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I went to the dirt bike show once in my wheelchair. My mate got in free as he was classed as my carer whereas I had to pay half price. Then the feckers piled everything they bought on my lap until I couldn’t even see anything. Wankers5 points
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im so fucking relieved now , i thought i would just dissolve into a cloud of dust , now all i need to is duck and cover, thanks @XTreme i'll sleep much better tonight.4 points
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They used you as a shopping cart?3 points
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When I'm out with bro in law ( locked in syndrome, just about manages to pilot his lectric wheelbarrow... sorry, wheelchair ) people often ask if I'm his carer. their attitude towards him changes subtley when I tell them I'm actually his bodyguard... It also cracks him up which is hilarious cos he doesn't control his mouvements well when he's laughing and ends up running into stuff3 points
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Pete will love this shit.
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Not sure i could manage four inch heels to make up for my lacking in height attractiveness. Gutted. My life is meaningless now.3 points
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And uet you ride a short persons bike...3 points
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What have you done with Six? Im calling the police.3 points
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You would be lauded now for being a trans baby and society would then have fucked you up and you would have grown up to be a total twat. Oh! Hold on….3 points
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Me and @Specs endured it wearing dresses!
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Have you downloaded WhatsAppSki? That’s the Polish edition.3 points
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......just follow this advice from the 1950's!2 points
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Extreme t-bagging.2 points
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That's years of natural selection. The men who's head stayed above the rainy mud line were able to procreate. All the short arses drowned. This is why you are surrounded by dwarfs where you are, low rainfall and very little mud.2 points
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most that are in em are just fat lazy cunts.... lifestyle choice .2 points
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Got wrecked earlier. hope i aint been on here and said anything stupid...2 points
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It’s that or a 1960’s American school desk. They heard Six was outside the school gates again.
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Sorry but as Slowy pointed out, the world is my oyster when it comes to women.2 points
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Im sure a guy like you has so many choices its easy to specify the correct height..2 points
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Nobody wants 5'11"s then?2 points
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Bunch of short arses.2 points
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beautiful piece of machinery .2 points
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Typing any search term into google or following any link on here is always a risky business.. a website called DeepL? Ha you must think I was born yesterday But its ‘TangoTheAmiable’ we’re talking about here not Six so push the button.. you know what, its actually a very useful language translator2 points
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We're off to Albox tomorrow!2 points
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If the skirt fits why not.2 points
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Literally translates to buena salud which is good health!2 points
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What's ' yakky dah ' in crude dago peasant2 points
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He doesn't want to talk......he just wants what he wants. Then he'll want even more......like all of the former Soviet countries returned to him.2 points
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I lived through the 50's......so did @Clive......so there must be something to it!2 points
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During the 62 cuban chit mum said all the famiies iving on vandenberg evacuated the base. Mum called dad he said stay home ffs get a grip! lol2 points
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Even the gypsies say I'm more crude than they are!2 points
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They just talk like crude Dago peasants here. So my Spanish is about as well spoken as my English really.2 points
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indeed, but he is being rude so by using the "Tu" from he is signifying his refusal to use the "vous" as that would imply respect. I learnt my french originally from a french Bike club, and still sometimes have to be careful in polte company2 points
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Why would that be any different to normal?1 point
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Gay1 point
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You have a choice of fish women?1 point
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Ah my mistake soz Id already forgotten bucks height preference. I definitely left my brain in Dublin1 point
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5’ 8” is the most attractive height for a man. For a woman it was 5’ 5”1 point
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Ive used one of those once. Broke my foot and couldnt weight bear, had tickets to a show at the NEC, thought fuck it I am going so booked a scooter. People were unbelievably nice but by the end of the day the pitying aaw poor thing looks and being spoken to like a small child totally did my head in. Its no wonder some chairbound folk get pissy with the people around them.1 point
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I should have spent more time but I went for ride instead, it will probably rain tonight so I took the opportunity to get out for a while, it was grey and overcast but it was a good couple of hours pottering around the Pentlands.1 point
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He's now saying the US has labs in the Ukraine making chemical weapons and China have agreed. He can now use his chemicals and blame the US.1 point
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Shock Horror!1 point
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