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Shotgun wedding

Not in that helmet.

Yes, you're right. They've probably got to hold hands going up the stairs

Dont worry ma'am we';lll take care of Brad. Buck has a nice party he can bring him to

In all my years of riding I have only ever had 1 bike stolen from me, I don't want to ever go through the anger/rage and frustration again.........the feeling when you return to where you parked your bike and find a empty space is soul destroying ........and the absolute crap that insurance companies come up with when trying to claim, it may only be a lowly scooter to you guys, but it's my scooter paid for with my money Rant over.

Looking good but what was it you said you did for a living?

Au contraire, you're the only one who's had anything to eat, no-one else has anything lining their stomachs. One by one...

Looks like some bad ass mother fuckers there

You found a house in the fridge?

Poor Brad. Hopefully he'll look in a mirror at some point The rules are never bag someones new bike, folk who suck the joy out of a new toy should be shot. Whether his mates right or not he's a total knob.

I hold a grudge, id do it just for the fun of it, more should do it in areas of high theft. Most chit being done is by a small percentage of repeat offenders. Take them out...crickets. Works over here, why call the cops, fuck them they are the biggest criminals around.

That not me

Don’t know was the the grooms dads gun who died when he was a kid , let both barrels go after ceremony .

Would never happen I don't go grass tracking.... it's tarmac only for my bike

My dad got these when we went to japan.

Oh yes

I'm amazed they're allowed to stay on that deck ?

Going to a wedding. , rented a house for a couple of nights to stay , found it in the fridge

Hmm

Oh yeh all about the peace n love.

He might lose his virginity.

Let’s see how you feel when one rides round the outside of you on a track day. Fucking Philistine.

We should all just become vigilantes, I like your thinking tym. God help the twats who take a swipe at my property if I catch them they'll be lucky to be able to walk again let alone talk and I don't care for the consequences from the supposedly proud to protect(the thieving scum) coppers as I feel everyone has the right to protect their property. In my eyes the only thing the yanks have got right

It's @Marcel!

Admit it or not we all have a relationship with our bikes no matter what they are, they're in part priceless so yer thats the lowest of the low. Well not exactly, insurance companies are the lowest of the low, the differences between insurance companies and thieves are difficult to discriminate.

If he didn't padlock it , it would have a Deliveroo sticker on it within 30 minutes and a wannabee Valentino Rossi riding around delivering drugs

Have to be careful around here, there are some dubious guys riding round in vans.

I'm working tomorrow, then I'm on holiday till the 19th. Once I get back I then have 6 days to work before I leave definitively.

I'm going to be out tomorrow morning! Done a shitload of cleaning up today so I can get some time tomorrow.

Six would.

Nice whistle Dude

Yebbut that would spoil the fun of watching to see which one of your uncles get pissed first .

For a wedding you need at least two hip flasks. And some food. I've never been to a wedding where everyones not starving and inebriated by the time the food arrives.

Thats Buck when he got his first bike.

That’s definitely Pete

I think you are in there as well the polisher

There is a difference between being a keyboard warrior and actually doing it.

It's the flotation device not a fairing

I would, but the bike was stolen in 1982 That bike (Honda CB400f) was never seen again.

Put a tracking device on a bait bike where your old one was stolen, let it get nicked, and let the hunt begin...

Not everyone has a van to keep their bikes safe in

That's a major issue here! Virtually every time I wash the bike it's not because of road muck.....it's because of dust. And because it's so sandy you can't just put some polish on it because it'll scratch the paintwork. You just gotta hose it away.

They look cool on that young lady, they don't look quite so cool on a 70 year old bloke ....................... just saying

Was a warm ride, cool in the airport.....er hospital. also went to Asda for a bun. Not much of a ride, could have kept riding, but doubt the buns would have survived a long ride.

I was sure you would approve.

Excellent bike but it needs forwards.