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We are spending it down with my parents, unsure if we are visiting the inlaws as they've made no attempts to arrange anything with the wife and she's sick of doing all the travelling for the ungrateful cunts anyway. Not that they celebrate Xmas or birthdays in any way shape or form because her mums a jahovas tosspot and would just ruin it. They also never ask how skye is doing or attempt to contact us regarding her which just shows you what they are like. There was no birthday presents for her this year at any rate so fuck em. Other than that we have a few friends who we plan to see down there and generally have a bit of a piss up

I hope you find them, apparently they don't sell them in Spain as there's no market for them. I think the reason is something to do with Welsh ginger puddle dodgers

Is that the welsh version of a Spa ? or are are you getting naked in the local corner shop

Its the works Christmas party next Friday so as long as i survive that i will be breaking up for Christmas on the 23rd and don't go back to work until the 9th. Its a busy one for me this year, the wife and i are going up the local club on the 23rd and my daughter and her boyfriend are going to join us which is a shock. The 24th we are out for a meal then it will be the usual hang around Christmas day and boxing day stuffing ourselves stupid. The 30th is the TRF Christmas ride where i will try and work off some of the crap i ate, then new years eve we're off clubbing in Swansea and spending the night, the wife won another competition for new years day so we will heading straight from Swansea to the Celtic Manor and will be spending the day and night boiling the alcohol out of our bodies from the night before in their spa plus the usual visiting in between that

Going to Idaho for Christmas....gonna celebrate my wife's birthday as well, which is on the 21st.

I am working, kids are all teenagers and just care about the money. I don't like christmas much anyway. Suppose I will get some socks and pants.. Woohoo!

You guys should try bump starting a bike in the winter....used to do that EVERYday with my 550 Seca Electric starters are for pussies!

They have better snow in Poland!

Mr. Slowly is praying for Paris.

Taken this morning. They had to drag me to school when I was little as well.

And it's getting closer.......end of next week! So what you lot got planned? In our case this is going to be an odd one because we haven't had small children around at Xmas since the 1990's. And probably it's the only one we'll ever have with the children because they're moving to Madrid in February. So just got to make the most of it because we sure as hell won't be welcome there next year. On the subject of the fucking fat cunt, apparently she's going to stay in the flat on her own when our boy and the grandkids come up for Xmas Dinner! Fine by me cos she'll only start trouble and ruin Xmas for everybody if she shows her fucking ugly face. And amongst this Jeremy Kyle scenario I want to get out on the bike.....hopefully I'll get a Xmas Day ride in at some point during the day. As always I've got work to do over the Xmas Day - New Years Day period so I won't be able to totally step away from it unfortunately. That's how it looks to be going down at the moment......but things do tend to have a habit of changing when you're living in a Jeremy Kyle episode! OK.....what about you?

Don't tell six that he'll already be on his way there.....

Plenty of parking space for the Transit. A bit unsure how Christmas is going to pan out. Daughter maybe at work on Christmas day........son in law having his 2 kids from a previous relationship on Christmas day (a pair of little shits) and night. So I think it will be just me and the wife here on Christmas day........Boxing day.....nothing sorted. Wonder if Mallory Park Plum Pudding meeting is on..

think i'll go round @Clive

We're here for Christmas day, but hopefully flying to the UK on Boxing day to visit family for a couple of days.........all depending on strikes etc.

I didn't even know Darby and Jones clubs were a thing there?

Definitely the latter....thank fuck there's no sheep around eh

24th drive to oxford 25th meet up with the AP's ( Aged Parents) on Christmas day at Church which will make their dreams come true ( yes I'm a vicar's son) and thence on to sisters for Lunch, from there on and untill we drive home on the 29th, it's anybodies guess.

minus 6 here too this morning, but just a deep frost, no snow.

Are you serious @skyrider , that huge 223cc motor has got that much compression has it

Footage from last year

Only place left in Wales with a club

6 below this morning took me 20 minutes to get in the van as i washed it on Friday and i didn't look at it until this morning every door frozen shut and the snow on it was frozen solid

socks and undies at least they are something you can use and arn't fattening

No snow here, we sent it all to England, fuck em.

Trouble is leaving a battery go flat for extended periods of time is no good for it either, I have an intelligent battery tender that shuts off when its not needed so is not continuously charging and i swap that between 4 bikes so its never on the same bike for months on end one of the best things to do is take the battery off and keep it somewhere warm. My garage is heated and i'm still on the original battery on the CRF bought in March 2016.

Plenty left here there's three 15 minutes walk from my house but not the right clubs for me full of 15 year olds that cant handle their beer

They sound like fucking weirdos Rich?

The new environmentally friendly bidets need a little refining.....!

Our snow has nearly all melted now but it's still feckin freezing . I wonder if @Slowlycatchymonkey managed to get to Bristol as loads of flights were diverted last night, some went to Paris

Just seen the weather in Britain.....

i am my boss and i do what the fuck i want..... Netflix all day it is then

It's started

My battery is now in the (warm) spare room.......scoot would be in there too if I could be bothered to make a new ramp to get over the patio door sill and step.

Going to be 16 today and 12 overnight......so very mild for us.

Suck it up super tits. Just get on with it that's what your boss pays you to do....

And cue 20 more jobs coming in overnight tonight.....

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