Pedro

You want someone from here to ring her and tell her to seek an expert? I’ll do it, apparently I sound like Borat to some brits.

Who do you think you are to be given an explanation, their boss?

You know how annoying it is when you close your jacket, helmet on, gloves on and then you realise that the bike keys are still in your pocket? It’s worse when they’re still in your pocket, but on the jeans that are inside your closed luggage! Been meaning to complain about myself doing this for a few days now

Sorry to hear all that, @busabeast!

That’s cool!

Dogs don’t check google.

it was a lovely dish when it arrived, now there’s just the 4 olivepits in it.

What are you talking about? She’s lovely!

For the proper cold and winter tipe thing you need, Dainese might not be the best either.

It’s “your eyes”, since you’re being corrected…

It’s not Dainese, it’s a wolf. He couldn’t pull Dainese devil cool!

Also, non gay boots don’t have zippers on them!

If those boots are anythinglike my old Dainese ones, the soles are shit and they will improve immensely when you replace them with good rubber ones.

Like when you used to ride with no heated grips before trying them! I ride mostly in jeans so my ballsack and arse do get cold sometimes, so I'd love a heated seat and if BMW had them when I bought my bike I'd have specced them in.

If you don’t have a hangover it clearly wasn’t too much, it’s just drinking!

I stayed for three days somewhere where I had to switch off traction control to be able to move 1 meter from the overnight parking location as the rear wheel sunk a little into the sand. I like that a lot

I mean, we've got a locomotive on the front page. discuss... I'm off to drink tea while watching football with some enthusiastic moroccans.

Get some argan seeds to smuggle home

Wait until you try a bike with heated seat. BMW lent me a k1600 once, the bastards!

52 miles in 3c to go to work! I envy your commitment to motorcycling!

Is that the guy that’s been trying to sabotage your bikes since? Maybe either complain to husband or just accept to pay in ass, it’s not worth your life!

I was conned, done dirty, bamboozled!

That’s quite a good thing to remember.

A shared sleeping bag makes sense in that situation. And other situations too

So, Saul fitting muffs to his bike made me remember this joke: John had been told by his friends that Helen, his crush was not as innocent as he thought and had been around the block a few times. He couldn’t say no to when she invited him in after driving her home from the office party, and things started getting a little frisky. Having had a few drinks John was more confident than normal and slipped his hand under her skirt. And Helen said: you can go farther than that John! So he slipped his hand under he panties. And Helen said: you can go further than that John! So he slowly slipped a finger in, not believing his luck while doing it. And Helen said: You can go further than that, I want two! John was a little surprised but went ahead and slipped the second finger in! And Helen said: You can go further than that, John! By now John was getting a little annoyed at her pushiness but slipped a third finger in! And Helen said: You can go further than that, John! And John, loosing his mind did something that he never even dreamed about and slipped his hand in!!! He was expecting her to complain in pain! And Helen said: You can go further than that, John! John by now was feeling both anxious and frankly worried about Helen, but he slipped the second hand in! Helen finally moaned, and asked: Oh John, try and clap your hands! John said: I can’t! And Helen said: I know, it’s really tight isn’t it?