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Mr. Slowly walks into a bar, the barman asks him what he would like. He replies “just a beer”. The barman says “why are you looking so down?” Mr. Slowly replies “well me and the wife had an argument and she said she wouldn’t talk to me for a month” The barman says “so what’s so bad about that?” Mr. Slowly replies “the month ends tonight.”

Inwi just sent me a text that auto translated to this: Morocco is in the semi-finals! Thank you, black man

Still coming down...... So I sheltered with Bethan and let the wife splash about in it!

Bit neater by the time I left.

Booked flight home. Didn’t want to but schools break up 15th/16th Thurs/Fri next week and the airlines have so far every holiday been unable to cope and cancelled flights, add into that the border control strikes and them saying “flights will be cancelled” I booked a flight for 14th Wednesday, I’ll be damned if I miss Christmas with my boys. It was 20 degrees here today when the bike wasn’t moving it was boiling and I’ll be arriving back to a feels like of -3 I’m not pyrex, the thermal shock could see me shatter into a thousand pieces

i am my boss and i do what the fuck i want..... Netflix all day it is then

snowing for fuck sake .... truck booked in to sort out esp light tomorrow , wont even be able get it out from round back of my house if this shit carries on , its proper settled already, train booked to go pick a car up ,bet you life they wont be running now... i fucking hate the winter

Despite having been nearly dying from man flu all day, I have just been ouside in the dark and cold replacing a headlight bulb in Mrs Moon's car, The twins are now decorating the Christmas tree, helped by the cat... this sight has cheered me up no end as watch the cat systematically pulling down, braking or generally destroying everything the girls try and do "Bah Humbug, to all of it!"

Fecking slippery last night. Only out for two calls but took 5 hours to travel 40 miles and never got above 3rd gear. Octavia 4x4 is a very sure footed beast in these conditions though.

Today I am mostly hiding inside, it's firkin freezing outside and trying to snow a little. I also have a flare up of sinusitis so I can't breth and my head hurts. You should all feel sorry for me and and send me chocolat bars in the post to meke me feel better...

Well me n the girl have awoken to a blanket of the white stuff outside maybe an inch deep, but it doesn't actually feel that cold

Me too, years as a postie mean I hate winter and Christmas, whole time of year is a PIA.

It's started

Twat, Feeling better about it now, showered, smelling all phoo phoo and just had 20 mins of the Stranglers at VMax. Ready to take on the world

Just collected Mandi from the train station. Says she's very tired after chatting to a gay couple till 3 in the morning.

I just let the bike sit and if the bike didn't want to start come the day I would take the battery off and charge it normally like they did back in the 20th century. I think it's drip feeding day in day out that kills them, but it's only a theory.

This just went live! Camino de Santiago Tours

No frost or snow here...but foggy ..very foggy.

Nobody will ever have celebrated as much ever as if Morocco beats France in a few days.

enjoy the snow.

In the same room

Some nicknames that have been given to Glasgow characters by their friends and workmates: Two Soups - his real name is Campbell Baxter. Norrie Two Bunnets - the Glasgow taxi-driver who wears a wig under his cloth cap. The Colostomy - the girlfriend of a married man (i.e. the wee bag on the side). The Boomerang Kid - whenever anyone at work asks a question, he always replies: 'I'll get back to you on that. ' The Parachute - lets everyone down at the last minute. Cashline - an experienced young lass who's open 24 hours a day. Vaseline - his real name is Willie Burns. Rembrandt - loves saying to colleagues: 'Let me put you in the picture...' Bo Derek - a chap called Derek with terrible body odour. Brewer's Droop - his real name is Willie Falls .. The Genie - magically appears whenever anyone opens a bottle. Dulux - his pals reckon he's only got one coat. Soapy - washes his hands of any problems that crop up.. Captain Hook - continually late for work, it's believed he must be scared of the alarm clock. The Yeti - always on the sick, there have been many unconfirmed sightings of this guy, but nobody can prove he actually exists. The Gas Man - he's serviced loads of old boilers. The Hostage - when anyone asks for help he always replies: 'Sorry, my hands are tied. The Chernobyl Jannie - during the mid-Eighties this guy had a really bad complexion. The Woodpecker - he's always tapping.. Mussolini - a woman in an office in Glasgow who has rather loose morals (aka the great dicktaker) The Olympic Flame - He never goes oot Cannae - architect called David cope who wasn't always great under pressure. "cannae cope" Forty - sales director surname of watt and nickname because she was a bit dim. 1Tony Madge Share ON THIS DAY 10 years ago Active Saul Sandey · Shared with Your friends

The truth is out

no neither do i i didn't watch one kick overpaid pansies

Nice , I like that I've ridden quite a bit of the Compostela route .

Walking tours ..could be just the thing for a couple (or more) members on here

The battery tender I bought earlier this year as gone on the blink....so iam going to donate some cash to Halfrauds this morning ....£25 for one of their finest () battery tenders.... Cos I think.my car battery charger would fry the scoot battery.

This morning.

So was this when the table almost tipped over.

Nice work Dave, is it a 5 speed ?

Pissing down here again!

Who cares its football

Bobs bench would definitely not look like that there'd be bits all over the place and maybe even a few spares

Well I had....but....whilst you still can you might as well eh!

£250... really ... you including the value of the car ?

No just a 4.

Ebanie Bridges on soon ...what you say @XTreme....

I was for 45-50 mins but came on as an impact sub and made a good deal of damage to the opposition scrum so I'd say that's a win for me

I often go on the garage and tap it on the tank or seat, just so it doesn’t feel lonely.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I don't think it's going to get that spoilt