Pedro

You say pillsbury and french, but when you say ham and cheese on top it sounds the bad kind of american.

Good stuff Marcel, this is a very unique way to post a ride report but there you go. Fuck Pete's suggestions, you're just posting random pictures so might as well shoot them diagonally!

Only in the US do seagulls get fed

You can’t even read exit signs!

No he can’t!!!

With a boxer engine, you don’t get oil starvation on one side when starting the bike after a while, while the other side might get oil into the combustion chamber.

Never gonna forgive you for not getting a nice one after that servo assisted trainwreck Instead you go and buy that thing that can’t climb a sidewalk with a passenger

That’s shit. But at least you always know you’re ready to race!

Sorry, too late you already have those two

They’re gone, look at your garage

That got a real life giggle out of me, instead of the usual inner smile.

Marcel! What’s the point of having that tv screen for a dashboard if you don’t bother with it? Ask the guys at KTM or whatever to set it up.

Doesn’t that big screen on the bike connect to your phone’s google maps?

No worries, Your wife wouldn’t go anywhere with you on that tiny bike you’ve got

It´ll be similar to this

Tonights dinner was amazing, while watching pictures on the TV of a place I like in the Algarve burning, I got on on an Algarve state of mind and put some canned horse mackerel fillets on a plate, onions, plenty of parsley, freshly ground black pepper, plenty of lemon zest, and olive oil, together with a cherry tomato, cucumber and oregano salad. Along with some toast to soak up the olive oil it was southern flavors out of the pantry, tasted great after the beach. Lunch, another southern portuguese salad Heart shaped sandwich because of love! It was tasty, with a mayonnaise based sauce, it had onions, garlic, plenty of salted capers on it, plus some cherry tomatoes and mozzarella.

Keep it up

Honda is master of making bikes that are bigger than the sum of their parts. VFR, Transalp, Africa Twin, CB500, early CBR600, etc! Shame it’ll be gone in two months, really

Don’t fret, he’ll change frames and engine and bodywork before changing tires

I didn’t see it until your post made me look again! Pete!!!! You bought a haunted bike!!!!!!

Twice the price of a Goldwing would be 60 or 70.000€ today. Did the Goldwing become more expensive or the BMW relatively cheaper?

Yep, it’s a fuck off to her, getting that tiny bike witha Honda rear suspension instead of a comfy newer GS

You should look into one, they’re good on gravel

It does look like a tiny GS I like how they look, and suposedly they’re very balanced and handle amazingly for keeping momentum up midcorner, just as you like! Nice tires and you’re golden, until you’re bored of how tiny it is. The Topbox will look like a TOPBOX on that bike