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Head is bursting after all that driving! Couple of shots from today......including oranges growing in a tree outside a cafe in the city centre. And the usual bizarre ornaments that they go for!

@Six30 making another application for a Mod gig!

Here is a nice pair. get your minds out of the gutter!

The twat has put up cctv and told all the other neighbours and some other Brits in the village it’s because I’ve been harassing his wife fer fucks sake! He reckons I’ve been staring at her through the wall. Spoke to all my neighbours and he’s made himself look like a proper cunt. Saved me a job. ??

Nowhere else wants you Dave.......cos you're a fucking weirdo! So think yourself lucky that a place exists which has zero standards and is willing to put up with your kind!

I don't know where you got that impression, maybe you just assumed it because I ride a real bike and you're a ponce.

Pete, you seem t have the knack for creating haven's for oddities, the "not so normal". you should really get a large subvention from the EU for looking after the handicapped. Handicapped? Yup, Buck is a multiple expat who drives a harly and rides a bus, Bruce is Saffer and rides a boat, You're a taffy dago, I'm half frog, Tym is unstable, Bob... well Bob has a Bristol accent, Grasshopper is a girl ( and fixes her bikes in a tent) Cattee lives in Norfolk FFS!, various other members come from the dark side (of the atlantic) Yen puts up ride reports from abandoned toilets... lets face it, Pedro's probably the most normal person in here and he's portugese. all of these conditions should be considered a handicap. Is it really surprising that our collective "Humour" is not readily comprehensible to all and sundry? I like it, Thank you for keeping it going despite what "normal " people might say or do.

@Six30 when Blunder catches him posting here!

I have heard if you get that then your the one picked out to have the "secret jab" you have now been injected with the government device ?

I have just the place..... ?

Stop moaning, it’s fucking raining here and I can’t be bothered to go out. Instead, I’m doing proper fuck-all for the rest of the day. ?

Was it better than ITV?

Well, if you are having sex in a Telsa dont be surprised if Porn Hub has a special section just for you.

I'm going to request my own account deletion if this shit goes on!

Put yer fucking clothes back on @Six30 your curdling the milk.

To fucking late @BucksterPete already did that showing his ginger pubes.

No problem, here are some Great ones.

Right, let’s fuck this place up.

Got my first Sunday, hopefully it'll fuck me up so I don't have to go to work.

I'm away for a few days and

A real bit of agricultural machinery you mean jeeves now wipe my arse

That’s good pleased you are over the chills.?

That's all i have now is a bit of an ache in the arm

Being the odd one here is no bad thing. I meant it with sarcasm, though, because of the "he's the most normal and he's portuguese"

We've been having the same "English keeping the vaccines to themselves" story over the last couple of days, but then again if we decide to not administer their vaccine how is it their fault? I do have to ask, does an "official invitation from the government" come signed by Mr. Macron or Mr. Castex?

I'vs had an official invitation from the govt to go get my vaccination. I went to the doc who said, well they're fucking optimistic I have no vaccin left and cannot order anymore... Theres a phrase about piss ups and breweries that springs to mind. I'm sure it's those sneaky english keeping all the vaccins for themselves... ?

Portugal is such a Paris whore that they almost interrupted a Champions League match to announce that Almost!

Thank you?

I go away for a while and all hell breaks loose. The forum seems fine the way it was to me. Personally I think it's people getting stressed out by the lockdowns and covid crap.

Its Bucky, someone knicked his bus uniform

I had the shivering and aches Fred, and my wife. From speaking to other people most seem to get this.

sounds like a bit of a tor sucker to me ?

I thought Xray vision was for sifi movies.

Don't drink tea or coffee so cant do that, went to bed with a cold shivering and aches, my missus didn't like the cold hand on her woke up this morning everything back to normal. same temperature in the house tonight and both hands 33.8c last night the left hand was 27c and the right 30c it was weird oh and cold

where's my face palm smilie

I;ve come to the conclusion looking good is bad for your health, now the Feds are after me, is a conspiracy with the neocorns @ BigCorn™. You see, farmers are trying to kill you.

Soon to be a 200cc dual sport from China. ?

Dependening on the ethnic nature of the pubes, it might not be optional. Some regions of the world seem to protect the groin area with more hair than others. Darwin never sleeps and you can tell, oy vey, take a nap why dont ya.

all good mate , @XTreme has asked me to ask Stu if he can come back .... talk about jumping ship.

Had my covid jab yesterday in the left arm and my left hand has been cold all day it's 20c in my house and its still noticeably colder than the right hand. Just checked both hands with the thermometer and my left hand is 3 deg colder than the right wonder if its just a coincidence ?

18 year old Kwak still running isn't a classic, it's a fucking miracle.

If you want to go first im sure Pedro's trying to find a wide angle lense to use. ?

That might fall into the category of 'too much information' Dave ?

Slowly but surely, you are transforming this forum into "bikes and food" which is simply mega good! Oh, wait, missing the wine!! Must have wine!

Thanks Caroline......as with Ray's feedback it's much appreciated. It shows me that there are people here who like the forum, despite it's deficiencies in certain areas. I've always felt that a good community experience is the most important thing. And bear in mind we've been here less than a year so we're not the finished article.....or anywhere near it.

Sorry Pedro, this is a bobble hat , as favoured by the type of walker who hates motorcycles with a vengance This is fly-tipping, as favoured by lazy fucking twats who can't be bothered to take it to a recycling center, I hate the bastards

Here you go then, new fork springs bushes seals oil, and a new screen.