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come on ..... who else thought Harley meet

It’ll be more like this

In that case I suggest you use her..............

New Harley dealership?

cunts

Whos this fucking Pat guy that got ex'ed everywhere.

Na, there were 3 others.

I waste far too much time on Facebook, but it can be very entertaining. Especially some of the Expats in France groups! Never a day goes by without someone doing something stupid and then asking the group's advice on who they can sue! Then the inevitable follow-up post of their indignation when they went to complain about whatever and were met with the Gallic shrug! Endless entertainment.

fuck the lot of ya

Truck stop … looks like he pulled up for some rogering action .

What??? Like knock a hole in the garage wall behind?

Heard this whilst on the ferry to Spain when it was used for the credits on the film Shallow Hal. Been listening to it regularly since back then.

Probably the most disturbing and eerie single that ever got into the charts. I remember buying it when it came out, but it was only in later years that I actually found out what it meant.....or what it was supposed to mean. Peter Green explained that he wrote the song after experiencing a drug-induced dream in which he was visited by a green dog which barked at him from the afterlife. He understood that the dog represented money. "It scared me because I knew the dog had been dead a long time. It was a stray and I was looking after it. But I was dead and had to fight to get back into my body, which I eventually did. When I woke up, the room was really black and I found myself writing the song".

I saw one of my old bikes parked outside a bar a few years ago, it had a lot less miles on the clock than it did when I sold it...

I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: "Where are you coming from, I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything." Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a motorway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?" Me: "A car." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"So, you're drunk." Me:"But I didn't drink anything." Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a country road at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it? Me:"A motorcycle." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!" Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question. Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a city street at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?" Officer:"A prostitute of course." Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?" Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...

Well?