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2 minutes ago, XTreme said:

They wanted it.......so let's put it on a plate for them!

Then watch them back pedal with shit like....."It'll be too hot"....."I'm frightened of Johnny Foreigner"....."The midgets might assfuck me"......."XTreme will get his gypsy mates to stab me" etc etc.

Think I'd be a little wary of the last 2.:classic_laugh:

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4 minutes ago, XTreme said:

They wanted it.......so let's put it on a plate for them!

Then watch them back pedal with shit like....."It'll be too hot"....."I'm frightened of Johnny Foreigner"....."The midgets might assfuck me"......."XTreme will get his gypsy mates to stab me" etc etc.

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7 minutes ago, busabeast said:

And Pete can pay for it all.... put it down as expenses. 

I'm in if that's the case

So all the big talk......and now you haven't got the dosh?

Very remiss of me to have missed out that one on the list of excuses!

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3 minutes ago, XTreme said:

So all the big talk......and now you haven't got the dosh?

Very remiss of me to have missed out that one on the list of excuses!

No I don't have the dosh.... in fact I'm straight up skint, not a penny to my name currently all my money goes on food shopping and the rent/bills I have not a penny left afterwards.

So rock and hard place it is for the foreseeable. 

I'm honestly thinking about selling the busa and aprilia to get funds to try and get a mortgage so we aren't paying nearly 800 quid a month on rent

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2 minutes ago, busabeast said:

No I don't have the dosh.... in fact I'm straight up skint, not a penny to my name currently all my money goes on food shopping and the rent/bills I have not a penny left afterwards.

So rock and hard place it is for the foreseeable. 

I'm honestly thinking about selling the busa and aprilia to get funds to try and get a mortgage so we aren't paying nearly 800 quid a month on rent

How did the talk in the office go after the accident 

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10 minutes ago, XTreme said:

So all the big talk......and now you haven't got the dosh?

Very remiss of me to have missed out that one on the list of excuses!

Don't think it will be a very long list of participants.  😂 

 

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5 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

How did the talk in the office go after the accident 

He was talking to me like nothing had ever happened  and all nicey nicey.... fucking two faced prick he is!

So I'm still working for him and I'll get a year under my belt but once the year is done I'm after a heavy haulage job

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10 minutes ago, busabeast said:

I'm honestly thinking about selling the busa and aprilia to get funds to try and get a mortgage so we aren't paying nearly 800 quid a month on rent

Dead money every month when you're renting!

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7 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Dead money every month when you're renting!

And I thought our £380 month was extortionate.

Our daughter wants to get on the property ladder, but in the present financial climate I doubt she will ever save enough for a deposit. 

Her husband doesn't help,  he spends money every chance he gets.

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5 minutes ago, Clive said:

And I thought our £380 month was extortionate.

Our daughter wants to get on the property ladder, but in the present financial climate I doubt she will ever save enough for a deposit. 

Her husband doesn't help,  he spends money every chance he gets.

380 a month.... fuck me that would be great to have as rent 

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2 minutes ago, busabeast said:

380 a month.... fuck me that would be great to have as rent 

Our bungalow is only a 1 and a bit bedroom.......but it has got a big garden.

Small place, lower rent. 👍 

 

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1 minute ago, Clive said:

Our bungalow is only a 1 and a bit bedroom.......but it has got a big garden.

Small place, lower rent. 👍 

 

Where as we have a 3 bed detached new build with a postage stamp garden and a small garage 

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3 minutes ago, busabeast said:

Where as we have a 3 bed detached new build with a postage stamp garden and a small garage 

I do not understand why they gave these bungalows such big gardens.....they were originally OAP bungalows, we got this one at 56 years old cos wife is a crip.

Sister bought a 4 bedroom house just for her and her hubby, and that has a built on garage, if she puts the Renault Captur in the garage she can't open the doors enough to get out of the car. 😂 

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8 hours ago, XTreme said:

Sound him out on the full spec then......I might be able to offload these morons onto him.

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just sort me out a bike and a good price in the cave hotel... why would we pay some one to guide ..you can do it.

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1 hour ago, busabeast said:

Yeah it is, but unfortunately we are just unable to save anything due to it

you think a mortgage will be cheaper ?

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13 minutes ago, Six30 said:

just sort me out a bike and a good price in the cave hotel... why would we pay some one to guide ..you can do it.

He’s trying to avoid meeting you, I fear!

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2 hours ago, XTreme said:

."The midgets might assfuck me".

I can't see how the DBM's would want to interfere with any of us while they've got free reign on your ginger arse :classic_unsure:

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28 minutes ago, Six30 said:

just sort me out a bike and a good price in the cave hotel... why would we pay some one to guide ..you can do it.

Or ride your bike down here? The best option I reckon.

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11 minutes ago, Skippy said:

Or ride your bike down here? The best option I reckon.

By far the only option that makes any sense, take your time through the Picos, see the country, that's a proper trip.

 

Edit: maybe not leave home with a gps map of the whole way and instead follow your nose, and head back north via Portugal if you want to make it great...

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31 minutes ago, Pedro said:

He’s trying to avoid meeting you, I fear!

I told you Pedro!

Busa puts the kybosh on him going......now Six starts throwing out stipulations!

Small town big-timers the lot of 'em!

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16 minutes ago, Skippy said:

Or ride your bike down here? The best option I reckon.

He puts the bike in the van just to take it to the Jet Wash!

So no hope of him riding it here!

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