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Could be worse, you could end up living next door to a Welsh ginger cunt.

This one has got to be right up there!

Correct young Bob and even younger Buckster, top of the class. The very expensive traffic engineering experts were all set to put a cycle track and island on one side of a similar arched bridge pushing all vehicles to the right hand side of the road under the part of the arch that doesn't have that clearance. It's funny till you get Railtrack knocking on your door because a bus from the depot 200 yards up the road has damaged their bridge, or from TFL because their double decker has been turned into a convertible.

i wouldn't go and watch that faggot anyway

Worst concert i've ever seen was Rolling Stones in the early 80s, at Anaheim Stadium. Only concert that summer that was over before dark. Ironically, the best concert i've ever heard was the Rolling Stones the following weekend, broadcast from San Diego. go figure.

People that won’t give a straight answer. That’s fucking me off at the moment. For example, I asked if someone had WiFi at a property we are going to stay at for a few days and the reply was “I’ve drained the pool”

Cant cost cut the racist fact i want fucking Japs to build my chit!

Horrible little man

It means a double decker bus will go under it in the middle of the road.

Gary Moore at Wembley Arena on the After the War tour. The support band were a bit crap. Then Gary Moore came on, but there was a loud buzzing from his guitar. The techs were working furiously but weren't getting anywhere. At the end of the second song he said "fuck this" and stormed off stage, the house lights came up after a minute or two and that was it. No refunds or anything! I vowed that I'd never go to another Gary Moore gig, but a few years later my late brother-in-law talked me into going to see his Still Got the Blues tour at Hammersmith Odeon. I've got to say, that gig was bloody excellent.

Consultants charging a fortune for their supposed expertise and then having to fix stuff for them afterwards or jump in and stop stuff happening before we all get tarred with the same brush. A few HGV/Bus drivers on here. What does this sign mean, particularly the white arrows either side of it? Answers on a post card and then I'll tell you what brilliant idea the consultants came up with and was due to be constructed next week.

Oh yes much more fleecing is coming our way. My favourite so far was mobile phone companies before Brexit saying they wouldn't reintroduce data roaming charges (or any other extra charges) when we left the EU. They soon changed their minds and will start switching over from January. They are sliding into dipping their hands in your wallet slowly though so there's not too much fuss by saying your current terms and conditions stand until the end of your contract. Aholes.

Maybe he couldn't understand your Cockney wideboy slang Ray?

The latest Brexit benefit... another example of no downsides only upsides... It's because Visa is increasing transaction rates now the EU cap no longer applies (post Brexit). real pain in the neck for me as I use the card for larger purchases and that gives me two months to pay it off without interest. (I hate paying interest) also buyer protection - gone. (going) I expect other will follow, or add charges to offset the charges. (sigh)

Who what...nevermind. Came and went that fast in my mind. How the fuck do people like that make money doing...that?

I don't know why this reminds me of @Six30..............

One thing about people with learning difficulties - they give no thought to what is inappropriate. A card for the manager who is from Zimbabwe. Apparently he was overjoyed. (Ish)

It’s the Queens English, every foreigner should understand it. I mean, you do Pete.

I have a photograph somewhere of the same company's warning signs about a height restriction on a diversion route. They had drawn the arrows on the sign as a width restriction so all vehicles wider than 14 foot 9 inches were barred from going that way. I took a picture of a lorry and squashed the y axis so it was super wide like a Hummer on a high fat diet and sent that with the photo of the sign to the bloke paying their invoices.

The maximum height of a vehicle that will pass under this bridge is 14'9'' BUT only between the two arrows.

I saw the Clash in Bristol about 1979. It was obvious by the third song that they were so off their faces they didn't know what they were doing. A short while after they brought on a toaster called Mikey Dread who sounded like a speeded up version of Jamaica's mickey mouse. I left after 10 more mintues and went to the pub.

Definitely the end of possibly the greatest gp rider of all time

There'll never be another Dio!

I saw Black Sabbath when Ronnie James Dio was with them. Excellent gig.

In my case it was Deep Purple MkIII in Swansea 1974. Coverdale and Hughes trying (and failing) to do Gillan material was just pitiful. People were slow handclapping! They were always up against it anyway......because the support band was Elf. Who had (at the time) an unknown singer who just blew everybody away!

I never listened to him.......but with that one I made an exception!

I don't listen to him anymore, nowadays he sounds like the 3rd reserve for the pub singer

Rear wheel locked solid as I braked (due to abandoned pants). I would rather the fence wsn't there as I recon I could have just rode into the field but as I hit it the nearside footrest and gear lever took out most of the fence until it jammed and flicked me over. If you look at the fence and the posts you can see where I hit them and carried on until it brought me to a halt.

She’s a right twat then