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I didn't even see the poll this month but looking at the landslide Bob had my vote wouldn't have mattered. I'm sure Pete is well chuffed with the scoot on the front page, could have been worse could have been an Indian

i know what pete would of said about a scooter winning .... "This place is the pits" a fucking scooter !! for fuck sake

Chilli ride home from work this morning, just above zero when I left but I had the right gear so warm enough. Stunning ride across the moor this morning. Light traffic and I passed all there was. I’m getting very attached to this CBF especially now I have the bigger touring screen with its protection. Just a good bike, not the best at anything. Handles well, is fast enough and frugal enough. Good lights, doesn’t look too knackered and easy to fix. It’s not worth much so I happy putting the miles on it, definitely hits a sweet spot in my troubled mind. . Also got to add the Oxford heated grips are the dogs Bollix . They work really well and are much better than the ones on my Hornet. I am normally always looking for the next bike but I think the CBF is going to break me of that habit. Bloody hospital is in uproar as we have the roofers in.

This is after beer food isn't it.

The members have voted @Clive . It's pure jealousy by the blue dildo owner and the one with the hideous barge

We've had roofers in our local Morrisons. Never before has the shop floor seen so much water since they arrived, they even had to shut the shop for 4 days as they couldn't keep the water out.

Did someone say Van Action?....a bonafied Shaggin' Wagon complete w/ 4x4....for those "outta the way" camping spots.

in the words of a well respected gent in this establishment get in

@Six30, think, if only you would have submitted a picture of the blue dildo on a parking lot, maybe you would have beaten the Vespa! or maybe not

Congratulations @boboneleg! It’s getting quite annoying how you’re winning with different bikes this year!

Have you even got a bike you twat

Not like they are in Andalusia and the Valencia region. We had nearly 20 hours of extremely strong winds and pouring rain but luckily the only damage was our gazebo roof which was torn off and shredded. Needed a new one anyway. No local flooding either. We were on the edge of the storm luckily.

That was unlucky, CDIs are normally pretty bullet proof. Had a bit of a breakthrough, F7 exciter and signal coils well out of spec, so off for a rewind they will go. Fingers crossed for the CDI unit as it's not very testable. Still can't get those basted jampots to bits though. I'm thinking of filling a suitable tub with diesel and lobbing it in for a month.

Maybe it would be a good idea to ban all things scooter related on the forum, and the owners too.

whose earplugs , was the music that bad

Question I have is how the hell to you eat something like that after beer without wearing it? I bet you had beard debris this morning.

As Dave said it's after beer food regretting it this morning, only trouble with a kebab house on route home

Wife dragged me out to watch a couple of bands. Only local so easy walk home if it weren’t for the huge hill between the pub and home

You were the one posting shit comments yesterday on the proper thread instead of submitting your blue dildo in a parking lot. Never mind actually buying it instead of the Speed Triple! Where you scared? Or just liked the colour? talk about blinding drunk! It’s wine, not tequilla.

You’re joking about my name, and yours being Marcel?

Yes! it’s safely tucked away in his basement! It’s in his basement because it’s not still in it’s plastic protection blue plastic!

what a god awful front end it looks like a bug

No the wife has hearing issues so uses ear plugs to take the edge off

would rather see bucksters monstrosity for a month than a fucking scooter.... and its scenic and immediate .

how did you get over the wall ?

Da hell is that?

Get hammered, uber home! This is the way!

your bike would actually fit up your arse you fat fuck..

its Triumph prejudice ... has @Sofia seen this shit

Used to have a '75 Kawi F9 BigHorn 350....great bike....until the CDI went tits-up. Twas a great Beer Run bike.

Here’s some van action, my older daughter and I snow foamed and cleaned up the van she is learning to drive in. We had to as my Mrs had a sense of humour failure over Kady splattering cow shit up both sides of the van. The vans is an old clunker but it will be a great first vehicle for my Eldest She already told my Mrs it’s going to be called the Shaggin Wagon, which didn’t go down well either

Oxford dictionary… scooter/moped definition… you are a fucking big bender .