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This thread has confirmed I am on the right place amongst you old fellas, I actually managed to have a fall yesterday according to my bloody nagging Apple Watch. I went to a funeral of an old mate down at Golant, the wake was in the pub, only had a coke. Anyway when I had to go I went out through the front patio garden area and down some slate steps, I slipped and never touched the last four. Stiff as fuck today with my left arm and hand turning some interesting colours, but it was ok nobody saw as I haven't had any mocking texts yet. I had to stop the Apple Watch dialling 999 and confirm that I had a fall and I was ok. . Of course my loving family laughed when I told them.

did we ever have one ..... i never seen a pic of @Slowlycatchymonkey in a nurses uniform...

My ex father in law had a double hernia and had the mesh treatments, worked a treat for him. They would only do one side at a time, so he had to go in twice. I recall ringing him on his mobile when he was working and was still waiting for a date for the first operation. He sounded a bit breathless and it turned out I had rung him when he was half way up some stairs dragging a cast iron bath tub up them. Tough bugger he is.

I have an image of you surviving on fags, fry ups and wank socks. You’re not helping me out by adding a bag of icing sugar into the mix

Wot are you lot like?!! I’m afraid once you’re a nurse you’re always a nurse, the damage is permanent

Sherbet dip dab , get in .

They said it was finishing end of March last year then they changed it to not accepting new applications. Then they said it was finishing end of September but end of September at the last minute they said they had decided to extend it to some unknown date so when they recently announced it would finish 21st March I didn’t believe them. Tbh it’s pissed me off. The door closing on that part of my life was a happy one and for a while they relentlessly kept on about rejoining the permanent register. So it’s celebration time at last. Whoop whoop.

Do you need a zimmer frame? Pete can help if you do, he has a few spare

Not too bad thanks Pete. Not pissing quite as much blood this morning!

They are w*knees of the highest order. I saw some eye watering stuff when I worked there and I caught the twats out when they supposedly serviced my Honda. I was a twat to buy it from them , I should have known better. That’s why I went 40 miles to Cirencester when I bought my Yamaha.

I like a bar of Bournville myself and its better for a diabetic but it don't half bung me up

Pete cover your eyes, theres a wet bike image ahead. Now with expensive but lovely looking heated grips and optimate SAE. The control button is integrated into the grip so no bastid ugly box on the bars. Good ay.

I laughed at that but when you think about it if that plug had come out while riding you engine would be fucked and worse you could have binned it properly with the oil running all over the rear tyre bloody wankers stuff like that is basic stuff i wonder if they would have held their hands up if it had happened

Today Mr Slowly kindly took the BSA to Clevedon to get heated grips fitted. He was surprised how good it is and now wants one but get this (and you lot will LOVE this) when he got it out of the garage there was oil on the floor The mechanic said I can tell you what that is… “it’s a BSA” Anyway another Fowlups triumph they hadn’t done the drain plug up properly, idiots.

depends what doc you get and what mood he's in...

Does that mean we no longer have a forum nurse then

Those midgets are very demanding.

That's exactly why you've got a hernia now

So where exactly is the hernia? And no im not trolling.....this time

I've ordered one after reading this thread. I think I'm going to have to add crocodile clips to it when I get it. Removing battery cables is a pain on the ST12 and the fuse on the electrical socket on my bike will probably blow if I plug something like this in to it. I have been taking a foot pump away with me and it weighs a bit/takes up room, although I have the air cartridges with me, they are a pain to use and if you balls it up you are stuck.

Show some respect........That's his daughter in law you're talking about there.

Spain proper, this is Tarifa: This is not Spain but hasn't got the Portuguese oak trees or any strong Portuguese traits.

Chocolate bungs you up? Thats a new one. Sugars normally ferment, cause a build up of gas and stimulate stretch receptors so people go a bit quicker than usual. Yes yes I said stretch receptors. Have at it

Christ I hadn’t even thought about that, you’re right. I did think what the fuck does their pre sale check actually consist of if they don’t even check the nuts and bolts are tightened? There’s no way they’d hold their hands up. They melted some shit onto the exhaust so when I went to look at it I said you’re gonna have to get that off before I pick it up. They said I’d done it! Well you can imagine the rest of the conversation.

Got a bit of good news amongst the wall to wall misery......the government are giving all self employed who didn't earn €27K last year a €200 rebate! My accountant has applied for some of that!

Jealous,

Nah it breaks it up abit, need a change every now and then

research for when me and @busabeast go to petes place.

wont it look odd in there ... with all the naked men pics ?

re post it ...

Still there Bob......just discomfort and pulling when I walk or stand up. Thankfully I've always tried to keep those activities to a minimum.

I can be smoking a cigar in the picture just for you your friend.

I wasn't asked for some reason but these any good for you i could always photoshop them more brown if you like

I travel light and smell at night

Hopefully it gets sorted soon mate

Adding a fused SAE connector will make it so much easier when you come to use it. I have them on all my bikes and use them with various connections for charging the battery, charging my phone on the move and using my compressor https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/385002612968?hash=item59a3f1a8e8:g:qkQAAOSwegpizTrN&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAA4EKRYeqJ%2FKoZjtkA2yP2vOLubSFd0%2FcgnN%2BrtInlshRNZ%2FFlRPrQZUlSFbrCEfMAUY8tn%2BX4xETw8rbCR4SarrygDr48AxDliUbIBB7TqYExzv6jt3we0167ONOdHHXxEadPtkHUXjiYqX74qmbcv3v%2FXM5UtkB4RPxBXdlRG3M7g3m1oXW02lb7b8GAB98WRABRmWyyjl4aFC2UZjSiw0N4ie6J2a7XA47%2F%2FZwQQHeZPOJDKb602XPvQnKY2QUNo3lPt1gOvXPdrnRSYB3yxiqBIGJUsppNDIimHoNPK8Tg|tkp%3ABFBMtIfhu-Bh

Erm pete 3 of them words just don't make sense....can you guess which ones I'm talking about?

That second to last pick would probably work

Geriatric cunts.

Decided on the Rocky Creek one, but tried to order from the Netherlands and am not going to buy as much as they want for postage. Same as buying from the UK, am also not paying that, it's almost cheaper going there personally to buy one. So gave up and will order one those from Touratech, maybe make a coffee run to Lisbon next time I'm home and buy it in person.

Yes and it's huge, even you could fit in there

How about these ones?