Sir Fallsalot Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, XTreme said: I heard that you going to the hairdressers now is as rare as Buck going to the camera shop, or Ren going to the dentist Fred! I've probably only been to the hairdressers or barbers as us men call them once in the last 20 years and that was because a Turkish one opened up down the road a few years ago and they done the full works, beard ears nose so i went in to check it out and nodded off in the chair proper old man style so i didn't go again 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Clive said: My lad ( well he is 40 now) does his head with a Bic razor, 1st time he did it he looked like he had been scalped....blood and cuts everywhere. A long time ago in Brazil, I stayed for a while in a small village with just one very gay barber/hairdresser/waxer. I made a bet with my girlfriend's brother that he wouldn't be able to wax his very thick beard, using proper wax like they use to handle women's parts, poor sod made the mistake of not backing off and even bigger mistake of having the first bit done right on his chin so he couldn't back off, he had his entire face done down to his neck. By the second pull he was crying tears that actually stung his face as they dripped down He was properly sweating blood from his face . Actually stayed for over a month, happy times. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 51 minutes ago, Clive said: You don't end with a mullet I hope!. No not enough hair for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 53 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: I've probably only been to the hairdressers or barbers as us men call them once in the last 20 years and that was because a Turkish one opened up down the road a few years ago and they done the full works, beard ears nose so i went in to check it out and nodded off in the chair proper old man style so i didn't go again Fallsasleepalot as well then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 8 hours ago, Pedro said: A long time ago in Brazil, I stayed for a while in a small village with just one very gay barber/hairdresser/waxer. I made a bet with my girlfriend's brother that he wouldn't be able to wax his very thick beard, using proper wax like they use to handle women's parts, poor sod made the mistake of not backing off and even bigger mistake of having the first bit done right on his chin so he couldn't back off, he had his entire face done down to his neck. By the second pull he was crying tears that actually stung his face as they dripped down He was properly sweating blood from his face . Actually stayed for over a month, happy times. Holy shit, that's got me squirming in my chair. I do my own, again with a little help from Mandi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 3 hours ago, Catteeclan said: Holy shit, that's got me squirming in my chair. I do my own, again with a little help from Mandi. It's ok, we became sort of friends after that, he never really liked me, but he was protective of his little sister so fair enough. Usually after a few rums the stupid challenges would start to pop back on again, though 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 3, 2021 Author Share Posted February 3, 2021 Just got back from Ivan the Hairdressers.....I was the only one there. Loads of shops and all bars and restaurants closed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 26 minutes ago, XTreme said: Just got back from Ivan the Hairdressers.....I was the only one there. Loads of shops and all bars and restaurants closed. Been to the thatchers have you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bruce said: I just give myself a number 4 every couple of weeks. Looks shit but I'm ugly now so why should I give a toss? It’s a lot easier to do that @Bruce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Bruce said: Exactly. And it's lockdown. What is Pete doing with a coife? Admiring himself in the mirror while styling and profiling? From what I’ve seen there ain’t that much to admire, who the hell admires a ginger twat who’s turned white. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 3, 2021 Author Share Posted February 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, Swagman said: From what I’ve seen there ain’t that much to admire, who the hell admires a ginger twat who’s turned white. Matron hasn't given the imbecile his Meds today then? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, XTreme said: Matron hasn't given the imbecile his Meds today then? Not a chance she’s had to take them herself i finally got to her. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 I'm suffering as the barber's has been shut for over a month now. I have a lot on the top but now it's traversing down the sides. I look like fucking Hitler when I wake up in the morning 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 29 minutes ago, boboneleg said: I'm suffering as the barber's has been shut for over a month now. I have a lot on the top but now it's traversing down the sides. I look like fucking Hitler when I wake up in the morning Before I started trimming my hair, I was about to go full Krusty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 21 hours ago, XTreme said: As from tomorrow we're Level 4 Grade 2......where any businesses classed as non-essentials have to close. Thankfully, Hairdressers are considered essentials so my appointment with Ivan tomorrow isn't cancelled. Can't you take it off, pop it in a jiffy bag and post it to him? Surely you have a spare syrup whilst you wait for it to come back? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 3, 2021 Author Share Posted February 3, 2021 Just now, yen_powell said: Can't you take it off, pop it in a jiffy bag and post it to him? Surely you have a spare syrup whilst you wait for it to come back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 4, 2021 Author Share Posted February 4, 2021 Third coronavirus wave in Spain continues to ease Total deaths at 60K......which is bad! But it's nothing compared to the UK's 100K+. But I can't help thinking when is the fourth wave coming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 In surfing the 3erd wave of a set is usually the biggest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 6 hours ago, Tym said: In surfing the 3erd wave of a set is usually the biggest. Well let’s hope the same applies to this virus @Tym. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 6, 2021 Author Share Posted February 6, 2021 9 minutes ago, Mawsley said: I’ve always seen myself as a caring type of guy. A caring type who probably lives a life in denial about the level of his caringness. But lockdown now feels like lockdown to the power of lockdown and if I was given the option to trade a couple of hundred thousand lives for three and a half hours in a pub and a weekend break on the bike I wouldn’t hesitate for a second to condemn the horde to death. I am so, so bored. I don’t think I’m a very caring individual. I now see myself as a miserable fucker with a callous streak a mile wide. Gin and rum is helping me come to terms with that. Yes.....but you still have a full unrestricted account on another forum Dave. Some of us don't! So there's always someone worse off! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 7, 2021 Author Share Posted February 7, 2021 Finally found a map of the actual perimeters of the town area......seems like I'd gone over the boundaries on a few occasions without knowing. Basically I can head north past the lakes for about 25 miles till I'm nearly in the province of Jaen......yet I can't go 5 miles south to Galera! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 I cant go farther then one mile south, butt, can go as far north as i want. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Well I can go 7 miles to the supermarket and back, but sod it i’ll let them deliver it to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 8, 2021 Author Share Posted February 8, 2021 7 minutes ago, Swagman said: Well I can go 7 miles to the supermarket and back, but sod it i’ll let them deliver it to me. Don't they take you all out for a trip in their minibus? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 16 minutes ago, XTreme said: Don't they take you all out for a trip in their minibus? You may fucking laugh but they have a minibus, but no I’m not paying some old cunt to take me in a bus driven by an old bastard that probably can’t see fuck all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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