Pedro

Don't see a suggestion there!

You also get to recycle a lot of bottles, good for the environment overall!

1650 in chinese horsepower means competitor to the Honda CB500X, which is a fine bike, but no.

There's only one Tiger I'd like and it's a 1200 rally, but something about them don't inspire me at all. I don't think that style of bike should be more than 2 cylinders, and the fact they are making the engines lumpy just to fake a different architecture is something I dislike. I also don't really like their dealerships and service in Portugal. Any small part can become a problem, and brexit isn't helping. So, no.

I'm pondering buying another bike in a year or so, according to whatever goes on with the GS. While I was having a glass of wine before dinner I saw something on instagram, followed a link, and asked for a slot for a testride. Now, following Pete's trend on shit threads, what will it be? Hints, it's not any BMW but it's from a manufacturer I like with a dealership in Porto.

Coming from yourself, that doesn’t mean much

Paris Hilton wants her shades back

Who would have known!

Well, you don't really live in a holiday destination, though, do you?

He's in Tenerife

Magnet to try and fish it out?

It’s that and BMWs, and Royal Enfields! They should ask what type of moustache conditioner you like before selling a BMW, any answer taking you straight to the door

Looks just perfect to me, nice!

Yes I will, Ian.

No, it's not a tear, though, it's a small puncture like what you´d do if you stuck a thick needle on it, or a cat's fang, and that stretched a little. Will look into ordering some sort of quick drying glue or whatever and put a drop in there to see if it stops it spreading.

tidy!

I don't either!

I try to have it clean and presentable at all times, Pete!

It’s also japanese and lightweight, so a pretty safe bet!

No idea where it was, but I have one suspicion!

Noticed this just now, on my pillion seat. Can only assume a cat jumped on the bike!

I once dated a girl with a twin, and people asked me how I could tell them apart. Lisa usually painted her nails purple, and Bob had a cock!

Very rare occasion that I used a cafe's bathroom before going there, wasted opportunity really, as the cliff on the other side of the river to that was a nice location.