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Had no contact with her over the last week Dave. However I've got the two and a half hour car journey back here on Sunday with just her and the boys......cos my boy will be in the other car with most of the luggage. That'll be fun!

You wudna dream of saying that evil shite to grasshoppersride wud u?! Mainly cos she’d laugh at your game you ginger half arsed chinese loving dollop of gob shite. Maybe missed u 2 but I’ll be damned b4 I admit It.

currently working 9 days a week, ( 40hours overtime sofar this month) so not much else getting done really. I've planned a 4 day trip for next week but the longrange forcast is shite weather for the whole time so I dunno wether it'll happen or not ( and I have to avoid injuring myself at work for the next 3 days)

Oh yes !! Just in time for easter my Spanish cheese has arrived.

Get in

Either way I suspect your right although in one instance ear plugs would definitely improve the ride quality.

They have started clearing the snow from the Grossglockner (can see tarmac!!), 2 weeks early. It doesn't normally start until the 1st of May. Not really a big deal. but it does add to the excitement somewhat. 58 days and counting.

I used to have their first album. Didn't realise back then that they lived up the road to me, especially as I never heard them speak which would have given the game away. Their dad was Brian Poole of the Tremeloes apparently.

Only if his mrs says he can be

Pah one doesn’t like to brag but as I’ve had a long boozy lunch under palm trees I have free licence to inform you that given the demographic on here, the general lack of physical activity and the consummate skills of the aforementioned Slowlycatchymonkey I am confident I could deliver a death fit for a pass into heaven. You may forward your applications via PM. Please note there is 50k processing fee and an exceedingly slim chance of anyone being accepted into the death by sex programme, that is unless of course your name is Mr Slowlycatchymonkey, oddly he seems to prefer to stay alive, well that and he’s very fit so I’m having trouble with my black widow plan.

Thanks grandpa, can i borrow the car now?

Just taken the XBox and TV to the flat.....back there later with office chair and toys.

It certainly is. looks rather different later in the summer. same view.

Have her go in the other car and catch up with him. You do seem to put yourself in suffering situations!

I spotted the hair and couldn't bring myself to press play.

Picked up more stuff for them today....sheets, pillows, pillow cases, and crockery. Load of stuff to move over to the flat tomorrow as well.

No.....just the eldest son from second marriage!

so five Dustin lids coming ?

Fuck that , rather stay indoors with her .

No.....five sons from 2 marriages and none into bikes. It's not something that I encouraged really.....but having said that they had no interest anyway.

Scrap that, just pressed it and realised I liked that one.

Yer its wall to wall sunshine and 21 degrees so a terrible bind but I’ll endure Had the best steak I’ve ever had today in a German steakhouse (run by Spanish folk) in an unlikely looking spot that’s only a five minute walk from my place. I could well start mooing by the time I get back home. Yes that’s left open for cow jokes, you’re welcome Of course both of my sons ordered the half a kilo fillet steak each but once you’ve said you can order anything you want you can’t really backtrack Superb wine, food, sea, sunshine and company. Great service too. Might have another drink to celebrate

Been back to the flat again.....to take crockery and a big toy garage that my boy had delivered here.

So you're saying you'd enjoy riding @Slowlycatchymonkey then?

I love the look of them but I suspect that I wouldn't enjoy the ride. (incase anyone wonders , I'm talking about the Enfields, NOT @Slowlycatchymonkey)

See what they look like now then......Joseph Williams has put on a few lbs over the years!

Getting close now. No female tantrums yet?

More hideous shit for @Mawsley and @Slowlycatchymonkey

Oi Mr Stunt, I don't put a camber in my roads, it makes all the water run away and fall down into the sewers, it's such a waste.

Old, but always worth a repeat.

Ideal gaff for a young guy who wants to entertain ladies. Or a married bloke to use for socialising! €300 a month as well.

Got entry to the flat today so I did a walk through.