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I’ve told her she’s the mother, so she’s making her spicy chicken soup and taking care of me.

Just when you think you've seen all the fucking stupid cunts possible on the Internet......new ones turn up. And raise the bar! Background is I posted a thread on the Senior Motorcyclists FB group! It's rare I ever look at it because it's filled with some of the dumbest Yank motherfuckers you can imagine. Usually very old fat bastards struggling with 800lb Harleys. (Disclaimer: I'm not saying all Yanks are like that, because they're not) Anyway, knowing their very limited cerebral capacity I made it very clear what I was looking for! My post was.......I am not looking for medical advice as I get that from my doctor. All I'm asking for is experiences from other older riders who may have undergone open Hernia surgery. Like how long before you went back on the bike, and any issues you may have had when you did etc. Just general feedback on your experiences after surgery. Now you'd think that was clear enough......but it obviously wasn't for those dull cunts! I went back on a few hours later and I'd had about 20 replies like "Goddam it......why are you asking for medical advice on a FB group" and "Nobody can advise you because we're not doctors". The one I found most bizarre was "How can anybody advise you if you don't say where you live?" No point in even replying to thick fuckers like that so I just deleted the thread and left the group. If it was a forum we could have gone in team handed, but some of you are not on FB, and ultimately, FB could have ended up banning some of us from that platform. This forum is the Epicentre of Intellectuals compared to that FB group.

Well my left knee has blown up like a balloon, guess it's really not used to having a truck with a 12 speed manual box, that's a fucking shit load of gear changes each day its been aching abit since about Thursday night Friday morning and steadily getting worse. Roll on getting in to the volvo fh16 tipper in a week and a half or so . Well that's if they do as they have said and keep me on after this 2 weeks is up. They have said they are keen to keep me on and get me on the tipper after I've done this work for them but I guess we will see

Dickhead

Down at Padstow sing this afternoon. Got there a bit early and had a mooch about. The tide was out so you could see the Doom Bar out in the estuary. This is the boat we were singing on Padstow or Padstien as the locals call it is a pretty harbour and town and worth a visit, but it is expensive. Actually saw the man himself, but seeing he seems to own half the place that shouldn’t be a surprise.

@Slowlycatchymonkey?

Some twat who buys the biggest bike and then can't get around a simple tornati , those cyclists must have been pissing themselves

Been to Padstow since but i remember going there with my mum and dad i must of only been about 7, remember an old girl shouting at every one waving a kitchen knife about on that balcony

Have you told @Sofia yet?

Seems like I might indeed be pregnant. Home test is a little faint but it does feel like it.

So that's what happened to him.

It's OK......the incision is still clean and it's healing slowly. Still very sore though. It gets checked out at the Health Centre tomorrow morning, with staples removal scheduled for Friday.

I bet you will.

I'm putting my money on it being pete when he first moved to Spain

He might have made it around the bend if the idiot hadn’t tugged the front brake, you can see the bike snap to a halt and the front dips suddenly causing him to lose balance.

Being a little fatty probably doesn’t help the knee either.

I’m sure he can’t wait.

I will tomorrow morning

He had a Hernia op and got back on his bike to soon... if only he'd asked for advice

You should of gone on the Doctors who ride Harleys FB page .... silly

Nah its not a gravel trap, had it been on the outside of the corner and the bike entering it at 60mph them maybe

That’s the Customs House Hotel. I know Donkey Riding

Sounds like she has already stuck something up there.

I forget her name but she was batshit crazy. She also used to recite poetry and shout at people in general.

Second, or third, not sure if the second was indeed covid.

Who doesn't like a good nosh .........

you like a good nosh then bob .

That’s heavy for 5’5”

I'll give you a hernia if your not careful

you mind you dont get a hernia... pussy

Yes.....it's healing well at the moment.

Don't get a hernia from it Pedro

Be aware, I coughed while browsing this thread earlier.

Doctor Who rides a Harley? Smart fellow.

You brought that on yourself by asking a group full of yanks..... They be the dumbest of the dumb, they sound like the next one down in the food chain after a potato Fucking hillbilly redneck motherfuckers

When Paolo was young we went to Padstow and group were singing sea shanty's right here ............. Paolo always remembers it as the group sang this which he still sings himself from time to time .............

You'll be ok but watch out if she tries to stick a thermometer up your bum ...........

Here it is, get's played for the kids every year "Santaclaus ya cunt, where's me fucking bike"

Second time Pedro?

Exhaust routing is stupid on a bike with off road pretensions.

Yeah paracetamol is shit, you need something opiate based my friend

Paracetamol does bugger all for me. Ibuprofen every time!