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about 400,000 people took part in getting the Apollo program to the moon, so they must all be in on the conspiracy Japan, China, Russia, India have all had craft orbiting the moon or have landed there so they must be in on it as the USA landing sites are well publicised and it would be obvious if the left over hardware wasn’t there The US left a laser reflector on the moon which scientists regularly ping as part of experiments, so they must all be in on it The US ( I think) has a craft in low orbit around the moon at the moment sending back photos so all the people involved in that must be in on it Amateur star gazers can see the Apollo landing sites with the left over hardware with a reasonably good home telescope and even see the astronaughts tracks as they wandered about the place, so home astronomers must all be in on it ( plenty of photos taken by various people on the web - but those are all nasa hoaxes too ) …but a bunch of conspiracy nerds all know better based on internet photos and memes… …there is no limit to what you can persuade the gullible to think with a few memes, as demonstrated by how many witless idiots vote for Trump.

Anything called mint must be shit because that's how the valleys scrotes describe stuff their selling here as in: - it's fucking mint bra

Does Ray know that he’s walking into a frankengroin trap. Be careful with your pic nic , especially if he offers you a bit of his special sausage

Like Pete has you mean

I’m not squeamish but even I draw the line there.

Is this Motorcycle Riders version of Grinder ?

If you do get a cough and end up with a hernia we do not need to see any photos of it! Just putting this out there in case! Anyway, hopefully it doesn't hit you too hard.

Oh I see, cosy table for two in the corner.

Had a good week back to walking, been building up to it but pleased to be on the right track. Hopefully on the right road to being less of a fat bastard.

Going down town in a short while, I ought to learn the Polish/Romanian language, it would be very helpful in the shops

Like I have a bad flu, I suspect I will kick it tomorrow judging by how quick it seems to be working through its cycle, not much of a cough thankfully. I feel a bit spaced out though, not a good idea to drive a bus right now. This is my first time, I seem to have missed it up to now.

So, I’m clear for Sunday @XTreme so we need to pick a RV? How far can you and you groin ride?

Think even he need a thicker lot but lets not talk up another bloody photo op for him.

Need a full bush to hide that bugga.

Did you ride the bike all the way from the van?

The hell! My dad's been to Australia. Is he in on it?

No we fucking don't! There's a restaurant there...... CB and Tracer last March! I was surprised how big it seemed compared to the Tracer.......cos I always think of it as a small bike.

@Skippy is feckin brave . He’s going to get you in a corner of that pic nic area (dogging spot) and show you his Frankengroin

Right O, 1230 it is. Make sure you bring a tablecloth and napkins this time.

Beware of catching crabs in public toilets.

What do you mean? I’m looking out for you, one minute he is telling you that you are his best buddy, next he is smearing your fat arse with strawberry ice cream and calling you Billybob.

You're worse than a politician when it comes to breaking your own rules

I hope to take a better one, here it is so far:

Let's get this going, see if we'll have a few ones for January, I have hardly been on the bike but here's hoping I manage to take it out before the weekend still. Rules are simple: horizontal pictures, taken this month on a ride, your motorcycle. Picture submission will be open until Sunday evening. Feel free to post more than one and discuss, I will only consider the last one of posted.

Speaking of learning another language, me and my buddy have been teaching some of the local French some English! That'll be 20 of them out of 2500 in our village, so I guess I'd better up the ante with my French then, otherwise I'd need to live to 10000 years old before we got all of them up to speed in English!

You two go on picnics together?

Many of the shops have Polish or (I assume) Romanians workers, better than working at Sport Direct. Only a couple of Polish food shops in Mansfield.

I'm not starting a political debate......just saying what I've done today!

Is your bus open or one of those with the plastic separating the driver from passengers?

You should consider it a penance for being Welsh.

Chap I know in Fowey has a dual motor Model 3 Tesla, he took me for a show off type of spin in it last year. It was brutally quick. So much so that it actually hurt the way it threw you around with the G forces. I was left feeling I didn't want to be a passenger in such a thing. I can see it would be fun to drive and I would like to have a go, I don't think I would want one though. I like my jalopy motoring cheap and cheerful for me. I love my old Beamer and will keep it.

He's gonna flounce from the forum and turn up at your place next!

and the Jam...

Proper song ..with a story to it ..

I had a work mate who'd say, "cover me in chocolate and throw me in".

not for long

I can see you thought about it.

i value my life ... one of hem rolled over onto you in the night and its curtains.