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28 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

When she says..I look like my Dad...

SIX30 would..

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i would now

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Buckster said:

That’s @MooN when he goes clubbing.

you lost me...

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6 minutes ago, MooN said:

you lost me...

The spelling mistake is at the bottom.

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2 minutes ago, Buckster said:

Tradition.

Probably the same tradition that got me labeled "RedNeck" years ago....

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1 hour ago, boboneleg said:

Not so much in your case @zzzak  :classic_unsure: :classic_laugh:

They told me not to get vaxxed, so I'm one up there.

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The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him “MIDNIGHT”… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh shit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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