Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: He did that 7 years ago Rich......when he walked out on the business (which I'd put in his name) to go to Poland to live with her. Maybe she's got a magical pussy or something...or extremely good in the sex department ...? Like and eletrolux vacum cleaner... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 9 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Its the power of pussy my friend I've seen a lot go that way She must have a strong pussy...... though he must have alot of flour and a telescope to find the wet spot 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 8 hours ago, Marcel said: Maybe she's got a magical pussy or something...or extremely good in the sex department ...? Like and eletrolux vacum cleaner... Sounds like someone who has experience with an Electrolux vacuum cleaner.... Have we shared slightly too much information there Marcel? Don't tell me it bought you a freezer load of your favourite ice cream too? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 6, 2023 Author Share Posted May 6, 2023 Off to continue cleaning the flat this morning! The Polish bitch's standards of cleanliness and hygiene are actually on a par with my first wife.......and that's saying something! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: Off to continue cleaning the flat this morning! The Polish bitch's standards of cleanliness and hygiene are actually on a par with my first wife.......and that's saying something! She’s sounds a proper skank … wouldn’t have it been cheaper to hire a skip for 6 months and let them live in that … just hope your grandkids don’t grow up to take after your boy … or her . 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 6, 2023 Author Share Posted May 6, 2023 10 minutes ago, Six30 said: just hope your grandkids don’t grow up to take after your boy … or her . They will......we can see the signs (particularly in the eldest one) already! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 11 hours ago, Marcel said: Like and eletrolux vacum cleaner... Don't bother, tried that one. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 13 hours ago, XTreme said: Things won't end well for him further down the line......if you get my drift. I don't get your drift, please explain graphically ................ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 In a moment I will be tucking into a coronation brunch made by my lovely wife and we have two bottles of Bucks Fizz as well (don't know what she's going to drink). See, all you naysayer's the coronation is good for something ............. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 I'm making my infamous sausage rolls for a bit of a coronation do tomorrow afternoon. Women say men can't cook and to be fair the microwave just seems to make the pastry hot, but how hard can it be. I'll give them another blast I'm sure the stuff will rise and crisp soon. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 minute ago, boboneleg said: In a moment I will be tucking into a coronation brunch made by my lovely wife and we have two bottles of Bucks Fizz as well (don't know what she's going to drink). See, all you naysayer's the coronation is good for something ............. Yup it's a paid day off work for me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, boboneleg said: we have two bottles of Bucks Fizz I had to google that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Pedro said: I had to google that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 4 minutes ago, boboneleg said: That's not how it looks when it comes out of me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 3 hours ago, busabeast said: Sounds like someone who has experience with an Electrolux vacuum cleaner.... Have we shared slightly too much information there Marcel? Don't tell me it bought you a freezer load of your favourite ice cream too? Have no idea what you're on about...I have a central vacum system... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 All shined up and ready to go...think we're gonna be hitting the coffee joins today..if you're looking like a possible oil leak underneath.....that's from my other tractor... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 hour ago, boboneleg said: Gay 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 6, 2023 Author Share Posted May 6, 2023 2 hours ago, boboneleg said: In a moment I will be tucking into a coronation brunch made by my lovely wife and we have two bottles of Bucks Fizz as well (don't know what she's going to drink). See, all you naysayer's the coronation is good for something ............. Inbred man wearing hat sits on chair! It don't get any better than this! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, XTreme said: Inbred man wearing hat sits on chair! It don't get any better than this! Welsh/Dago sits in his sons flat looking at the shit surrounding him 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 6, 2023 Author Share Posted May 6, 2023 We just got back from the flat! It's looking a lot better now than a couple of days ago......but it's still not at the standard it was when they moved in. We're back there again this evening. And the fucking skank has taken Paco's mini oven, ironing board, and sweeping brush.......we'll need to get him to confirm if she's nicked anything else. 1 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Ave it …… 2 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 12 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Ave it …… Fuck me bob your as bad as slowly the food is going to fall off the plate that way do it right and turn it round 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 22 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Fuck me bob your as bad as slowly the food is going to fall off the plate that way do it right and turn it round I always look at those pictures and wonder why they look so odd, then it all makes sense. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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