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I just had 15 minutes of the mother in law trying to tell me jokes she had printed out from somewhere the wife and kids abandoned me and i had to fend for myself feeling

Bit harsh to be told I was the biggest twat of the forum this year. My feelings are a little hurt. I’ll try to get over it over lunch.

i'll translate ........................ Fuck off you English bastards or I'll blow your feckin caravan up ..............

Why lot lot are tarting about in the kitchen … rugged individualism at is best

Dildo blue and erect, who's the handsome fucker with the afro

Round 1

Under orders, 3-2-1. Goooooo

Unless someone participates with a Vespa

Merry Christmas everyone from a dark misty derbyshire

yeh not funny ...resend the right ones please

pulling crackers earlier... i read out one of the jokes but made my own up.. whats the difference between a ferrari and a dead prostitute ? theres no ferrari in my garage. shes's still going on to the mrs that she should take the unpulled crackers back to the shop and complain

I’m stuffed now, time for a lie down

How many times did you fall off

Merry Christmas to you all

You twats!

That didn't stop it to win the BOTM a couple of months ago.

Nor me.

Main course…,,,

Pete would be diggin' for his Prozac at the sight of that XT....well done @Six30!

funny you should say that... i managed to stay on, but my legs came up level with my ears a few times .

Round 2

Probably in a casbah somewhere getting bum raped by goat fuckers.

I take it the directions to the dogging car park were wrong then.

I have one for Bob

No @Pedro said it has to be a bike.

I hope you all have a good Christmas and New Year’s. You bunch of losers.

merry christmas every one

you probably not had much sleep last night ..what with the three ghosts and that

I agree.

Why has it got to be a bike you own .. surely if it’s bike of the year it can be a bike you have owned this year

Not in particular, trust me.

Prolly

Well done @Pedro, you get the title and the prize, which is a prostate exam from @Six30.

Merriest of Christmas' to all the fellow 2-Wheelers here...

We had a Merry Christmas in 2006, we went to Benalmadena in Spain for Christmas, on the 2nd day there my wife ended up in hospital for 3 days, and when we returned home I had picked up kennel cough. The weather was good though.

Not trying to put you off but the western Sahara.......no no no ...GO just throw yourself into the culture, learn some French and even a bit of Arabic........and take loads of pics it's a tad samey samey