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What Pete didn't tell us in his new bike thread was that he's getting it in installments!

Trigger's broom!

Won't be long now.......then I can get to work on getting myself a new engine under guarantee!

Haven’t seen anyone milking a leaky oil seal into three threads before, that bike, being OIL cooled, is going to make for interesting ownership!

Maybe that is the one Pete bought, the BMW Mange Head.

Do they do a “mange head”?

One week with me and they had to send an SOS to Germany!

I had never heard it before a few days ago despite it having a date of 1972. We were packing up at about midnight after a celebration on Friday night in a friends back garden and it just came on the sound system. Everyone was humming to it as we went back and forth carrying plates, glasses and uneaten food, it's now a memory song that will always remind me of that event. It can go along 'Battleship Chains' which makes me think of drinking whisky on a hot summers night and shining my torch at urinating Hells Angels before the torch was snatched off me by my mates to stop me getting a kicking.

So today my tree was brought home. Maria picked a handful of Argan nuts off the floor in Morocco, and about 3 years ago I one of them started growing with a little help from myself: Yesterday, aproximately 3 years since it started growing, I wanted to give it a chance to grow and this home is where it belongs. So, using a friend's van I drove it 250km home And it was put on the ground with the help of a stake to help it cope with the high wind here for the first few weeks, and also to help straighten her a little bit. I finished watering when it was already dark and freezing. Also brought 60 new plants to help turn this garden around, so tomorrow is going to be busy gardening.

Aint cheap head thats for sure.

See? You went and ruined the funny!

@Sofia had a 4 cylinder 250cc in England! pistons the size of thimbles…

They might now

No, the witch put a hex on it that invoked a curse if it was ever ridden by a ginger headed twat.

Wasn’t this the last of the air/oil cooled? I’m pretty sure they are known for reliability issues as they tried to squeeze too much power out of the motor.

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This is the style.

yeah i have had two of those

I love that!

A day at Canada Heights …..

This is me................

Pete

The only person to buy a German BMW only to find it is worse than a Chinese one.

If I was getting wound up about no bike I'd have been ranting on here.....but I've hardly mentioned it. I got enough on my plate to rant about without throwing that in as well.

yes ...like a you Twat button you mean

We should have one reaction button more than currently, specifically for that reaction to Pete's obvious questions.

In other (boring) news I have bought a new battery at £45. I was gonna order one from Tanya Batteries at £35, but noticed the £7.50p delivery charge, so bought one locally. It on trickle charge now, fit it tomorrow.

@XTreme For fucks sake you got me again

If @Six30 had got the Mod gig my mange wouldn't be running wild!

What with the Teutonic oil belcher and the fat Polish cow he's not really having a good time is he. It could only really get worse if he got mange ............

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have any Rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves." She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard" He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."

I was just thinking it looks like a bad casting they've painted over

dragged me down a few levels you mean.... with @XTreme at the helm a fella can go only one way... i used to spend my evenings reading poetry and my weekends widening rivers , now i just read and post shite on here.

i aspire to be like no one ..... i am a happy go lucky ray of fucking sunshine.

Like a song:

Time goes fast, one day you;ll look back at a magnificant tree, full of life, its a neet thing planting a little tree like you did.

Big update, first time the tiny tree has flowers!

Little argan tree is doing great, and enjoying the current heat