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Englishman: "That your Dog"..??

Welshman: "Aye".

Englishman: "Mind if I Speak to him"..??

Welshman: "Dog don't Talk.”

Englishman: Hey Dog, how's it going"..??

Dog: "Doing All Right, Thanks".

Welshman: (Look of Shock).

Englishman: Is this your Owner"..?? (Pointing at the Welshman).

Dog: "Yep."

Englishman: How's He Treating You"..??

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."

Welshman: (Look of Total Disbelief).

Englishman: "Mind if I Talk to your Horse"..??

Welshman: "Horse Don't Talk”.

Englishman: "Hey Horse how's it Going"..??

Horse: "Cool, Thanks".

Welshman: (Extreme Look of Shock).

Englishman: "Is this your Owner"..?? (Pointing to the Welshman).

Horse: "Yep."

Englishman: "How's He Treating You"..??

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he Rides me, Brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice Stable to protect me from the Weather."

Welshman: (Now a Look of Total Amazement).

Englishman: "Mind if I Talk to your Sheep"..??

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Welshman: "That Sheep's a bloody Liar”..

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1 hour ago, Earache said:

Of course @Six30 has - why do you think it itches?

She’s not itching it she’s trying to recreate the pleasure I gave her …. The dirty filthy bitch .

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Women just don’t think in innuendo to the same extent. I joined another forum recently (please don’t ban me, I know it’s not allowed and I’m sorry, I’ll leave there immediately.. oops no, thats the other place 😂) and as it’s a food forum I just type a sentence and post it, thats it. Here I re-read it, look at the possible innuendo and rephrase it if I’d rather the post read than a scene from a carry on 😆 

Mind you it’s also funny to leave it as is and have a scene from a carry on 🤣

 

At home all three of mine do “thats what she/he said” and “title of your sex tape” from bloody Brooklyn 99

So something innocent like squeezing a loaf of bread and saying “its gone hard” 

“thats what she said” 

Or “that was a mistake” 

“title of your sex tape”

It’s a sport here  to see who can pick them out fastest!

 

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