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We can only go up from here.

I have seen it and don't believe it is feasible in the short term. Gone are the days when troops were given 6 weeks basic training given a rifle and sent out to conflict. I think if the unthinkable were to happen it would be all about air power. Something Russia has scant resources in. These messages are more about preparing the population for NATO conflict, softening us all up for acceptance of what is to come. Grim either way you look at it.

no... i 'll do it when we are on holiday ..then get on the stellas after and probably end up fighting with her.

No , never been married , was looking for a pic of me and my good lady for you … found this instead of me on my dads horse

dont know yet .

Along with a 6 inch pube?

Maybe @Marcel’s infeasibly long pubes are wrapped around the mechanism.

Making people in other countries disappear while I have never seemingly left the UK.

she pissed in the bed ..did any of it get on you ... like on you finger

He isn't ashamed of it, maybe it is a family tradition, it would explain a lot.

Pikey twat.

no, been with my good lady 24 years, i might get married though.

Definitely is your sister, she's just about 10 years younger than you....

is there not a thread on here with a picture of a groin.... i would suggest wives groin pics ... but the age of most of you , that would probably be worse.

Looking better (warmer) for next week..but getting windy.

Think of poor @Marcel, he doesn't want your copious man bush in his mouth when he is, hold on, what exactly is he doing that would lead to that anyway?

You are imagining Frankengroin’s pubes in your mouth?

You're the pube groomer not me! Comes to something when you've got to trim your pubes to get a bird.......it appears that you need all the help you can get in that department.

He isn't annoying on the Internet.

@Marcel....Did you get the damp patch of the bed, or was it more like ?

I can honestly say.......

You dirty dog @Marcel

But it's better than those places where they keep saying "Good Morning" and "Good Evening" every day to each other.

This is all getting to much ..groins ..pubes ..squirting ..sure someone mentioned fingering earlier...

wont happen , we will all be dust 5 minutes after it starts.

Here's @Marcel when he ends up with a 6 inch pube in his mouth!

Are you having a stag night ?

This is a euphemism right?

Blender would be all over this like a rash......in the groin.

So you would prefer Frankengroin to have a little strip for you?

And he reckons my brain cells are diminishing?

In the context of recovering from an operation......not pube styling!

Are you sure about that

Are you feeling OK pete.... do you need some stronger meds?

Had a few weeks off from golf having fucked up my back but now it’s mended I’m off for a nice walk around the golf course tomorrow. Very little chance that anything resembling golf will be played but it’s better than doing repairs and general DIY shit around the house. Plus, it means I don’t have to put up with the moody missus………..fucking mental, all of ‘em……….me? Oh I’m perfect but thanks for asking.

You're bringing back the turkey image

this forum is getting interesting

Pity @Sir Fallsalot wasn't there......you could have had a tidal wave of piss in the bed!

I'm too old even with my specialist skill set.

Seen this? Conscription may be on its way back after Nato warns of all-out war with Russia

Up where though?

Fixed, we all know he's more American pie than a hit with the opposite gender