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Why, i still think he's an ass, go with your gut when voting i say.

Jesus @XTreme ..you was on that faster than @Tym gets his top off at the beach. i dont want no mod job , im far to over qualified for that shit.

Gay

Mawsley's prowess on the field has been on all the news here in Portugal:

I thought he was an ass not an asset, my bad.

I always respond to members' requests.....we're not one of those "Worship me cos Im a Forum God" power trip places! And the members have spoken, and near enough unanimously delivered the verdict that you're an annoying cunt and can't be a Mod! @Tym voted for you though.......but he is unstable so draw your own conclusions on that!

Just as well looking at the poll.

The Martian news service reported “Earth is about to fuck Mars”.

Twats .... for not making this , stripped down Africa twin , tis a thing of beauty .

Don't think he's anywhere near Egypt in that van

Straight up no nonsense man.

That's more like the fat cunt!

I like Tym

Just as we getting close to our campsite last friday we encountered over 10 Africa Twins at various stages along the road, all dirty and all of them staring at both of us on T700's . I think they were from Dave Thorpe's place................... https://www.davethorpehonda.com/adventure-centre/

That's feckin hilarious, what you say Bruce

I gave a clue, you guys arnt dick freaking tracy's thats for sure.

I voted butt i mistook the word asset for ass, i really shouldnt do that spead reading thing.

I have the same problem. So, i drilled holes in the sides and a slot on top for my (rather dazzling) mohican.

At the people making the watches

No.....you make faces in a watch factory!

knew he'd gone up , but not seen news today , so googled ...

I design and sell shower curtain rings.

Probably because it would be in a van.

Only if it hits Uranus.

It’s nice but I prefer the proportions of this.

Where do you put your sandwiches and flask ?

thank the lord he did'nt mention carpet burns in that sentence

Fuckmine, he doesn't even understand rugby, there is zero chance that he'll understand football

I was waiting for that one

You want to put your foot on my pubes?

I believe id be a better candidate for moderator than six because I don't care about anything so you could continue the free for all......but id put my foot down if pete got his ginger pubes out again in public

Spitting images.

I'm always hitting my head on stuff. Scaffolding, MIND YOUR HEAD signs, my own handlebars when I stand up under the bike, low hanging lights etc. I usually have a lump or two on the noggin, plus shin and elbow bruises from other acts of clumsiness I have forgotten. When I was a teenager and got run over I put my head through the car windscreen, didn't even cut it. The doctor who checked me over at hospital asked to see the crash helmet I was wearing so he could see how damaged it was. When I said I didn't have a motorbike he re-checked my x-rays and felt my head all over again before he let me go.

He used to be in Merthyr i was wondering where he went

Theyre not gone until Sept/Oct but they’ve been used bikes only for a while now so wouldnt have one. Know what you mean about Dick Lovett, awful people. Going to take the 9T to Cardiff rather than deal with Dicks again.

No, because he's in denial.

Brilliant! I see you're working hard today then Yen?

Bob, to use those pegs you would need to have no legs …. Oh hold on…. Nothing to see here.

Depends on the circumstances.. for the tedious parts of a tour, long stretches of motorway to get down to Folkestone or across Northern France. I get 65+mpg or close to 300 miles from the tank. For rather more vigorous fun. probably around 45. But thats only a guess as its not something I obsess about. On my previous bike an R1100GS it was 45 regardless. I don't bother allowing the display to show mpg. just range as that is all I'm interested in.

Child catcher.

@Mawsley,s meal out.

i could never go work for any one , only person tells me what to do is me , and sometimes i tell me self to fuck off.

Just had salad is that bland enough, had a Mediterranean type salad thing yesterday peppers, onions, and stuff I think that’s why I feel shyte, I feel loads better when eat a full English.

tiger does about 52 mpg when just oodling around like yesterday. hooning around or autoroute work it drops to around 45 ish. when I first got it it was only doing 38 but that improved following the first service I had done.