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Just a weeny bit tired of being surrounded by nice people doing and saying good stuff all the time so I thought I'd visit here with moany whingers for a bit of fun. Not that a boomer would recognise that

Had to pop up to the garage so took a quick snap.

Submit your pictures for September BOTM here, please. Due to the short notice I'll run this thread until tomorrow night at 21:00 UK time and then voting will be done until the 01st October 21:00 UK Time. Submit more than one picture if you want, for the vote I will only consider the last one you post in this thread of your bike, taken in September. @Marcel, @Skippy, @MooN, @XTreme, @Buckster, @boboneleg, carrying on from Buckster I can consider the pictures he picked, below, if you prefer you are welcome to submit any others maybe not on a patio being washed? Lets all just get along...

No, why would i flounce when i know that staying here will annoy the fuck out of everyone

Since I've been "toe-less" for 10 yrs now, I've become a complete advocate for Salomon....the fit is impeccable. The Quicklace feature is a game changer.... These last me @ least a year....& I've already got 2 more new pairs in reserve.....I shouldn't have to buy any more boots/shoes for the rest of my life! & they're great for riding the Mongoose mtn. bike with....

Got to, to keep me heart going.

Can’t you get a discount because you don’t ride it?

My weekend was today, Last minute pass so I got out on the Donkey to see how my back would fare ................

Got some artwork in the shot and some Mini Cooper wheels … effort and planning .

.........which means it's time for some van action!

I'll be washing the bike, and maybe going over to Porto and give Emerson Fitipaldi a hand shake, because that's how I roll.

The Moutain!

I like this one with the horses.

That never stopped Pete before

@Six30, you´re welcome to join in, with a picture from September Maybe try and win it, just to mess with the tantrum boy.

@Saul, @Sofia, @Clive, @Renegade, get in. @Sir Fallsalot, how about rejoining? Clean slate and all.

My Haglofs are pretty much done and leaking like a sieve so it’s time to get some new ones. Not against replacing like with like as these have lasted over a year but just wondering if the hive mind has any knowledge to share? The Haglofs were a bitch to break in.

It was easier when you were a bairn and got your exercise from being chased for being ginger.

What makes you think she will be sober tomorrow?

not now ..tomorrow when your sober

Stop asking questions and just go take one of your 15 bikes out for a tide and take a picture. 1 picture!

just trying to sort multi policy on mrs car and my van... its a joke , robbing bastards did enquire about putting mrs on my trade policy then putting van and her car on that , worked out no cheaper really , plus if any thing happened they would only value them at trade money

Read that but it's was a waste of time cos it's not needed wot with it being built like a gun

But he got to cook it himself though? It's like getting a dog and having to bark for it!

Gives him a chance to go out by himself and see the views… I mean the menus, on restaurants…

Point of order here! As I understand it, you're buggering off touring when you get back over here, leaving Mr Slowly to make his own way down. And then when he gets to Salobreña the poor bloke has got to fend for himself with no woman to cook his fucking grub! WTF? That's a dereliction of your wifely duties in my book......what you say @Six30?

My youngest's 21st birthday so I'll be rolling down to Mugshots for a little bit of the secret library and some fine steak. You press a buzzer on a lamp post in the centre of Brizzle and get let into a tiny library shop front with a secret shelf/door. They appear from thin air and take you to their lovely hidden speakeasy. After some fine mixology you move two doors down to the restaurant where they take steak seriously. Looking forward to it. I found the worse pic of my son in his primary school rain coat with a tiny tiny rain hood that fitted no-one ever which I've had made into a stamp to adorn everything he touches. He looks proper mad.

Is she pissed again?

Salomon are the only brand I've ever found comfortable. I second that suggestion.

That's the pair of you told then, who's next to feel the wrath of Slowly

I agree, the problem is everywhere in Cornwall is uphill. Thought about a lectric assist jobbie, but I would rather save the money and walk. Plus there are some stunning walks pretty much right outside my front door. Silly not to.

When I get my Hernia done I'm supposed to do some exercise shit like that. A bicycle sounds easier though......and less impact on the knees as I understand it.

Walking?

This weekend I mostly be doing...er.....er... nothing. I am planting spring bulb (having a tea break now) in the front garden now.......thought I had finished ☺ but DPD guy has just delivered a box of 50 bulbs that wife never told me she had ordered...

Ban the idle cunt.

26 pounds is 11kg. My 2015 R1200GS Adventure is supposed to be 260kg with fuel, a 2021 R1250GS Adventure is supposed to be 268kg with fuel, so basically they added 8kg with adding clever valve wizardry. They now go through all that effort and revolution to drop 11kg, and that includes a lithium battery that by itself saves a good 2 or 3kg? In effect their revolution makes the ultra light new bike similar in weight to my bike, and ditching a steel rear frame for a pressed sheet one? I see a revolution in profit margins, that what I see

One of my singing groups, Lankelly Shout, has a 1st year birthday party tonight. Tomorrow night I have a concert with Mevagissey Choir in Newquay. May get out on the bike on Sunday.

Weather is still great here...... ......but like last weekend I've got a lot of work on. Should be out on Sunday though......but I'll have to borrow the wife's phone to take pics as I haven't had time to replace the old one yet! What you lot doing?

Take your weird projection and stick it where the suns doesn't shine KD

coming up .... garage action

I like the look of them and some good reviews as well.

Scarpa are my goto brand.

Tomorrow's the weekend, and it's sunny...

Has @Sir Fallsalot flounced ?

Now the want to prefect has gone and your in charge it would be an honour sir

Law of averages say he will win it............................................one day.

I'm curious about this, they seem to have gotten a little heavier from the 1200 to the 1250 by adding the shift cam weight. Now they make a big revolution all about loosing weight and 26 pounds is all they get? Hmmm