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2 hours ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Check out this beauty Buck...

 

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Would ya look at the size of the topbox, Pete would be proud of you.

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6 hours ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Check out this beauty Buck...

 

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Episode 7 Nbc GIF by Law & Order

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So, @Clive, this guys goes out drinking with his friends and decided to end the night with a visit to his local "gentleman's club", however he is running very low on funds for such activities.

We walks in, and sheepishly asks for a girl. Once talking to the madam, he confesses he only has 15 quid to spare, but still would like to end the night in style. She tells him that for such a small amount all he could get is a "penguin blowjob". He isn't too thrilled by the sound of it, but she tells him he'll enjoy it so in he goes.

A moment goes by, and an older lady joins him, not the kind of young beauty he was hoping for but beggars can't be choosers. She leans him against the wall, tells him to relax, drops his pants and gets going. She had experience, and he's really starting to enjoy himself, he starts getting REALLY into it and just as he feels like he's about to reach his climax, the "penguin blowjob" creeps back up on his mind, he has no idea why would such a masterful blowjob be called such an unappealing name. He says:

"This is just lovely, you're so great at this, I'm about to cum!!!"

Having been warned of his pending explosion, the lady stops and walks away. Still leaning against the wall, with his ankles bound by his pants, he tries to follow her in desperation:

Waddling African Penguin GIF by Monterey Bay Aquarium

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1 minute ago, Six30 said:

The  power of make up ..

 

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So makeup doesn’t always improve.

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