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That's the ones I know of

it would have to be a fucking long screwdriver its in yarmouth im in kent

In the Cave Bar when you said "All the boys have fucked Sam"......then you remembered that Gail was sitting next to you!

You've been searching your bus for spare change when the passengers have gone haven't you

Is that at the same time as winning Moto GP and the Dakar ?

@Marcel's last xray.

Like an invisible motorcycle and trailer or something

No ! This is Sam :>> 1st photo with shorts on. 2nd photo sat on floor with white top on.

I had a laugh yesterday when out shopping with the Mrs. I was taking the trolley back to get me quid, when I noticed a guy in front of me with a fuck off great big pair of pliers in his back pocket. He was using them to pull all the pound coins left in some of the trolleys. He made four quid. I know times are tight but FFS

It was (maybe ) the biggest mistake I made...... 2nd one was getting married again

For those of you in UK , don't forget that the clocks go forward tonight. I wouldn't want some of you being late for church in the morning

Good point but then I'd have to sell either the Yamaha WR or the Ducati so in that case it would probably be the Ducati that would go. I absolutely love the DR650 but I'm on tippy toes when I come to a halt and sometimes I struggle to hold it up in those situations . If the CF450 has a lower seat height then it's worth considering.

And you trying to back pedal out of it!

Having owned one of these 20 years ago I can tell you that it sounds very clattery! The motors on these are very quiet compared to the aircooled 600's.

Then put him in a full Nelson and throw him out.

I remember talking to guy (after her and me split) who worked with her, he said her nickname there was Raleigh

There is no one there, they are all related to each other.

Maybe he could photoshop the pile of rubbish out of my pic? No.....I don't mean the fucking bike!

Maybe you could photoshop your vote onto something else.

I would not trust the indicator stalks as anchorage.

Exactly. Some ponce has now switched their vote to Pete’s gay moped.

After spending this month attending to domestic maintenance.... just rode UP to the top of my steep driveway, sitting down....in 7th gear- on PA level 3. Still gotta install the electronic shifter & tighten up a few fasteners...but just about got the brake pads enbed'd. Gonna pump the shock up a bit as well. Might just have to do a ride report tomorrow.... My sore, piss-poor excuse for feet are mucho appreciative of this Beast that's an absolute blast to ride!

just spoke with sophia and she said you should do it

That his pal BillyBob has a moonlighting gig?.... Actually, this is only 3 short blocks from my place & I gotta say that they sell the best damn meat around! ...& cheaper than all the big name grocery stores that are 20 miles away. All my buddies & neighbors who hunt, take their kills there to get dressed & wrapped. I'm about to pay them a visit for another 50 lbs. of burger & some steaks....my freezer is gettin' empty!

saw a video of their first dance at their wedding yesterday .... looked proper weird.. but strangely arousing

No just after those and just before I win btcc and f1

Yeah I remember now

Pretty settled on 2 Win.

I was suspicious that he may have been one of the cyclists.

If I had to guess from that video I'd say that the 'bashplate' (which looks home made) is resonating from the vibes of the bike . If I was interested I ask him to take it off and then listen to it, big singles are nearly always noisy compared to other engines.

I have enough for the new shocks now.

No......but they'll start referring to him as Dickhead as soon as he opens his mouth!

You have to share the love even if its just for a fleeting moment

I’m very interested in this bike , my mate has one on the way .

foreplay

Yeah

Some feckless ponce has voted for Pedro’s wankpanzer.

That title oughta get Pete's attention.... But to his dismay, my new Mullet is NOT on top of my head.... it's actually the model name of this 2024 CyberBike eMtB I treated myself to just before Christmas. Most Emtb's crank around 85nm of torque as a typical spec....this gem puts out 130nm of torque....it get's right with the program! It comes with a 29" front wheel while the rear is a 27.5".....so, following dirtbike type geometry more & more. I had to cough up an extra $348 for an electronic LH shifter, which I should have early next week. Then I can finish off stream-lining the handlebar to make it a bit easier to operate w/ my hook. With 4-piston hydraulic calipers @ both ends....anodised hubs, 34mm fork, & a 1x10 gearset....there won't be much of anyplace this beast can't tackle. Better brakes than all 25 motorcycles I've owned! Thing'll stop as well as it goes... It even came with tools to finish the assembly process. It has 5 pedal-assist levels that can also be operated with a LH thumb throttle....so I should be able to ride UP my steep driveway....sitting down on the saddle.

Been married 3 times but have only 1 ex-wife.... Mar. 13th 1981.... Jan 20th 1988....Feb 12th 2022

Does that mean he can really go and fuck himself

Well you have got to get the use out of that new fanny you had fitted.

I'm torn between Sofia's and Bob's, I like the trees in Bob's picture but you can clearly see the photography expertise behind Sofia's camera crew. I think the bike looks nice on what is a pretty cool bit of road. I sense a lack of love for the big GS though, even though I washed it

I voted for @boboneleg photo this month, brilliant picture. Looks more like a photographers composition rather than a happy snap. Love it

It's got to be sofia's even if she did have a camera crew with her, would have been better if she'd had her knee down through the corner

I'm surprised you survived all the risky gay sex.