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Packed and ready to hit the road

This dude is really digging it

I doubt you would need a Chinky or a scoot as a excuse.

Just convinced a chap I’m a bull shitter . Popped out to get some bits, took the CB125 as it was easier than moving it and getting the Hornet out. Anyway got what I wanted and ended up chatting to this guy who had a CB1000R with custom paint. Anyway the conversation moved on and he asked me what I had. Told him I had a Hornet, as he was getting ready to go I went over to Bambi, Daughters name for the CB125, to leave and he gave me the bull shitting wanker side eye .

Opposite Chepstow race course today

@busabeast

I think you dropped your flashing light and dildo , the one's you use to entice the DBM's into those abandoned buildings ..........................

Lawns?

Glad to be here more often Pete.... definitely appreciate you guy's acceptance, even though my Bikes have pedals these days. My anthem still stands:....NO Feelin' like 2-Wheelin'

fucking missus stitched me up i said drive through town and i'll get as kebab she said ill make you something when i get in, i'm now eating bacon sandwiches as much as i like them their no substitute for a kebab

It's in the Murcia province, and apparently it never had electricity or water! The last inhabitants left in 1985. First time out for a month......the bike needed a run! This is why a top box is essential here..... You lot would shit yourselves in places like this...... Would you go in? Can't get access inside to many of them...... Access to it isn't too bad..... No idea how this happened......but this pic came out like this for some reason? Weird......maybe there's ghosts in this place or something.? Doesn't bother me of course! In fact, I wish I could get something like that on film! Anyway......there it is! Something else for you casuals to aspire to!

I had one of those, i'm too old for this shit days today, I had a good ride but i twatted my left foot then twatted my right knee and then came home early with a migraine totally exhausted, i was just a passenger on the ride home, got home around 3 had a shower and went to bed, didn't feel hungover when i got up but sure last night had something to do with it. Only photos i took were these

Never heard it called that before

This business is based in Wadebridge which itself is spans the River Camel.

Fucks sake don't . I have be scouring the web looking for female size 5 red and black bike boots, that don't cost the earth. She isn't legally on the road for months yet so I have told her when I find a pair at the right price I will get them.

I’d rather have a bath win my nan …. than have either

Have a nice ride both of you Bastards!

Its no too late to start a poll you know

You got it Clive! Without him going on a Power Trip we wouldn't be here now. Because many times over recent months the only people on the board were ex-members of the other forum. I said at the outset that we could never survive with just the ex-MB members, and I've been proved right with so many not bothering now. But the guys from the other place have taken up the slack. Yes I know that Six is one of them.......but we can't have everything can we? I'll also add that I'm glad to see my old mate @YamaHead here more often these days!

yeh lawns ..they are so 1970's.... slabs all the way

Came across this lot when we out yesterday

Never heard a dildo called that before ..........

Her trainers don't match the rest of her kit though.

Cool pictures, I think you may have hit portrait mode on your phone for that last pic. BOTM candidate there, I realise there is no fly tipping in the background but it still could serve.

What the annoying cunt said!

They're welcome as well. But obviously they'll be viewed as stupid cunts!

Othing wrong with moss, it’s better than grass, doesn’t shelter ticks and doesn’t need cutting down. It’s nature! Put a couple of logs on the ground to feed bugs and a few bird houses on stakes, and it’s a natural garden on purpose.

A Chinky!.....I would rather have another one than the scoot ..... beggars can't be choosers.

When I bought my Transalp, a long time ago. My dealership had some issues with some of the 125cc coming from Italy. Usually missing stickers, but this one time a bike wouldn’t start before the client came to pick it up. Engine was spinning like mad though. Bike simply came fully assembled but no piston and connecting rod

I have the feeling I have been stitched up by my daughter again. She has been planning all week for me to help her clean her bike fit some of the tat she bought, plus check tyre pressures, oil and stuff. So she can do it without me interfering in the future. Ok I thought. Fucking 7:00 am this morning she wakes me up to tell me she is ill, and to be fair she does have a cold or possibly flu. I say take some paracetamol and go back to bed, then she turns on the water works cause she wants the bike done and can’t do it. FFS Anyway I have spent the morning fitting the rack and box I bought her plus some of the Temu tat she has bought. Plus fitted a louder horn like I did on my bike, because my Mrs implied that I didn’t love her as much as myself if I did not. Still trying to work that out. Gotta love the way they all manage to manipulate the soft twat. To be fair I don’t mind, but I would have done it all without the scheming. Also surprised to see that the bike was made in Italy, I thought it was made in India

You have to be brutal and rake all the moss out, something I should do, but can't be arsed, the lawn will look crap for a while, but with a bit of grass seed it will recover.

After a ride this morning, I finally got the blasted back yard mowed....that 1st mow of the season is always a PITA!

The wife’s dragged me out to see a band again place is empty which is a shame as the band is really good. The singer I’ve known since the age of seventeen and she’s been performing covers in bands since then

your probably right ..none of that shit here... mrs said to me what you doing tomorrow..i said im up early to go pick a bike up, what bike she said .. i said, one ive just bought.... end of conversation.... thats the style @XTreme

Same here, first cut was Wednesday, the side the rabbits don't eat.

You have been positive for years.

For the viewer...just be warned I'm working on a killer thread..one that will eclipse the hairy butt crack thread by a mile ,where Buckster got his arse handed to him....I'm pretty sure he will flounce after this one...I'm almost positive.

yep im still sticking in here

It's me really.

Must say you do have a point, I'd bet he's been buttering her up for ages over this final bike replacement, either that or he's upped some insurance premium

No .....as usual I came later. Onto the forum

Hey look I know I've gotten under the skin of a few...I was going stir crazy by the end...everything is back to normal now ...since I've taken a little ride...can't wait to do a multi day run now....

Excellent Marcel! You've finally managed a thread that isn't insane ranting! Is this the sign of a new beginning? Or the calm before the storm?