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Gonna say Happy New Year now cos got some celebrating to do and if all goes well I wont be able to remember my log in details or type later See you next year. Be good and if you cant be good… (as my kids used to shout back at me from the school bus much to the disapproval of the school staff) BE BAAAAAD

I've said this before the laziness on this forum is unbelievable the first picture as you scroll down got the most votes and the ones who could be arsed to scroll passed the first photo voted for the second one. Well i for one would like to thank the slightly less lazy feckers for voting for the second photo

One.............................. ZERO Happy Birthday Tym

The boy just left for his mates house with a bottle of JD i'm going to have fun with the i told you so's in the morning

You got it. it would have been nice to have had just one days riding in the sun when i was off

Prezzie…

The weather's changed at last...... I haven't been out for a run for 3 weeks, and since early November I've probably only done a couple of hundred kilometres in total. This weekend should be very different......unless something happens to screw it up. So I'm planning to be out Saturday and Sunday......fingers crossed! What about you lot?

Right, where can I get a one-legged merman outfit from ?

Did the same and tried to fight everyone. Was pushed over a garden wall and woke up soaking wet at 4 in the morn and somehow managed to get home.

Point of order im pulling a Bucky on this one. I;ve got to use up my Bucky points by midnight or they expire.

If he gets anywhere near half way through that bottle he's the one that's going to be doing the puking

Might see if i can get a few hours on the bike tomorrow other than that nowt can you guess which day i go back to work

Maybe a few "have a good fuckings" or something far more appropriate, happy at 63? Pfffft.

Isn't Tym's birthday party fun.....

Ace, it matches the colour of my eyes

Found the perfect one for Bob! Dont worry bob they are Unisexual! https://slipins.com/collections/womens-diveskins/products/diveskins-surfskins-red-spotted-grouper-zippered

ohhhhh, you would look so cute..... I would get on that if I were you!

Bob one leg or two, your cant forgot the abs of Jesus part.

Nice try, you see, if i hadnt quit drinking i would have posted my first thought without deleting the good parts.

Here is a random hug for no apparent reason or special occasion, you cute old merman you......

Where did you get that photo of me

I can't imagine what you got up to pissed but it must of been fuckin awesome.

Better go and thank your mate now

When I was 15 I drunk a bottle of whiskey at a house party, that’s why I’ve never drunk whiskey since

Wellll, I don't think I will be going far today. We are having very unusual amounts of snow, and it is sticking around, which it never does.... This was my driveway this morning.... Poor little bikes.....and I can't even get to the garage tent to work, not like I want too in below freezing temps...... Looks like a day of shovelling, which is really good exercise and keeps you in shape..... I got some new boots and gaiters too, so I am good to go..... The sun is also out which is really nice!!!! But that also concerns me, my rain chain and become a scary unit hanging off my house, if it starts to melt it might fall off, hopefully not through a window.....

The wait, is over.

Rip up the rule book, itll be a lot more fun promise.

My lawyer would just say you never denied going to thousands of other house parties while drunk on something other.

I got a vote! Hell has frozen over!

Pics or it didn't happen.

Im frosting my pieces, others couldnt handle the sugar loads i can. This is when being skinny pays off, feed me sugar with those carbs make my day.

Hopefully no cunts going to puke on him again?

Judging by the weather it's got to be Tuesday

Happy Birthday

yummy raw brownie dough...

Ive logged inn this morning specially to say happy birthday to you so youre gonna have to suck it up.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TYMMYAAAAAY

Wanna get the wheels out and use them, everybody wants a ride on my birthday...lol

I did manage to piss off a bunch of seffers on facebutt this moaning. Had to block Jo nothing butt depressing chit in her feed anyways, wtf is wrong with seffers? Act like inbred criminal class types. Bruces, the lot of them.

Who in their right mind has switched their vote from the classy and sophisticated Sofia to the Beta Bum Boys?

He cant crack a smile, dont understand why not