busabeast Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 3 minutes ago, Six30 said: Dizzy rascal that is No its dizzy slave 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 5 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said: I think I've said before my dentist insisted on getting his whole hand in my mouth every time i was in the chair when i left i always felt like i'd been in a fight and thought it was just normal for dental work that was until i had to use a different dentist in the practice, first time with a woman and it was almost a pleasure compared to the bloke that was beating me up, so i told them at the reception i didn't want to be worked over by him again and wanted to be treated by the woman in future he was a butcher Sounds like a euphemism to me, just can't take it from the man anymore 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Still can’t find my driving licence. Getting serious now cos the car hire people are touchy about people actually having a bastard licence! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 3 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Still can’t find my driving licence. Getting serious now cos the car hire people are touchy about people actually having a bastard licence! Where did you put it last 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Just now, Six30 said: Where did you put it last Fuck off @XTreme… stop hacking accounts 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 28 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: As an educated man you might enjoy this- From hob and nob, hob or nob (“a phrase spoken when making a toast, possibly meaning ‘give and take’; to take turns toasting or buying rounds of drinks”) (archaic), from dialectal hab nab (“to have or have not, in the sense of an invitation to have a drink”),[1][2] from Old English habban (“to have, possess”) (ultimately from Proto-Indo-European *keh₂p- (“to grab, seize”)) + nabban (“to not have”) (from ne (ultimately from Proto-Indo-European *ne (“not”)) + habban). Turns out I love hob nobbing, who new. I thought I loved before too, when I thought it was naughty. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 FFS boy arrived home angry as hell cos the Thai green curry I made at the flat yesterday has spilt all over the floor of his car. Apparently this is my fault because HE didn’t pay attention to the bit where I said - ok yes you can bring it home, tape the lid down and tie it in a carrier bag in case a dickhead does something mad in front of you!! Anyhoo give me 5.. 10.. 20.. mins.. kids 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 37 minutes ago, Six30 said: Where did you put it last I don’t know you feckin had it last when you pinned your last speeding points on me. ps don’ think I haven’t forgotten the promise of a cheap Corsa in return 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Had the MOT done it's a nice little old school workshop and there's always some old characters hanging around there, the owner Barry was away today so had his side kick go through the bike with a fine tooth comb glad Barry done the MOT on the dog LOL. Something that has just started on the MOT certificates is a notification comes up if there are any recalls that haven't been done on the bike. One came up on mine for a circlip on the center stand i couldn't be arsed to book it in to Honda travel there and back for a £1.50 circlip so never got it done. A few photos from the workshop not much there today That DT125R looks very tidy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Clive said: Spooky, I'm just reading Shakey Byrne's book and there's a lot about Paul Bird in it . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Sir Fallsalot said: WTF i wondered why the wife got me some cans tonight and then announced she was off out bloody tart is hob knobbing in Cardiff anyone know who this is cos he's having it when i see him I've just shown Paolo your photo, he is well jealous. As well as opera he likes a bit of rap and Dizzee is one of his favourites 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Sir Fallsalot said: NHS staff card, she gets shit loads of discounts with it anything from tyres to mc Donald's She got us a discount in that subway at Stonehouse 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 14 minutes ago, boboneleg said: She got us a discount in that subway at Stonehouse Yes i forgot about that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 As usual i got the dizzee Rascal gig thing all wrong apparently he was promoting his tour and played for free in Cardiff bay he turned up on a boat (shut up @busabeast) climbed onto the dock and played until the police turned up and then left on the boat nothing to do with the blue light thing that was something else, have i said i never listen to the wife before lol 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 10 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said: A usual i got the dizzee Rascal gig thing all wrong apparently he was promoting his tour and played for free in Cardiff bay he turned up on a boat (shut up @busabeast) climbed onto the dock and played until the police turned up and then left on the boat nothing to do with the blue light thing that was something else, have i said i never listen to the wife before lol 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 13 hours ago, Pedro said: Turns out I love hob nobbing, who new. I thought I loved before too, when I thought it was naughty. She said an educated man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted September 2, 2023 Author Share Posted September 2, 2023 The sky is looking pretty grim at the moment.....and so is the forecast for next week. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Lovely here, hardly a cloud in the sky. ☀ Same most of next week too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 18 minutes ago, Clive said: Lovely here, hardly a cloud in the sky. ☀ Same most of next week too. That's cos @Slowlycatchymonkey has fecked off to Spain. @XTreme and @Skippy will get the shit weather now ............ 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 May see what state the scoot is in, flat battery and tyres I expect 1 minute ago, boboneleg said: That's cos @Slowlycatchymonkey has fecked off to Spain. @XTreme and @Skippy will get the shit weather now ............ And the kids (our granddaughter) are back at school next week, and summer returns for a while. I may see what state the scoot is in, flat battery and tyre I expect, let is tick over for a little while. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Dicey today but still 7 hours of sunshine, tomoz not much cop but after that dandy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 26 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Dicey today but still 7 hours of sunshine, tomoz not much cop but after that dandy. Yebbut it will definitely be raining or sandstorm or fog or heatwave or hailstorm in Huescar 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 4 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Yebbut it will definitely be raining or sandstorm or fog or heatwave or hailstorm in Huescar Yerp and that makes me chuckle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Nearly home Feels like it’s been a loonnng time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 1 hour ago, boboneleg said: That's cos @Slowlycatchymonkey has fecked off to Spain. @XTreme and @Skippy will get the shit weather now ............ We’ve got the possibility of a few downpours tomorrow and then normal service resumes from Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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