bad and I wasn't disturbed too badly, as I had my own room with a toilet/shower room. All the staff there were really nice too. But I am glad to be home.

Wife just announced that she wants to go to Albox Saturday.

Wow I have got a lot of shit car park shots and not lot else. Can we have worse bike pic of the month? I’d be in with a chance A slightly better balanced version These don’t have the big orange bags on them but plenty of peeps tour with just big panniers. Probably the closest thing you’re after I was loaded up and about to leave in this one hardly a bike in it though. And that’s it, all of the not completely crap phots in Spain that I have, told you I can’t be arsed to take photos

Don't know if I mentioned it, but I actually rode through two speed traps on my way home from Norfolk a few weeks ago. The first one was in the smallest hamlet ever, 30mph limit (signed, not street lit), a lady with a laser/camera thingy on a tripod on a little triangle of grass around a blind bend. I was pretty sure I wasn't speeding, but she spun the camera to film my number plate as I passed her which was a bit sus'. It was such a quiet location that there were no other vehicles to be seen. That was in Norfolk, she was done up in Policy type clothes rather than safety camera civilian gear. The second one was on the approaches to northern Sudbury (Suffolk) a little while later. Same clothing (I think Suffolk and Norfolk share a Police force) this time I was just filmed from the front. Anyway, the reason I mention it is that today is 14 days since then so I am in the clear.

You're a single bloke, a Harley owner, and you're obsessed with sodomising men! What can we learn from this?

ITV/MOT done for 2 years! Waiting Room......you wait for your number to come up on the screen! On the way in for the test...... And out the other side with a Pass certificate. I didn't know the tester, and he commented that it looked like a brand new bike just coming out of the showroom. So I said.....no it's not, there's a speck of dust on the back wheel! It's filthy! He just looked at me very odd!

We know how he has to pay for the test.

Got sprung from the hospital this morning, so I'm back home. Bloody knackered though. What is it with hospitals and people shouting all through the night?

Off to Guadix to take my boy to the Bus Station en route to Madrid!

Let’s see if he posts a BSA picture for BOTM.

You haven't given him some goddam awful POS bike have you?

I get it ( I didn't say I wanted to do it...). I have, in my misspent youth, ridden bikes and driven boats in apalling weather conditions and often found it exhilerating, sometimes frightening and nearly always uncomfortable. The sense of acheivement when overcoming the difficulty or risk is always a morale boost and confidence building, making a hardship, even if only a percieved or contrived hardship,worthwhile. This is why people climb mountains, swim rivers, sail single handed around the world, row the atlantic or whatever. Each man finding his own challenges to overcome. OR, he could just be a twat trying to get views on youtube.

Nah !! we went to view a house, a bungalow actually . We're now very excited as it's exactly what we're looking for but methinks we won't get it as I reckon it will go way over the asking price

A gimpanzee?

glad to be home !! if my mrs put that in front of me after a couple of nights in hospital .... she'd be spending a night or two in there.

What do you call a big fuck off gimp then ? you know like @Buckster

and one of skippy's best bike shoeing the great riding in Spain

Hmm not working hang on

smack the milkman square in the face

Dont worry ... i got this .

Remember, I was taught that ideally there should be a small happy child with a balloon on a string in all photographs that are meant to show things in a positive light.

A few more options but I’m bored now

That's it, cheer me up! My best one was when I was on 10 points and got pulled for 36 in a 30, this would be about 1985. I was due a 6 month ban under the totting rules. Paid my fine sent my licence off. Three months later I got what I thought was a fancy receipt. Turned out it was a Bank of England cheque. It was my fine returned. My licence came back a few weeks after that with a letter saying they'd cocked up and would not be proceeding. I didn't get any more point after that till 2015.

nothing that looks remotely like spain... and a photo with an ooking great ape like me in it isn' going to help anybody's business...

No thats currently charging on an Optimate.

All of what MooN said that I couldnt be bothered to. Thanks

I will send you a picture of me in my pants leaning provocatively across my Tour Pak.

I think they are a great idea for anyone travelling with a bike, I’m planning on getting one this season.

That was the hospital food!

A small gimp?

Going dancing?

Vans will not be required!

Good choice although I'm not so sure that you needed something quite so powerful for a bike. This is my my GB20 , I've never had to use it on a bike yet but it has started several cars with ease including a 3.5l V6 and a Ford Transit

An extreme way to try and fit in here but it could work.

They'd have to find my brain first, and I don't think they would have the time to spend that long looking!

Well you've got to let everyone know you're dieing....

Shouldn't be a problem , it's a Honda ............ .

Yes, have you heard one slide down the bannisters

i got here today and decided i ain't going back i stripped off my bike jacket as i knew it was going to get hot I cut a few branches with my folding saw to make it a little easier As i put my saw away and got ready to get the bike over i heard a couple of bikes coming up behind me what a stroke of luck i thought, I was out on the bike for about 7 hours today and the whole time i didn't see single bike on the trails, and it was two guys i knew as well whats the odds of that, certainly made it easier to get the bike over

Pete wants the address.

Knob.

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Gay

Humanity has ended, the over use of fossil fuel has led to people becoming retarded enough to think they can change gender.