Leaderboard

That’s a threeway nobody wants to watch!

@Buckstertaking pictures and posting ride reports, @XTremebuying tools … Pretty sure this is a sign of the end of the world!

Thanks for all the positive comments, it proves you can polish a turd

You would make a broth out of the fluids.

Yamaha have then but they’re hex on the outside so you can still get a decent socket/bit on them .

Real motorcycles use two crankshaft angles.

I voted for that one just because it has a bush growing out of the throttle grip. That's class that is.

Noooo, not the monkey pox???

It will last longer that Pete’s eco disaster.

I'll arrange for you to see stars instead.

Didn't move it far enough.

Been years since i even thought i could get away for more then an hour, Duty is the biggest four letter word in the English language. Be nice to get away, problem is i wouldnt want to come back. So i better not for now.

Me too mate, the level of work required was well beyond my ability but luckily I have two very talented mates who love doing this sort of stuff.

It’s a difficult situation for sure. Im lucky as my wife encourages me to go a lot of the time. Even if she wanted to ride pillion it’s not going to happen as one of us nearly always has to be there for our son. id go stir crazy if I couldn’t get away now and again

He only did 10km this month and his bike is fucked.

This is an odd one......I actually ordered Tools! It's a set of Torx screwdrivers because this bike has got them everywhere! No idea what I've got to do with them obviously! But I'm sure the wife will figure it out!

So, the old DR600S is nearing completion. All that remains is for me to order a new coil and HT leads and collect the seat from being reupholstered. New: coil and HT leads will set me back about €150 including tax and delivery whereas the reupholstered seat will set me back the princely sum of €35 from a local guy who does lovely work for not much cash. I can’t fucking wait.

So what do you use them for?

My bike has been to Deals Gap so whooped de fucking woo.

your just out of shot dressed as a bridesmaid ready for the 3 way after the reception .... you dirty dirty bitch

Torx are the spawn of the devil

That’s you and Pete.

And then the pace went up to sneaker?

I still see spots.

When I bought the bike I said that one of the reasons for getting a GS was that the wife might be able to come out on it when she wanted. I'm in a difficult situation ( @Cliveand @Swagman know what I mean) because you can't just bugger off all day and leave them on their own. But due to her osteoarthritis she's limited as to what is comfortable for her and it needs to have excellent suspension......and in that respect it's difficult to match a Beemer. She loved Big Bird, so she may well feel the same with this one. Why this weekend? Well my boy and his family are off to the Costa del Sol for two days and taking the car, so she has to come on it to feed the horses. If it's still difficult for her then we know she'll never be able to come out on a bike for a trip. But if it's OK then she'd be able to! It could go either way. I told her that I still need to get confidence in the bike given recent events, but she said if she likes it and more problems occur then I'll just have to put it in for a newer one with lower mileage. Yeh......I could live with that! After all, at my age I'm now in The Last Chance Saloon! Live for today......because tomorrow may never come!

You should go visit Pete.

Got to admit my pic stands outside the box in this months pics, it captures the early summer mood so well, close to a work of Art id say, to bad he dint take the pic.

He's fucking Trolling again Marcel!

That's a bugga. I can piss off at almost any time, get more grief if she can't come (on her own bike) of course but she wouldn't stop me.

Hope she has fun, @XTreme

No fear of my wife riding again, her gear (apart from her helmet and boots) does not fit her any longer.....so any rides for me consist of a couple of hours at the most, she should have learnt to drive years ago.

Well here’s hoping she can manage it in reasonable comfort, I know it’s not easy for them with arthritis as the wife has it also, and I don’t like going without her just isn’t fair if she has to stay home while I go out, good look with that @XTremehope it works out for you both.