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Hillbilly Ray, Billybob… sounds like a bad country song

The missus & I are heading to Boise ID tomorrow morning to celebrate her & her sister's b-day as they're only 4 yrs. & a week apart.... Just gonna drink tequila & play darts in their garage....low key fun.

Well on Tuesday I think I may have had a steal of a job. So the jag kept going in to reduced performance, had been for months but having an icarsoft lr2 computer I would just clear the code and carry on as normal, well it got to the point that it would go in to reduced performance at the slightest hint of throttle so something needed doing. So I figured I'd buy the intake manifolds and injector seals to do the job and over a couple of weekends I'd have it done, long and short of it is I never found enough time what with skye always wanting my attention when I'm home so I thought I know I'll speak to a mate of mine see if he would do it for me. He said yeah no bother £300 which I was over the moon with as it is a pig of a job. So anyway I dropped the jag off at his last Monday and he finally finished the job off about 45 mins before I turned up to pick it up. 6½ days it took him to replace them and that's someone who works on cars all day every day. The job should have cost me minimum of 800 to 1000 quid, so to say I'm over the moon at the price is an understatement.

So you're going riding with a one legged hillbilly who has a drink problem? You're Livin' the Dream Marcel!

woke up to a note from the mrs this morning... " you fucking arse " was part of the wording.... i found the tin of roses and peanuts etc for christmas a week or so back .... looks like i have been rumbled.

But will you be in the top 1.5% of global child beaters when on your bike?

It may be hard for you to understand but we don’t always have snow, not all the roads are cobbled and it is possible to ride out side of the city, I actually live on the northern edge of the city close to coastline and much countryside. By the way I saw contrails yesterday, I think I caught them on the GoPro so you may want to wear your special hat when I post the video.

thats not right ... you need medical advice and quick .

took dog out , nice day ,bit fresh though

Nothing, got nothing planned. Just walked down to Sofia’s practice and having a good sit now. Don’t feel sick at all except a little rough on the throat and my feet and my legs hurt and feel tired.

That will be disappointing for your wife.

Just back from the Health Centre after getting it cleaned up and bandage changed. All looking good, the incision isn't red any more and my groin is regressing back to it's normal size. Change of plan with the staples removal though......half of them come out on Monday and the rest on Wednesday. Had to get some stomach tablets as it's been feeling a bit queasy and I had diarrhea overnight! Medic says it's not related to the surgery though.

that wasn't this year so probably void im afraid.

Indeed, in fact if you are mentally challenged enough you might keep a partially assembled bike in your shed that you will never ride.

Bikes are so last century, not enough mental challenge

I’m off out on my bike in a moment, better than trying to beat some 12 year old kid on a video game eh

Really

And I can't cover for you cos of my Hernia Scott! Maybe get @Marcel on it cos he seems to be going through a hillbilly phase!

Line dancing is outta the question Pete....especially considering that my wife has bum knee & my screwed up, toe-less feet won't allow it.

People throw boring at every Honda because you don't get any drama from them.......they just work!

This guy’s review quite enlightening.

And a bit of this surely Scott?

Took some friends down to Southampton docks this morn as they’re off on a cruise to New York. Set off early expecting the normal M25 bum hole traffic but came straight through. Dropped them off, parked the car in the multi-storey and now sitting on the ferry to see the daughter.

Roses and Quality Street tins are traditional Xmas things for us. But over the years the metal tins have been changed to plastic tubs and you get a lot less chocolates in them now.

That’s completely not what I pictured as a tin of roses and peanuts

I would be wary of going to sleep ever again if I were you.

pictures would help

I have pass out tomorrow so I will be heading north on the little Yamaha to do some lanes that I haven't done for over 10 years and also some that I haven't done before at all. This will be my first time out since the RAC debacle so I'm hoping for a drama free day

Not me, I’m super nice now.

So Miss America has developed a judder in the clutch, I just did an oil change (easiest option first) and the oil smelt pretty cooked so it might be that the plates are fooked. I'll see if the fresh oil makes any difference next time I ride it.

Weather's going to be pretty decent here......sunny and 15c. Not that that makes any difference to me though as I'm still grounded. What you lot got planned?

Does @Marcel know this

And they are boring.

do you mean a skid mark

yep that sounds about right

No chocolates taste like they used to! Aren't they all made in fucking Poland now?

We're taking skye to the play cafe in Sunderland because there's some elf breakfast type shit going on, then I have no idea, apart from some food shopping at tesco and Xmas shopping which will be done via amazon. There could be one last ride of the year if things go my way and the weather holds out

No.

That isn’t going to be a problem.

COTY... you win

your all Twats

PSP's urban intervention teams, usually they ride in pairs to get to more violent urgent situations. You'll like their top case choice, though ...

I'm not sure acting like a teenager with ADHD is a vote-winner!

Second time Pedro?

Exhaust routing is stupid on a bike with off road pretensions.