Leaderboard

Went out with Costa for a walk, tried a different part of the forrest to avoid the abundance of loud cyclists that go through the other are on sundays, it was a good choice.

This is not a mistake, I've landscaped it.

You and @Six30 could cuddle up with the DMB’s and the dead dogs

Okay guys and gals, time to get those pictures submitted for bike of the month, one picture entry per person, no posting multiple pictures, once you have entered a picture that is the one you will be stuck with. Rules are, picture must have been taken in March, outside, away from home. Overtly photoshopped pictures will result in a ban for the month, multiple pictures on this thread of the same bike will result in a ban, moderator decisions are final. Let’s see those pictures of your bike and a bin, or in Petes case, bike with a bin on the back. This submissions thread will be open from now until the evening of Wednesday 29th, at which point the voting thread will open! Voting then takes place over two days with the Poll closing 7pm Friday 31st.

@XTreme Now you got the right bike and you have a few gravel roads under your belt i need to see more of this maybe an option for @Six30 and @busabeast when they visit

So some pretty cheap/free accommodation then

What following in six's van?

That would all be fine and dandy but....the dago doesn't do water

No, it’s just the place is boring as fuck, as you will find out when you have your dirty cave weekend with @busabeast

I think they better take him out of the track on a helicopter, or make him stay inside for a couple of days. The surrounding crowd is not happy

I got out for an hour or so.......

So your now saying you can get banned for no photos at all it's not like slowly's going to post a photo let alone multiple photos

Knew it wouldn’t be long before one of you sex obsessed loons moved onto that.

Happy Sunday Peace and quiet finishes today as Mr Slowly is arriving I seem to have managed to spread stuff over both his desk and mine so might have to have a look at that We’re both excited which is mad after over 30 years together but it’s been two weeks which suddenly seems like a very long time.

Could be worse it could all be on harleys

scooters.. i'd rather walk

im cheap..but not that cheap....

Not if we have pete out on stag, they'll get him before us and I only need to be able to outrun the pair of them to survive.....I'm safe

Here's the routes in Spain i'm sure you can hire suitable bikes to show Pete how its done

I can supervise the two dickheads if that's any help.

My kind of road!

Is his bike all charged or is he getting a backie off you

Stalk my family shows he’s just outside Torrox so about 30 mins or so away. Breads baking in the oven, the beer is chilled, the sun is shining bright and I look fuckin awesome

I'm in.......

It seems to work for everyone else so hopefully it'll work for me too

A suitable bit of desolate scenery for you all to enjoy, though I do have others that I wonder about being better so would someone give me some feedback on the others so I can choose the winning one

Still having to do the job anyway Pete?

Well you’ve fulfilled your election pledge of being a hands off mod

You can dream.

When did the rules change that you can’t change your pic? What if you take a corker after you submitted one but its still in this month? Kinda takes some of the fun out of it if people can’t switch photos halfway through a race. The vote swapping and people changing their mind about what photo they want to put forward is where the humour is. And a ban for multiple bike submissions? Bit much. You can just say oi you only one photo, pick one. Got your special constable pants on a bit?

sounds like your going to get a dam good rogering today then .

Going for the abandoned look ay, trying for Petes vote?

enjoy ...

just an observation , and as for sex obsessed loons .... its not us who'll be getting bent over kitchen appliances and other household furniture and have a face like a plasterers radio by this evening.

It's the hour change, Hitler and Franco and all that. They´ll sleep less today, between that and getting up to pee ...

That reminds me of one of my most favourite depressing songs, the poor rat… I’m the rat…

I do keep in touch with him on FB. He's fine and just doing his thing.

Thats so weird I was just thinking he should come back. I’d even unblock him to see the smiling skeleton playing in the water.. so long as he can keep a grip on some of the other insulting stuff, if not.. He must miss you Pete?

It was far too wet to walk through the woods or down to the river today so we drove over to Warmley to walk along the cycle/pestrian path ............... No. this bloke is not giving himself a blow job !! It's a drinking fountain ........... Although there were plenty of wild primroses along the route, one suspects that these are not native .............. and back to the signal box . We walked about 4 miles all told.

My Eldest daughter is 18 today. She is not even going out as she has the flu. Never mind she has a bottle of Malibu to ease the symptoms.

You fucking ponce!

Today this is me ️