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Just about hit a bear yesterday that was being chased by a bunch of dog's. My buddy Phil caught some of it on video....

We also had a big window to relax in front of

Crohns really sucks. I'm a coeliac and the occasions I've been given a gluten poisoning from some idiotic restaurant/cafe staff and still had to ride have been truly diabolical. That\s one of the reasons I carry so much stuff on the touring bike, a lot of the time I'd prefer to use my own food rather than risk it. She has my heartfelt sympathies.

Gingers don't have sweat glands.

You can keep your real Spain, swimming pools and aircon are the dogs. Along with palm trees, good views, nice places to eat, grocery delivered, brit teabags in the local supermarket, everything you need only 10 mins away and microclimate that doesn't suffer the rain or temperature extremes. Enjoy sweating mwahahahaaaa.

Mandi has just suggested we nip over to Beccles on the bikes to do a butchers run. Younger son has invited the family round for a dads day barbe tomorrow. She's getting more confident about distance to a toilet now. MotoGP sprint this afternoon, a catch up on the BSB and F1 quali tonight. MotoGP tomorrow morn, BSB in the afternoon and F1 in the evening with said burnt offerings in there somewhere.

I'm loving these sprint races, really made something worth watching on a Saturday afternoon.

Fuckmine, it's Spain isn't it and you haven't got a swimming pool ? What sort of place have you moved to ? No wonder the FPM wants to go back to her Polish ghetto

We got threathened with arrest at West Brom in the late seventies for pissing against a wall. We sweet talked our way out of it by buying the policeman and policewoman a hot dog each. I was laughing my head off (under my breath) as I handed over their hot dogs as I still had pissy fingers

I was arrested for pissing in the street in 1973. And the arresting officer was Alan Mages the Welsh Rugby International.

My dominator is an Italian import they were supposed to be shit build quality from there but it is far superior to the new Africa Twin i have everything is built to a price so it affects the quality on all makes of bike, looking at different makes when i'm out and about i can't say I've noticed one manufacturer is better built than any other, their all shit compared to the stuff from the 90's

I’ve seen plenty of real Spain in the Pyrenees and there are plenty of swimming pools. Pethaps that’s why the Catalans want independence from you backward lot

I wish it was the pee side and I bet she does. It's crohns and colitis for Mandi. 20 burgers and 20 sausages and in a big and already dropped off. Think Mandis going to do some chicken skewers this afternoon for the more adventurous appetites.

No riding for me . Ersilia and her sister are going to the NEC in Birmingham tomorrow for a gardening show so Paolo and myself will probably be off for a walk tomorrow. Saturday evening I shall try to consume some of these

Exactly , that's why there are still so many DR650's from '96 -'99 still doing a grand job. CBR600's , VFR's as well just to mention a few.

i don't poses one of those

Test rode an Indian Scout and really loved it. Still think about it now.

The Harley's going? Not sure if you can be in @Buckster's gang if you've got an Indian!

Nowadays you can end up on the sex offenders register. A bit much for needing a pee!

When I was a little more dignified I used to take this type of thing with me so if there are no loos you can pee in a field/behind a hedge but still protect your modesty by wrapping it around your waist. Then I went to the Himalayas where alfresco peeing is totally normal and no-one gives a hoot, I still find a reasonbaly out of view spot though, one doesn't fancy an indecent exposure charge I expect photos from the butchers of fat steaks and thick burgers https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B073S5835H/ref=sspa_dk_detail_4?pd_rd_i=B073S5835H&pd_rd_w=zQHDo&content-id=amzn1.sym.84ea1bf1-65a8-4363-b8f5-f0df58cbb686&pf_rd_p=84ea1bf1-65a8-4363-b8f5-f0df58cbb686&pf_rd_r=N65NW79PCTS0R1ZDEXHV&pd_rd_wg=tAz8Z&pd_rd_r=663923f6-928b-41f1-87ce-2239199025aa&s=outdoors&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9kZXRhaWw&th=1

No real surprise if the fault doesn't show its self. I have a bulb on a length of wire for this sort of prob. Connected to the solenoid trigger wire, next time it fails to turn over you'll be able to see if the bulb lights or not giving a good clue to get nearer the fault.

You have such a way with words Lionel, do you come out with those gems in front of your wife .............

B&M tomorrow morning for rodent food, afternoon watch BSB, in evening watch some shit that my wife has recorded Wanted to go to the Armed Force Weekend in Cleethorpes to see the planes fly over on Sunday, but the parking situation there is very bad, so give that a miss, so BSB again on Sunday. 🏍

Yeh.....45 sounds about right!

Collected my refurbished shock yesterday and it’s on . I’ve put 45 clicks on the rebound so I’ll see how that goes

Yeap, there's already remade webs.

Nice one Dave, I'm sure the spiders will appreciate your hard work

Rang an assault help line today …. turns out its only for victims

As much as I like the sound of my exhaust, it is a bit of a pain for touring, especially with the trailer as sound is reflected back at me. I certainly cannot risk going abroad with the bike with the current set up. I also know I am sacrificing torque for horsepower. Unfortunately I cannot just switch silencers as the headers are two inch on the Rinehart system currently on the bike as opposed to one and three quarter inch as per standard. So I am ordering a set of S&S Power Tune dual headers and for now will use some standard silencers I have in my storage unit, it’s going to be very quiet, which the neighbours will no doubt like, I will gain a little bit of torque and lose a little bit of horsepower. Later on I will fit some after market silencers when I find ones I like. The added bonus is that the left hand header will be away from the passenger foot peg which is currently a challenge for the occasional lady pillion passenger.

Going to be warm here.......but it looks like rain on Sunday! Also got a bit of work to get through.....but I will be out at some point! What about you?

As far as I'm aware no property in this region has a swimming pool. This is rural Spain.......not a holiday resort on the Costas. You need to come over here with @Six30 and @busabeast.......and you can see what real Spain looks like.

I love Beccles , long time since I’ve been there. Have a pint of Aspalls while you’re there

Get down the swimming pool and show us your breast stroke

Headless would suit you.

Grim scenes from the garden centre in Caniles today! @Six30 would fuck them! So would @Marcel.......but he'd fall for them as well and then disappear for 15 years!

Why are you in this section? This section is for people who ride motorcycles not for those that take their motorcycles on holiday in a van.

Tis true but there are still a significant number of us Kernewek left but we are outnumbered and outspent that is for sure. https://www.quora.com/Do-Cornish-people-consider-themselves-Celts#:~:text=As we know%2C identity vary,«P-Celtic»). This is also worryingly true. And for the record most of us from, my experience, think of the English as great neighbors, not invaders. But the rich and entitled of whatever group that move here do make life difficult for us all.

How awful! I've just had a most severe attack of deja vu!!

I thought that Cornwall, much like a great deal of rural Wales, is overrun with Ingurlisch retirees? Not many of us true Celts left these days.

Like you say. Don't use it on the ship!