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I don’t live my life vicariously through the internet like zzzak and Tym and some others, so it is what it is.

Super flounce.

He's a creepy twat.

I have a busy life, I have to look after my adoring public. I’m still on the page for the month.

You’re a fucking idiot.

I went and saw the flowers near Buckingham Palace this afternoon, not something I would have done given a choice but my friends wanted to go and chuck some on, so I thought I'd show willing. The flower bit was easy, getting back out of the area was more difficult. I didn't even know we had that many people in the country, let alone central London. Someone was strangling a Scottish Octopus by the sound of it as we came out of the station and walked into Green Park. I saw a Portaloo tucked away out of sight in Green Park. At my age, you never miss the chance for a wee so I walked around this clump of trees only to have the following rise and fall of emotions. 1/ Aha a toilet, joy to the world. 2/ Oh wo is me, for it has a padlock holding the door shut. Fuckmine! 3/ But wait, what light through yonder bollock shines? Tis an FB padlock, verily do I not have an FB key attached to my work ID pass which be in my rucksack? Surely my luck is in forsooth. 4/ Cursed be the toilet bastards, for mine own key tis an FB14 and though it fits, a pox be upon it, it does not turn! I must tieth a knot in it....... So I got behind a large pair of rozzers who barged through the crowds and had a wee in a pub next to Victoria station.

Get in the Queue......

Most of us will be dead.....

I am Spartacus.

Havnt seen proof you ever had a life.

Marcel found another love...where will we be in 15 years.

Maybe they're planning baby Around the time that I turned up.

I think you're struggling now since @Marcel has bonded with you! And he's dropped off the radar as well!

Only a few weeks ago you were the top poster......now you don't even register on the scale.

Looking good there Buttster.

That's there to keep them in.

No idea. I was only there a few hours. I saw lots of Portaloos, but they all seemed to be inside a fenced off area, so not sure how people coped. Having said that, it was very relaxed, everyone was well behaved. I was a bit shocked at the rusty evil looking spikes on top of the wall around the Buck House gardens as we walked away from the area. You couldn't put those up now on a new build.

Blackie. The last Spitalfields Market Cat https://spitalfieldslife.com/2022/09/18/blackie-the-last-spitalfields-market-cat-o/ I remember the last days of the market. The raod and footway would be slick with slippery squashed fruit and vegetables. Tramps would sit around burning pallets and banana boxes in the middle of the road (9it does the asphalt no good you know). I got chased by one tramp with a broken bottle in his hand once. My FJ1200 had something wrong with it at the time, the starter motor kept sticking. After I ran to it and threw myself on it, It took me two attempts to start it as he ran screaming at me. When it did start I think I left rubber on the road as I wheel span off just out of his reach.

did village people do country and western ?

On a car I'd agree but a Harley can pull it off... have at it

Food festival near where I live in October has revealed why zzzak is the way he his. He bakes 'brownies' for a living https://bakedbyzak.com

Real Music.......

Ah and there our loon is.

Hay when you look sleazy like having white liZard skin who;ls surprised you made a mint kissing green ass.

Turns out walls work, i guess that means liberlas in America are a bunch of cunts, thatnks.

The walls of the Vatican. The walls were constructed in brick-faced concrete, 3.5 m (11 ft) thick and 8 m (26 ft) high, with a square tower every 100 Roman feet (29.6 m (97 ft)). Built by: Roman citizens Events: Sack of Rome (410); Sack of Rome ... Built: 271–275 AD

Sounds like an evil thing to me!

How are all those people on the streets there managing to have a shit Yen?

Large Lenor fabric conditioner bottle, essential camping equipment. Plenty of capacity, a large neck and a watertight lid.

We will want a photo don't forget hand on hip @XTreme style

Your in the virtual queue the only reference to this shit is from you on here i don't see it anywhere else but come on here to see bike stuff and i get this shit you fecking Spanish Gammon

I'm back home now, I reckon I was probably three sheets to wind last night as I had to celebrate my birthday even though I'd forgotten about it. I must have got out of the tent at least four times to have a piss last night and it was feckin cold. Just had a great dinner cooked by my lovely wife. I'm going to stand for the two minutes silence at 20.00 hrs if for no other reason than to piss off @XTreme

Your face … not allowed to do that any more

I promised myself i wouldn't troll you tonight but your making that promise really difficult to keep