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I bet it is all sorted out in 27 days time.

Probably the old technology in the photo on the front page is not compatible with the new technology i'd start by deleting that just in case

Yes, broadway show tunes, I stopped listening to them because all the tapdancing was making me wonder about my valves

They do aftermarket exhausts for the van? Hmmm how gay

You mean the Chuckle Brothers

More material for Pete's wank bank.

Funnily enough there were two other guys in my sorting office with identical bikes same colour and everything, but one was badged a Yamasaki and the other a Hongdu. When they were all parked next to each other they were almost identical apart from the badges. I still have a new Yamasaki seat for it up the shed that my mate gave me.

Me and the misses have Nolan helmet with their system integrated in. Yes it adds weight but not enough to say I’ve noticed. I wear ear plugs Mandi doesn’t and I can still hear her easily with out having to have the volume flat out. Tricky bugga to set up but once paired both have been good. Mandi always said the old senas we had before were a little clearer but I didn’t notice any drop in clarity. I’ve since got a new helmet with their newer system and it’s been a bitch to pair with our old helmets but have managed through a different angle, not intercom route. All of the above connects to phone, sat nav and each of our helmets. Never tried music myself but Mandi has when out by herself via her phone.

Even the internet is vomiting at the harley

The Enfield sounds that bad then? It sounds like the sort of thing @Slowlycatchymonkey may have looked at!

Thank god it didn't happen last month.....

We're now back to where we were.....but just got to find a PHP 8+ compatible text box......or the Harley Boys will lose their shit!

The surge is bigger due to rising sea levels caused by global warming.

Well not really, just my yearly works appraisal, which includes a driving assessment. I will piss it, and the appraisal will give me a chance to get a few works issues off my chest. Always makes me laugh as we are out of hours drivers and predominantly drive in the dark but the assessments are done in the day time. Half the wind broken old codgers I work with can't see their hand in front of their face once the sun goes down.

Found some more pics of my last commuter bike. Riding that is one way to make a RE feel powerful

I just remembered it had a bloody talking alarm on it as well. It came with two remotes and if you set the alarm it would loudly announce in a very heavy chinese accent that the 'Alarm Armed' or the "Alarm Deactivated'. Needless to say I never used that in public but it made my kids hoot with laughter.

Twas, luckily it cracked going over a pothole so I bought a standard CG125 one to replace it. £12 from ebay.

It never felt that small really, but looking at the picture I can see your point. It was okay to commute on as I only worked 7 miles away and it was all 30 and 40 mph speed limits between my place and the sorting office where I was based. Like I said before I used it for 3 years and apart from one of the indicators falling to pieces and the headlamp cracking it was completely reliable if very slow. 9 BHP doesn't give many thrills.

No mate we only respond to Urgent and routine home visits. The sort of thing as GP would deal with during normal hours. Also even though we drive the same Skoda Scouts the UK paramedics and emergency service use we are not licensed to break any traffic laws or pressurise other drivers to get out of the way. Also on top of that none of us has a current blue light card.

It'll be ok, cars don't tip over.

My line manager, who will be asking me to covers shifts before the weekend. Actually all joking aside I get on with him really well, couldn't wish for a better boss. The next in line above him used to work with me at Royal Mail and outside of work is a mate.

Those types of drops are a pain, the amount of times I’ve seen bikes dropped after washing and getting paddled back into a garage.

I know, done it before and will probably do it again. Worse bit was an older lady came rushing over saying 'are you alright love'. Embarrassed I was

Happens to all eventually , call it 'patina'

I will be happy if Santa helps me keep the bleddy lights on. I am angling for a some warmer gloves and maybe a leccy vesty thing.

Thanks to both of you thats the real world sort of advice I was looking for. It was more of a random thought as I get plenty of time at work for that sort of thing anyway. Couple of my clinicians don't mind me streaming my music to the car system when we are out. I will give it a miss as I am not looking at crossing continents, my average commute is about 45 mins, shortest about 20 mins and longest 75 mins.

Not even half a Harley on on my mobile........my eyes are so blessed.

It came to mind on Tuesday as I had a shift in Stratton Hospital near Bude, I was going to take the bike, but given the colour of the sky and that fact that it is a 1.25 hour trip I took my van. It turned out to be a wise decision as it the sky turned black with torrential rain and gail force winds, not really biking weather. And to top it off I got the the Hospital to start my shift only to find I had no clinician for the shift so got sent home. Bit of a bind but I didn't moan as I got my 12 hours pay for driving to Bude and back, I was home in bed by 10 pm.

Thought they had already lost it..

Same size as @XTreme

Big improvement, I feel sorry for anyone that has the older model.

At least the homepage still looks fucking excellent!

i got this when i logged on...

I found one for you @Buckster

Apparently this is a thing. I kid you not. People are dying from taking selfies like never before. Some may say its mean but I call it natural selection. Now signs are being put up and barriers put in place to stop the dumbasses falling to their death?! Wot you say? Ever incurred any photographic injuries? Or is this just the biggest bunch of twats walking the earth finally meeting their fate?

It’s a hell of a lot faster, must be the Harley effect.

Just natural selection....give them and harley riders a Darwin award....

There’s this spot in Nazare in Portugal where they have the biggest ever surged wave in the world, something like more than 35 meters now, it’s silly big ocean! Well, ever since it became worldwide news there are people being washed away every year by standing on the forbidden path to take a selfie.